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FakeKraid
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Middle-aged genderfluid retro gaming millennial socialist failslime. Very friendly if you don't say any of my activation phrases. Still friendly if you do but I will be thinking very impolite things about you.
The stupid, shoehorned-in anticommunism killed it for me long before that came to light. Nothing good can exist in a series made by people who hit on Soviets when trying to think of a generic 80's style villain
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
This is a more generalized statement of something I am constantly reminding people of in political discourse, particularly surrounding the supposed "incompetence" of the Democrat Party
Teleological thinking, goal based thinking, is just thinking that has a means and an end.

The means don't have to be correct, or make sense, or work.

If you want it to rain, sacrifice a goat. If you want a pizza for dinner, do all these things in the recipe first. Etc.
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fool: π is the ratio between a circle's radius and its circumference, an irrational number that begins with 3.14159268 and continues infinitely past the decimal without repeating

Engineer: π is 3.14, unless you're working with really sensitive stuff in which case it's 3.1416

Mathematician: π is 2
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The children shall pay for the sins of their fathers
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Got a Shen Yun ad on YouTube, ew, yuck, gross, get it away, kill it with fire
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Though it is in fact true that I never liked Chomsky much, this is not an "I actually never liked him" post; instead, it's a "we aren't actually losing anything because of this" post, because really Chomsky never had anything of significant value to contribute to the socialist movement in the US
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In the documents, Chomsky described Epstein as a "highly valued friend."
Epstein emails show close connection with MIT's Noam Chomsky
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In t...
www.wbur.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
An American fascist demonstrating the one exception to the "never kill yourself" rule
Border agent seen in viral arrest of U.S. citizen fatally overdosed, lawyer says

“Everyone just f****** hates me here."

ktla.com/news/local-n...
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Caves of Qud
guh. bear........
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This... isn't that easy, actually...

Water is already my favorite drink, I can already talk to cats, I already have ears and don't need a tail, I have reasons for not wanting E, I rather like my fuzz, and I don't care about being attractive, so goodbye sleep, hello pizza, and hey $20 is always nice
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Bodhi had no tree.

The mirror has no stand.

Emptiness is without form.

Where, then, does the dust come from?
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh yes I fucking would
You wouldn't wield the means of production
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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This is what bourgeois society is, and always has been - pigs aping civilization, the worst and lowest of humanity clutching symbols and ideas which are not theirs and which they do not understand in a futile effort to ease their own burning, stinging sense of inferiority toward both the
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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cultured and dignified aristocracy they threw down and replaced, and the creative and practical working class they parasitize. They are the ugliest, most talentless, most worthless ruling class in human history and no matter how they try to deceive themselves, deep down they know it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I would be unassailable. The mere thought of trying to attack me would inspire panic and dread to nightmare pitch in the hearts of my enemies
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My body is a machine that turns cute Touhou doodles into Likes
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They had to be, because they were paving a new path and that is not possible without studying paths that have already been trodden. Modern tech-bros are mere iterators *at best*, and more often than not they are merely investors totally uninvolved with actual tech and largely ignorant of it.
This is absolutely the case. Tech Guys of previous generations, to the extent that that category can be read back into the 19th and 20th centuries, were shockingly well-read by modern standards
it’s also notable how the techbros of today really don’t read *books* anymore - this was really not the case for the Tech Guys of earlier generations, far as I’ve been able to tell
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh they're doing the OUYA again?
Steam Machine has been announced 🎮

It’s a new SteamOS hardware that lets you connect to any TV or monitor and play Steam games
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Unfortunately, I wasn't raised that way, I had to learn it as an adult the hard way, by gradually losing most of my friendships and other relationships
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Fucking hell, matte finishes should be mandatory on every vehicle
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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tbh, the US supreme court not budging on gay marriage is great, but also this happening while codifying anti-abortion and anti-trans laws is either strategic in the face of opposition or an example of the project of homonationalist integration, at a time where fascist parties have cis LGB leaders
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Tbh, I think that the largest voices in "game design" were never actually qualified to be voices on that subject in the first place. They were never game designers, they were product designers. The principles they laid out were not guidelines for artistic effort but for manufacturing.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Players
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM