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mostly shitposting but occasionally serious.
terfs and fash can fuck off
he/him
terfs and fash can fuck off
he/him
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
If I was chancellor, I'd just get up and leave the second my budget speech was finished.
Tory leader replying? Tell it to the chair.
Disrespectful? Don't give a fuck, they're Tories.
Tory leader replying? Tell it to the chair.
Disrespectful? Don't give a fuck, they're Tories.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If I was chancellor, I'd just get up and leave the second my budget speech was finished.
Tory leader replying? Tell it to the chair.
Disrespectful? Don't give a fuck, they're Tories.
Tory leader replying? Tell it to the chair.
Disrespectful? Don't give a fuck, they're Tories.
Rachel Reeves is such a piece of shit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Rachel Reeves is such a piece of shit.
Denis Thatcher in The Iron Lady
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Denis Thatcher in The Iron Lady
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
<Runrig intensifies>
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
<Runrig intensifies>
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I am 45 years old.
Scotland last played in the world cup when I was 18.
I am not ashamed to admit I'm actually in tears of joy here.
Scotland last played in the world cup when I was 18.
I am not ashamed to admit I'm actually in tears of joy here.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am 45 years old.
Scotland last played in the world cup when I was 18.
I am not ashamed to admit I'm actually in tears of joy here.
Scotland last played in the world cup when I was 18.
I am not ashamed to admit I'm actually in tears of joy here.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
Jesus H Fucking Christ are we actually going to do this?!?
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Jesus H Fucking Christ are we actually going to do this?!?
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In tonight's football the part of Scotland will be played by Spud from off of Trainspotting, on account of his catastrophic shitting of the bed.
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In tonight's football the part of Scotland will be played by Spud from off of Trainspotting, on account of his catastrophic shitting of the bed.
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Pro tip - landlordism is inherently exploitative, especially in a situation where access to housing is insecure and in crisis. So while it’s possible to be a “nice” landlord, it’s not possible to be a “good” landlord.
Not fair to brand all landlords as 'parasites'. I'm a fair landlord (keep my rents low and my properties in good condition) in an area that is short on affordable properties. I've no quarrel with bad landlords being outed but this type of generalisation is unfair.
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Pro tip - landlordism is inherently exploitative, especially in a situation where access to housing is insecure and in crisis. So while it’s possible to be a “nice” landlord, it’s not possible to be a “good” landlord.
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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I see some quibbling about if sandwich guy is really "jury nullification" (we know he's factually guilty and acquit anyway) or actually just a normal acquittal because the government didn't prove its case beyond a reasonable doubt.
Fun thing about jury nullification is that's entirely unknowable.
Fun thing about jury nullification is that's entirely unknowable.
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I see some quibbling about if sandwich guy is really "jury nullification" (we know he's factually guilty and acquit anyway) or actually just a normal acquittal because the government didn't prove its case beyond a reasonable doubt.
Fun thing about jury nullification is that's entirely unknowable.
Fun thing about jury nullification is that's entirely unknowable.
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shakira law
Shakira law new yoek
Shakira law alimony new york
Shakira law make children call parents
Shakira law new yoek
Shakira law alimony new york
Shakira law make children call parents
Some divorced Staten Island dad is googling sharia law rn
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
shakira law
Shakira law new yoek
Shakira law alimony new york
Shakira law make children call parents
Shakira law new yoek
Shakira law alimony new york
Shakira law make children call parents
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This is the greatest last sentence ever written in an obituary. defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a ...
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is the greatest last sentence ever written in an obituary. defector.com/dick-cheney-...
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Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
If you're not glad Dick Cheney is dead then you need to take a long hard look at yourself.
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If you're not glad Dick Cheney is dead then you need to take a long hard look at yourself.
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The time toaster is the best segment, but the best individual joke is the debigulator / rebigulator exchange.
What’s the single best Simpsons Treehouse of Horror segment?
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The time toaster is the best segment, but the best individual joke is the debigulator / rebigulator exchange.
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As previously noted, this means Andrew being an obvious and about to be massively exposed paedophile gets him demoted to the same level of dignity that Archie and Lilibet aren’t allowed to rise above because their mum is Black
Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, per Buckingham Palace.
October 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
As previously noted, this means Andrew being an obvious and about to be massively exposed paedophile gets him demoted to the same level of dignity that Archie and Lilibet aren’t allowed to rise above because their mum is Black
I'm going as "Actually, I do have one question" in a Friday afternoon meeting.
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I'm going as "Actually, I do have one question" in a Friday afternoon meeting.