@fauxmoisderanged.bsky.social
Just want to say, a car almost hit me once and i hit the car like with my fist
Alex Pretti may have kicked a taillight out
He may not be a saint
However should he have been shot in the back?
Do we want to be the culture that shoots people in retribution for kicking a car
Or do we want to be a
Alex Pretti may have kicked a taillight out
He may not be a saint
However should he have been shot in the back?
Do we want to be the culture that shoots people in retribution for kicking a car
Or do we want to be a
January 29, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Just want to say, a car almost hit me once and i hit the car like with my fist
Alex Pretti may have kicked a taillight out
He may not be a saint
However should he have been shot in the back?
Do we want to be the culture that shoots people in retribution for kicking a car
Or do we want to be a
Alex Pretti may have kicked a taillight out
He may not be a saint
However should he have been shot in the back?
Do we want to be the culture that shoots people in retribution for kicking a car
Or do we want to be a
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the shade of a man named kushim has returned to our plane from kigal, the "land of no return" in sumerian beliefs, and is suing the person who did the "no take only throw" comic
May as well dive right in.
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
January 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
the shade of a man named kushim has returned to our plane from kigal, the "land of no return" in sumerian beliefs, and is suing the person who did the "no take only throw" comic
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Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you
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I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.
It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.
It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
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I'm going to say this as gently as I can: In the US, there are two realistic voting options. One of them sucks. The other one sucks more.
I believe in harm reduction.
Also, it is fine and actually good to criticise both.
I believe in harm reduction.
Also, it is fine and actually good to criticise both.
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I'm going to say this as gently as I can: In the US, there are two realistic voting options. One of them sucks. The other one sucks more.
I believe in harm reduction.
Also, it is fine and actually good to criticise both.
I believe in harm reduction.
Also, it is fine and actually good to criticise both.
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The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
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If you’re an R politician you can go I, you can go D, you can start up a new party.
My grandfather sometimes voted R esp local elections, because he hated HOA type ordinances the small city he lived in kept trying to pass. He gave $$$ to private charities & thought that was more efficient than some
My grandfather sometimes voted R esp local elections, because he hated HOA type ordinances the small city he lived in kept trying to pass. He gave $$$ to private charities & thought that was more efficient than some
Chris Madel Republican candidate for Minnesota Governor: “I can’t look my daughters in the eye & say I’m running as a Republican, when they’re pulling over Hispanics & Asians because of the color of the skin — I did not sign up for that”
January 26, 2026 at 6:44 PM
If you’re an R politician you can go I, you can go D, you can start up a new party.
My grandfather sometimes voted R esp local elections, because he hated HOA type ordinances the small city he lived in kept trying to pass. He gave $$$ to private charities & thought that was more efficient than some
My grandfather sometimes voted R esp local elections, because he hated HOA type ordinances the small city he lived in kept trying to pass. He gave $$$ to private charities & thought that was more efficient than some
@FIFA move the games!
The USA isn’t safe enough to host a major multi location sporting event. Relocate the World Cup for next year. #worldcup
January 26, 2026 at 5:49 PM
@FIFA move the games!
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Monday Thoughts from a
Canadian🤔🍁💪
'Boycott US Travel'
Canadian🤔🍁💪
'Boycott US Travel'
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Monday Thoughts from a
Canadian🤔🍁💪
'Boycott US Travel'
Canadian🤔🍁💪
'Boycott US Travel'
Some things I did this past weekend:
-call and leave messages for my rep, the rep in the next district, and both senators
- after seeing vance late last week I called the archdiocese and asked why he’s still receiving communion when he’s lying his ass off
-5 YOs don’t get arrested normally even
-call and leave messages for my rep, the rep in the next district, and both senators
- after seeing vance late last week I called the archdiocese and asked why he’s still receiving communion when he’s lying his ass off
-5 YOs don’t get arrested normally even
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Some things I did this past weekend:
-call and leave messages for my rep, the rep in the next district, and both senators
- after seeing vance late last week I called the archdiocese and asked why he’s still receiving communion when he’s lying his ass off
-5 YOs don’t get arrested normally even
-call and leave messages for my rep, the rep in the next district, and both senators
- after seeing vance late last week I called the archdiocese and asked why he’s still receiving communion when he’s lying his ass off
-5 YOs don’t get arrested normally even
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They call it "pulling a Vatican"
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
They call it "pulling a Vatican"
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finally, a political comms issue that i, the comics curmudgeon, am uniquely equipped to analyze
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
finally, a political comms issue that i, the comics curmudgeon, am uniquely equipped to analyze
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The NBA postponed a game because the United States government is killing its citizens.
Can’t emphasize it enough.
Can’t emphasize it enough.
the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The NBA postponed a game because the United States government is killing its citizens.
Can’t emphasize it enough.
Can’t emphasize it enough.
Trump sued them or threatened to so they’re adding weasel words to everything
See also: New York Times which has a remarkable number of passive voice “headlines”
And @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social he did try to get Mike Pence killed we all know that. It wasn’t a misleading edit you prob should’ve
See also: New York Times which has a remarkable number of passive voice “headlines”
And @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social he did try to get Mike Pence killed we all know that. It wasn’t a misleading edit you prob should’ve
I’m really quite surprised at the BBC website today. ‘Here is a video, some people say it does not show what it very obviously shows’ is not how you report this.
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Trump sued them or threatened to so they’re adding weasel words to everything
See also: New York Times which has a remarkable number of passive voice “headlines”
And @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social he did try to get Mike Pence killed we all know that. It wasn’t a misleading edit you prob should’ve
See also: New York Times which has a remarkable number of passive voice “headlines”
And @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social he did try to get Mike Pence killed we all know that. It wasn’t a misleading edit you prob should’ve
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NBA star Tyrese Halliburton speaks out
January 25, 2026 at 1:49 AM
NBA star Tyrese Halliburton speaks out
@denverprotests.bsky.social anyone planning anything in solidarity w/Minneapolis/St Paul? Like tomorrow maybe?
January 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
@denverprotests.bsky.social anyone planning anything in solidarity w/Minneapolis/St Paul? Like tomorrow maybe?