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@fallingdolphins.bsky.social
mostly shitposting but occasionally serious.

terfs and fash can fuck off

he/him
In honour of a new Megadeth album coming out, I shall be listening to Megadeth from back when they were good.
January 23, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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Btw if you’re wondering why they didn’t just arrest him and instead announced it and gave him time to flee it’s because it impresses people like you, the Swiss government gets to keep its very serious neutral mystique, and it doesn’t have to go after genociders, whose money it likes
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will skip the signing of US President Donald Trump’s “Board of Peace” in Davos after Switzerland confirmed it would enforce the ICC arrest warrant over war crimes in Gaza.
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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australia: our review in to gender-affirming care found the complete opposite of the cass review

labour: pfft

australia: we are banning under-16s from social media based on no evidence at all

labour: sounds amazing

notice how in both cases labour have gone with the option that harms lgbt+ kids
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Today I shall be mostly screaming into the void.
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Ferris Bueller on the TL means it's time to remind everyone that in 1987 Matthew Broderick killed two women and left Dirty Dancing star Jennifer Gray needing major surgery to avoid paralysis and the only negative consequence he faced for it was a £100 fine.
The scene where Ferris, a smug entitled young white guy, mimes a well known song on a parade float, that he had no involvement with, and gets inexplicably cheered for his 'brilliance' by small handful of people, is an ideal metaphor for modern AI

In summary, I loathe this film
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 AM
My 20 point lead goes to a different school, you don't know them.
Starmer tells cabinet to ignore polls as YouGov puts Labour behind Reform UK and Tories - UK politics live
Starmer tells cabinet to ignore polls as YouGov puts Labour behind Reform UK and Tories - UK politics live
PM tells ministers ‘governments don’t lose because polls go down’ and Labour should ‘keep a relentless focus’ on the cost of living In her Today programme interview this morning Kemi Badenoch tried to outflank Nigel Farage on net zero scepticism by claiming (wrongly) that she started talking out this before he did. Asked by the presenter, Nick Robinson, to give an example of a single policy that the Conservatives would implement to boost economic growth, Badenoch said that they would allow more drilling for oil in the North Sea. There wasn’t a Reform party then … I have always been a net zero sceptic, even in government. I was the one who argued that we need to bring back some of these targets … I’ve been consistent. Nigel Farage is following me. Keir Starmer doesn’t have a plan, doesn’t have an agenda. He’s weak. Nigel Farage is a one-man band who is all about himself and would make a mess of things. [He] doesn’t do detail. More trucks are entering Gaza, and this is very welcome, but right now, key crossings remain closed, convoys are being turned back, medical and shelter supplies are blocked, and NGOs are being banned. We joined nine other countries in stating that this is not acceptable, over the recess. The peace plan cannot work if NGOs are shut out. Israel’s decision to ban 37 of them is unjustifiable. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Minus 4 outside, and I'm in work in short sleeves to show how hard ore I am.

(j/k I'm just an idiot who didn't realise how cold it was until I was past the point of no return)
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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The yanks have discovered Rentoul. The Yanks Have Discovered Rentoul
zero notes whatsoever
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The 'Famous Author' estate should never be a thing.

Quit grifting just because yer ma/da was talented and / or popular.
Was just thinking that Gone With the Wind will be public domain in 6 years.

Considering the tantrum the Mitchell estate threw about The Wind Done Gone, I think you all know what to do with that information.
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Finished work and not back in until the 5th!

Now to completely waste my time off!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I know I hadn't watched it in forever, but this is quite sad. Early 90s MTV Europe broadened so many of my musical horizons.
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"I'm not as corrupt as my dad was" should never be the greatest selling point of a politics-adjacent person.

It's happened at least twice, and both times they're getting the 'Sensibles Who Should Be Listened To' treatment.
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Looking forward to this evening's Hogmanay plans of...being in bed by 2230.

I'm in the wrong half of my forties, I need sleep.
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
"Judge me on what I do" is very clearly a statement that she's going to be horrifically hostile to trans people and she'd like you all to leave your criticism until the damage is done.

I'd like to think no one is stupid enough to fall for it, but *gestures wildly at everything*
Judge me on what I do, says new EHRC chair after transgender groups’ criticism
Mary-Ann Stephenson says she must build relationship with LGBTQ+ sector amid debate over single-sex spaces
www.theguardian.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Thought I'd run out of Christmas chocolate.

Found a box of roses in the car that we'd forgotten about.

Win.
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Once again begging companies to hire someone from Scotland before naming...well, anything.
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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If you're reading Joanne Rowling's latest gender affirming novel you should know that lan Griffiths is the killer and Strike proposes to Robin 👍😁
This guy blocked me as soon as I spoiled the ending lmao
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Elon Musk said Bill Ackman's name too quickly and tried to send him down an emerald mine unpaid.
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Labour to bring in the Revocation Of Citizenship For Talking Back To Your Betters Act (2026)
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Can't believe I agreed to work today.

However I am working at home and there's still a fucktonne of chocolate here, so it's not 100% bad.
December 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I don't know what a traditional Christmas breakfast is, but I do know I'm cutting some croissants in half, covering them with cheese and sticking them under the grill. And none of you can stop me.
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'Are You Hanging Up Your Stocking On Your Wall?'Crooned by @MichaelMisDisappointing More: http://li...
youtu.be
December 1, 2023 at 8:28 AM
Have you tried being less of a cunt? That might make people less angry at you.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM