My opinions are my own, and do not reflect those of anyone who employs, hangs out with, or is in any other way stuck with me.
Particularly since Billy Boyd (Pippin) worked as a bookbinder for six years.
Particularly since Billy Boyd (Pippin) worked as a bookbinder for six years.
Childbirth. Nearly bled out even with medical intervention.
Massive oak tree came down and smashed the back off my house. Would be dead but the electricity substation next to the house broke the tree’s fall.
Tequila. Drinking challenge was the only one who could drink a quint shot in one go.
Passed out whilst walking home across Weymouth beach.
Woke up with the tide lapping round my ankles, but was wet to my shoulders.
We haven’t spoken since.
Childbirth. Nearly bled out even with medical intervention.
But German weather is Wetter
English children are kind
But German kids are Kinder
English mothers mumble
But German mothers Mutter
The English shout the word people
But Germans just quietly Menschen it
And English sausages can be bad
But a German sausage is the Wurst
But German weather is Wetter
English children are kind
But German kids are Kinder
English mothers mumble
But German mothers Mutter
The English shout the word people
But Germans just quietly Menschen it
And English sausages can be bad
But a German sausage is the Wurst
Walked past Michael Howard on the way into the Pantheon in 1998 and heroically did not say “but did you threaten to overrule him?” as I passed.
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Walked past Michael Howard on the way into the Pantheon in 1998 and heroically did not say “but did you threaten to overrule him?” as I passed.
But now all my friends are also murderers, as am I.
But now all my friends are also murderers, as am I.
Specifically, I'm taking apart a polywool skirt that's pilled and ratty on the outside and fine on the inside and remaking it so the inside is the outside (and vice versa). I figure I can get another year's wear out of it.
Specifically, I'm taking apart a polywool skirt that's pilled and ratty on the outside and fine on the inside and remaking it so the inside is the outside (and vice versa). I figure I can get another year's wear out of it.
But it’s worth the effort.
But it’s worth the effort.
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
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It’s such a powerful piece of commentary.
It’s such a powerful piece of commentary.
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