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Ollie
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Truck driver. Delivering what you use daily
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jonscrazyblues.bsky.social
It’s #illo_adventDay6! After a bit of effort, our snaggle-toothed tyke finally has his living room set up for Christmas! And it looks like he already dipped into his advent calendar! But what’s this? Was that chipmunk always hiding out on the branch? #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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papawoof.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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papawoof.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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trillionpixels.bsky.social
NEW COMIC!

Skate Expectations

Lulu takes up ice skating in today’s comic. Low to no dialogue comics are my favorite to make especially when I am running down to the wire.

#daniandlulucomic
Four-panel Dani & Lulu comic. Panel 1: Lulu ice skates on a frozen pond, arms behind her as she glides forward smoothly. She wears a red winter hat, blue coat, and pink skirt. Panel 2: Lulu lifts one leg and balances on a single toe pick, striking a confident skating pose with her arms out. She appears focused and steady. Panel 3: Lulu attempts a spin on the ice. Her upper body twists, her arms flail, and her eyes go wide as she loses control and begins to topple. Panel 4: Lulu has crashed into a snowbank at the edge of the pond. Her boots stick straight up behind her. She grumbles: “The dog in the comic makes this look so easy.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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papawoof.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
explodingpossum.bsky.social
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Nature is crazy.
Sharks have their own language, which appears to be a mix of sign language and Portuguese.
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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jonscrazyblues.bsky.social
It’s #illo_adventDay5! Our young hero has FINALLY put on some pants is now in the process of getting his Christmas tree! Of course, being 9, his options are somewhat slim. Luckily this nearby Douglas Fir was more than happy to lend a hand, er, branch! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
explodingpossum.bsky.social
Ooooooo
I caught @bruceshark.bsky.social eating the cookies 😂
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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gilliannaps.bsky.social
Pls entertain your local opossum. They need a break from all this shit.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
explodingpossum.bsky.social
Kid asked if we can put up the Christmas tree
😑 It’s 82° out (27°c)
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
*rolls out of bed*
*biscuits into shower*
*croissants into clothes*
*donuts to work*
*makes some bread*
*eclairs home*
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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zillabrese.bsky.social
My purple African Violet has been hiding a beautiful secret beneath its leaves, which I would have never noticed except for moving it to a higher shelf with a plant light for the winter. Such gorgeous texture and contrasting colors!
Close-up of the underside of African violet leaves, revealing velvety textures and vivid purple hues. Fine hairs shimmer across the surface, with green edges framing the richly veined purple undersides.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
explodingpossum.bsky.social
😂😂 I promised my son I’d do this with the grandkids
fieldexplores.bsky.social FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 1d
No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days
No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is at the office on an off day for a work emergency. He's had to leave his son with a co-worker, Iris, while he takes care of things and has just wrapped it up. He's picking up Gustopher now. August: I'm done. Thanks for watching- Gustopher: DAD! Panel 2 Gustopher is filled with an unreasonable amount of energy. In his hand is an energy drink that says "INFINITE ENERGY - Insomnia Flavored". Mistakes were made. He speaks rapidly, loudly, and with no respect from proper sentence structure. Gustopher: IRIS LET ME HAVE ANYTHING I WANTED FROM THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT AN ENERGY DRINK AND IT'S SO GOOD CAN WE GET SOME FOR HOME AND WE WATCHED CAT VIDEOS AND IRIS YELLED AT SOMEONE. Panel 3 August stares at his son with a mixture of exhaustion, surprise, and just the slightest amount of amusement that he knows will not last. Iris hopes this will dissuade August from putting her in this situation again unless it is absolutely necessary. Gustopher: I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD YELL THIS LOUD! Panel 4 Iris: He's a good kid. Good luck. Gustopher: I'M SHAKING! Gustopher is vibrating. His face is not exploding. All things considered, August thinks that this day could have had far worse outcomes.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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uncledhurpy.bsky.social
*Yu want some hek*
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green in confusion, as Green is covered in pink hair rollers. Green: I'm going to find out what I'd look like with curls! Blue sits down to wait as Green leaves the room. Green: It's time to take the rollers out! Blue sits with the most neutral expression possible as Green returns, as a fluffy cloud of uncontrollable curls. With miraculous self-discipline, Blue manages to keep his expression neutral, while Green frowns at him. Blue: Requesting permission to laugh hysterically. Green: Request denied.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
explodingpossum.bsky.social
😂 I’m off work for an eye appt
Not even 15 min into the workday I’ve been asked where I am and if I can help another guy 🤪
I guess they like me
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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jonscrazyblues.bsky.social
It’s #illo_adventDay4! This certainly is the season to celebrate! And if you can’t dance around in your undies with a sentient calendar and anthropomorphic alarm clock then who CAN you dance around in your undies with? Now that he’s aware, how will he deck his halls? #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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jonscrazyblues.bsky.social
It’s #illo_adventDay3! Our junior hero’s wide awake now and has a reason to grin! Christmas time is here! How will the pants-less wonder mark this monumental moment? We’ll find out soon enough! Hopefully sooner than today! #illo_advent #illo_advent2025
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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papawoof.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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rpgbluesguy.bsky.social
Black dragon v Elf barbarian...
#dnd #dnd5e #dndcharacter #dndart #barbarian #barbarians #dragon #blackdragon #illustration #character #characterdesign #elf
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mothman Blanket. Look at him. The fuzzy body. The long spindly arms. The soft fluffy wings. You just know he gives the best hugs.
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A blanket of mothman floating ominously in front of the moon.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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garymuppet.bsky.social
Wait! This classic '90s country music video is just rodeo stock footage intermingled with close-ups of a riderless tractor playing guitar.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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papawoof.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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twonks.bsky.social
Fingers crossed
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM