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@evergreenmnstr.bsky.social
Traductor, gamer, cinéfilo, misántropo, genio del mal y no hitter. Padre de 2 minibosses. Un completo fiasco.
(Also, in case you're wondering, the person in my profile pic is NOT me)
No Hits: https://shorturl.at/w4KIo
(Also, in case you're wondering, the person in my profile pic is NOT me)
No Hits: https://shorturl.at/w4KIo
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@evergreenmnstr.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Hilo con todas mis runs No Hit (versión Bsky)
Dark Souls Any% (28/03/21)
Como dije en su momento, salió en un día absurdo; gracias a todas las personas de la comunidad que me ayudaron e inspiraron y, por supuesto, a mi chat.
La "evergrinha" antes de Gwyn, un clásico imborrable 👀
Dark Souls Any% (28/03/21)
Como dije en su momento, salió en un día absurdo; gracias a todas las personas de la comunidad que me ayudaron e inspiraron y, por supuesto, a mi chat.
La "evergrinha" antes de Gwyn, un clásico imborrable 👀
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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ESTO ES IMPORTANTE
Si alguien modifica una foto tuya (Photoshop, IA…) para desnudarte o denigrarte:
1. Ve a la web de la ONG stopncii.org
2. Sube la foto original y la modificada.
Borrarán la modificada de todas partes en internet. Debes ser mayor de edad y ser foto de ti, no de otros.
Si alguien modifica una foto tuya (Photoshop, IA…) para desnudarte o denigrarte:
1. Ve a la web de la ONG stopncii.org
2. Sube la foto original y la modificada.
Borrarán la modificada de todas partes en internet. Debes ser mayor de edad y ser foto de ti, no de otros.
Stop Non-Consensual Intimate Image Abuse | StopNCII.org
StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technology, free from harm.
stopncii.org
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 PM
ESTO ES IMPORTANTE
Si alguien modifica una foto tuya (Photoshop, IA…) para desnudarte o denigrarte:
1. Ve a la web de la ONG stopncii.org
2. Sube la foto original y la modificada.
Borrarán la modificada de todas partes en internet. Debes ser mayor de edad y ser foto de ti, no de otros.
Si alguien modifica una foto tuya (Photoshop, IA…) para desnudarte o denigrarte:
1. Ve a la web de la ONG stopncii.org
2. Sube la foto original y la modificada.
Borrarán la modificada de todas partes en internet. Debes ser mayor de edad y ser foto de ti, no de otros.
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Alguien: Es que tus ideas son muy radicales y extremistas.
Las ideas: Que todo el mundo pueda tener casa, trabajo, educación, comida y acceso a la sanidad.
Las ideas: Que todo el mundo pueda tener casa, trabajo, educación, comida y acceso a la sanidad.
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Alguien: Es que tus ideas son muy radicales y extremistas.
Las ideas: Que todo el mundo pueda tener casa, trabajo, educación, comida y acceso a la sanidad.
Las ideas: Que todo el mundo pueda tener casa, trabajo, educación, comida y acceso a la sanidad.
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Un guionista de South Park ha estado rápido para comprar el dominio del rebautizado Kennedy Center y publicar una web acorde al personaje.
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
HOME | Trump Kennedy Center
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Un guionista de South Park ha estado rápido para comprar el dominio del rebautizado Kennedy Center y publicar una web acorde al personaje.
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
www.trumpkennedycenter.org
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Blue Prince is our 2025 game of the year.
Here's why it's so much more than just a brilliant puzzler:
https://www.eurogamer.net/blue-prince-our-game-of-the-year-is-so-much-more-than-just-a-brilliant-puzzler
Here's why it's so much more than just a brilliant puzzler:
https://www.eurogamer.net/blue-prince-our-game-of-the-year-is-so-much-more-than-just-a-brilliant-puzzler
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Blue Prince is our 2025 game of the year.
Here's why it's so much more than just a brilliant puzzler:
https://www.eurogamer.net/blue-prince-our-game-of-the-year-is-so-much-more-than-just-a-brilliant-puzzler
Here's why it's so much more than just a brilliant puzzler:
https://www.eurogamer.net/blue-prince-our-game-of-the-year-is-so-much-more-than-just-a-brilliant-puzzler
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Happy new year friends! This year, buy some games from your fav developers. It helps them fund and develop new games.
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Happy new year friends! This year, buy some games from your fav developers. It helps them fund and develop new games.
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Bryant Francis' top 10 games of the year - 2025 Wrap-Up
Bryant Francis' top 10 games of the year - 2025 Wrap-Up
An ode to the storytellers, both linear and procedural.
www.gamedeveloper.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bryant Francis' top 10 games of the year - 2025 Wrap-Up
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how many billions of gallons of water evaporated just this week for this?
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
how many billions of gallons of water evaporated just this week for this?
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I am genuinely worried at the amount of performative puritanism has been spurred by Horses.
(Again, Horses contains nothing that wouldn't fly in an M-rated movie)
A whole lot of people echoing variants of 'Maybe free speech has been too free lately'.
(Again, Horses contains nothing that wouldn't fly in an M-rated movie)
A whole lot of people echoing variants of 'Maybe free speech has been too free lately'.
Annoyed that the "Wow how did Rance make it on steam but Horses got banned?" discussion point quickly pivoted to "We need to ban Rance" instead of "Valves internal guidelines for what is or isn't allowed is nonsensical"
December 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am genuinely worried at the amount of performative puritanism has been spurred by Horses.
(Again, Horses contains nothing that wouldn't fly in an M-rated movie)
A whole lot of people echoing variants of 'Maybe free speech has been too free lately'.
(Again, Horses contains nothing that wouldn't fly in an M-rated movie)
A whole lot of people echoing variants of 'Maybe free speech has been too free lately'.
Ahí estaremos el 31 de enero, dándolo todo por ESPAÑITA.
December 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ahí estaremos el 31 de enero, dándolo todo por ESPAÑITA.
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Os enseñamos a les runners que nos representarán en la primera semana de la Eurocopa No-Hit!
(Hemos tenido que resubir el post porque los carteles estaban en formato canario, un año antes xD)
(Hemos tenido que resubir el post porque los carteles estaban en formato canario, un año antes xD)
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Os enseñamos a les runners que nos representarán en la primera semana de la Eurocopa No-Hit!
(Hemos tenido que resubir el post porque los carteles estaban en formato canario, un año antes xD)
(Hemos tenido que resubir el post porque los carteles estaban en formato canario, un año antes xD)
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There were two games I really loved this year that I want to draw your attention to.
The first was Citizen Sleeper 2 by @jumpovertheage.com, which was the best written game I played all year.
This game touched me so profoundly, I wrote a 2,000 word essay on it... www.katclay.com/hope-in-the-...
The first was Citizen Sleeper 2 by @jumpovertheage.com, which was the best written game I played all year.
This game touched me so profoundly, I wrote a 2,000 word essay on it... www.katclay.com/hope-in-the-...
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
There were two games I really loved this year that I want to draw your attention to.
The first was Citizen Sleeper 2 by @jumpovertheage.com, which was the best written game I played all year.
This game touched me so profoundly, I wrote a 2,000 word essay on it... www.katclay.com/hope-in-the-...
The first was Citizen Sleeper 2 by @jumpovertheage.com, which was the best written game I played all year.
This game touched me so profoundly, I wrote a 2,000 word essay on it... www.katclay.com/hope-in-the-...
Quote this post with the game you are currently playing.
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Quote this post with the game you are currently playing.
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Yet another long-haul early access game close to done - this time it's No Time, a Back To The Future-inspired sandbox immersive sim.
Yes, it has fully simulated time travel. Messing with NPCs in the past changes how things grow and change in the future
The main story is now complete after 6+ years
Yes, it has fully simulated time travel. Messing with NPCs in the past changes how things grow and change in the future
The main story is now complete after 6+ years
Save 35% on No Time on Steam
Go on a trip through time! Experience the freedom of traveling into any date, hour and minute in time between the years 1 and 3033 AD! Help your best friend Edward in his scientific affairs! Watch out...
store.steampowered.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Yet another long-haul early access game close to done - this time it's No Time, a Back To The Future-inspired sandbox immersive sim.
Yes, it has fully simulated time travel. Messing with NPCs in the past changes how things grow and change in the future
The main story is now complete after 6+ years
Yes, it has fully simulated time travel. Messing with NPCs in the past changes how things grow and change in the future
The main story is now complete after 6+ years
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Esto. Esto es la noticia del año.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Esto. Esto es la noticia del año.
The Stranger Things cast, but they're all weird.
December 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Stranger Things cast, but they're all weird.
4 games that defined my 2025
December 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
4 games that defined my 2025
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DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?!
Don't worry... we did!
Enter the New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway for a chance to win a ROG Xbox Ally, New Blood Merch and New Blood games FOR LIFE?!
Share + Follow + Enter to win NOW: gleam.io/MC7PE/the-ne...
Don't worry... we did!
Enter the New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway for a chance to win a ROG Xbox Ally, New Blood Merch and New Blood games FOR LIFE?!
Share + Follow + Enter to win NOW: gleam.io/MC7PE/the-ne...
The New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway
DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?! DON'T WORRY, WE DID! If nobody else got you? You know New Blood got you 1st Prize: 1 ROG Xbox Ally + New Blood Games 4 Life! 2nd Prize: NB Merch Pack + Every...
gleam.io
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?!
Don't worry... we did!
Enter the New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway for a chance to win a ROG Xbox Ally, New Blood Merch and New Blood games FOR LIFE?!
Share + Follow + Enter to win NOW: gleam.io/MC7PE/the-ne...
Don't worry... we did!
Enter the New Blood Holiday 2025 Giveaway for a chance to win a ROG Xbox Ally, New Blood Merch and New Blood games FOR LIFE?!
Share + Follow + Enter to win NOW: gleam.io/MC7PE/the-ne...
This is not a drill: it's happening!!1!1!!1!1!!!1
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This is not a drill: it's happening!!1!1!!1!1!!!1
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Happy almost christmas~
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy almost christmas~