Ethan J. A. Schoonover
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Ethan J. A. Schoonover
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Factotum. Former @ethanschoonover on twtr / Photo & Design & Tech & RPGs / SeattleACS ham radio volunteer / Cascadia Radio cofounder / @TeenHorrorCast.com intern / "skoon-over" / he

📍 Seattle, Earth

🌐 https://ethanschoonover.com
The real generational gap is between people that say

“Check a map”

And people that say

“Check Maps”
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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A court with a normal-ish conservative majority would have been tolerable. I'm not eager for court packing, impeaching justices, and other such options. But this court sticking around post-Trump is untenable. They've already torched their own legitimacy, the only question is what do we do about it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by Ethan J. A. Schoonover
It is with great pride that I accept the Waffle House Prize for Literature (award is a waffle)
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It is with great pride that I accept the Waffle House Prize for Literature (award is a waffle)
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"The team hypothesized that men require more explicit vocalizations to notice and respond to the needs of their cats.”

Ok our cat DOES mostly speak to me but to be fair I NOD & TALK BACK TO IT IN FULL SENTENCES

(just realized that I'm "not all men"ing a news article about cats omg logging off now)
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The CDC has fallen. There is already a Western states alliance for health, maybe we just need to re-establish a new CDC out here. At that point we're 90% of the way to a new byzantium, I suppose.
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Got a new blood pressure monitor and am sad to say it is more accurate than my old one and my old unit was under reporting :(
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If you are thinking now is a good time to know about things like #hamradio & alt communications tools, here's a reminder that I co-founded an inclusive, welcoming ham radio community based in the Pacific Northwest. Available via Discord: discord.gg/mJmsV5jGxz

Learners are welcome. No haters :)
Join the Cascadia Radio Discord Server!
A welcoming community for Pacific Northwest ham radio operators where we coordinate fun regional radio activities! | 1065 members
discord.gg
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Costconians, fwiw my fav Lululemon top (LM3DOLS, now out of production) is on sale as a Costco clone: www.costco.com/p/-/infinity...

The Costco fit is slightly looser than the Lulu but not extremely so. I could fit a mid layer under the costco version, a tee under the lulu.
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I've always been averse to DIYing torsion springs but thinking I might do it (safely) this time.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reposted by Ethan J. A. Schoonover
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Ethan J. A. Schoonover
We need a serious cultural reboot on ACCURACY as a core, aspirational, collective value. Bring back the societal norms of consensus reality and striving towards truth (scientific, journalistic, educational, computational), as imperfect as that effort may be.
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sharing your #SpotifyWrapped should be a #MarkOfShame. Don't do it. Spotify is bad for musicians, bad for society, pumping out AI trash, and funding the miltech sector.
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We need a serious cultural reboot on ACCURACY as a core, aspirational, collective value. Bring back the societal norms of consensus reality and striving towards truth (scientific, journalistic, educational, computational), as imperfect as that effort may be.
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
These little outlet shelves have been totally useful for tidying cables that we like to have to hand.
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Look things are clearly a wreck but at least we get Samara Weaving hunting down crazed boardgame makers again:
READY OR NOT 2: Here I Come Teaser Trailer (2026)
READY OR NOT 2: Here I Come Teaser Trailer (2026) Samara Weaving, Kathryn Newton © 2025 -Searchlight Pictures
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
quick someone print out the plans to turn a data center into a post-fall-of-civilization hydroponic farm
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Tired: arguments over whether 'guys' and 'dudes' are gender specific

Wired: every gen-z girl using "bro" as gender neutral
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
International "Stream Sabrina Carpenter Tracks All Day" Day
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Trickle down" works in this administration but not for economics, just for "where the buck stops".
Hegseth is very transparently blaming a Navy admiral for his own decision. Let this be a lesson for every other military officer: The Trump administration will issue unlawful orders, then blame you for following them.
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Delete your Twitter account.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I had Stranger Things fatigue & wasn't super excited about S5 but it starts fast & pulled me in immediately. Loved Part 1. I feel like they have avoided the trap of multi-season scifi where everything gets wrung through a canon sieve & must comply with The Rules. Sloppy in a good way. + ❤️ L'Engle
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
15 meter ham radio band was collapsing for me but a station in Korea and I managed to eke out a quick contact. I can hear the Easter Island special event station too but haven't been able to raise a reply on 17 m.
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Photos app can show me all my old screenshots for easy deletion but what I really need is a way to sort out all the photos of pies that I take at Costco in order to ask my kids what they want me to pick up.
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
America's sustainable energy progress has been set on fire to provide a last billowing updraft for all those petro exec golden parachutes.
it was a whopping 5% in the US
The EV share of new car sales in 🇩🇰 Denmark was 73.7% in November. Of private individuals buying a new car, 91% opted for an EV.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM