Feral Godmother
@feralgodmother.bsky.social
Gamer, Grandma, Sorceress, DA Wolf's furmum, and writer of stuff.
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My coworker has decided that he wants some attention. No is not an acceptable answer.
Lucrezia de Riva is scared of snakes. She stays away from snakes. Kit is afraid of men who wants to marry her. She punches noble men. Maisie is afraid of geese. She kills all geese on sight, or has Beth kill them. Sophie is afraid of Harlequins. She stays out of Orlais.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Lucrezia de Riva is scared of snakes. She stays away from snakes. Kit is afraid of men who wants to marry her. She punches noble men. Maisie is afraid of geese. She kills all geese on sight, or has Beth kill them. Sophie is afraid of Harlequins. She stays out of Orlais.
All of mine do needlework, knitting, and crocheting. They all do it for different reasons, but they all enjoy it a lot.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
All of mine do needlework, knitting, and crocheting. They all do it for different reasons, but they all enjoy it a lot.
Sophia is a bad ass Warden Rogue. She'd have punched him in the face in Haven, then gone back out to find the Cure.
Maisie Hawke would have been an absolute disaster. Leliana would have been amused, Josephine in tears, and Cullen would have his palm permanently attached to his face.
Maisie Hawke would have been an absolute disaster. Leliana would have been amused, Josephine in tears, and Cullen would have his palm permanently attached to his face.
#daOCqotd
Happy birthday to Inquisition!
Ironically, today's question kind of excludes your canon Inquisitor. How would the Inquisition fare if your Hero of Ferelden or Hawke (or somehow, your Rook) became the Inquisitor instead?
Happy birthday to Inquisition!
Ironically, today's question kind of excludes your canon Inquisitor. How would the Inquisition fare if your Hero of Ferelden or Hawke (or somehow, your Rook) became the Inquisitor instead?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sophia is a bad ass Warden Rogue. She'd have punched him in the face in Haven, then gone back out to find the Cure.
Maisie Hawke would have been an absolute disaster. Leliana would have been amused, Josephine in tears, and Cullen would have his palm permanently attached to his face.
Maisie Hawke would have been an absolute disaster. Leliana would have been amused, Josephine in tears, and Cullen would have his palm permanently attached to his face.
Lucrezia fell in love with Lucanis over late night coffees. He was trying to stay awake to keep Spite from taking over, and she wanted him to feel safe enough to fall asleep so she sat with him. They talked about everything.
#daOCqotd
When did your OC fall in love with their love interest? How did it happen? When did they realize they were in love?
When did your OC fall in love with their love interest? How did it happen? When did they realize they were in love?
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Lucrezia fell in love with Lucanis over late night coffees. He was trying to stay awake to keep Spite from taking over, and she wanted him to feel safe enough to fall asleep so she sat with him. They talked about everything.
Sophia was annoyed. Got her king and got to be queen.
Maisie just wanted to drink and have sex with the broody elf. Life got in the way.
Kit is just wondering who thought that making her the Inquisitor was a good idea.
Lucrezia just wants to stab the bad guys and go home with Lucanis.
Maisie just wanted to drink and have sex with the broody elf. Life got in the way.
Kit is just wondering who thought that making her the Inquisitor was a good idea.
Lucrezia just wants to stab the bad guys and go home with Lucanis.
#daOCqotd
Happy Sunday and I hope you'll have a nice week! Now, a new question for you:
How did your OC feel about the role and duties they were given? Do they feel like a hero?
Happy Sunday and I hope you'll have a nice week! Now, a new question for you:
How did your OC feel about the role and duties they were given? Do they feel like a hero?
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sophia was annoyed. Got her king and got to be queen.
Maisie just wanted to drink and have sex with the broody elf. Life got in the way.
Kit is just wondering who thought that making her the Inquisitor was a good idea.
Lucrezia just wants to stab the bad guys and go home with Lucanis.
Maisie just wanted to drink and have sex with the broody elf. Life got in the way.
Kit is just wondering who thought that making her the Inquisitor was a good idea.
Lucrezia just wants to stab the bad guys and go home with Lucanis.
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What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.
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Newsom: "Think about the state of mind of the VP. How do you square the circle when you go to a prayer breakfast? Old testament, new testament. What's the fundamental thing that connects John to Matthew to Proverbs? It's this notion of hunger, feeding the poor. It's central to advancing God's will."
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Newsom: "Think about the state of mind of the VP. How do you square the circle when you go to a prayer breakfast? Old testament, new testament. What's the fundamental thing that connects John to Matthew to Proverbs? It's this notion of hunger, feeding the poor. It's central to advancing God's will."
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The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
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Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
My current Rook.
August 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My current Rook.
I made Beignets. They are tasty. I am happy with a tummy full of Beignets.
July 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I made Beignets. They are tasty. I am happy with a tummy full of Beignets.
Hey you... Yeah, you...
Unclench your jaw. Relax your shoulders. Loosen your neck muscles and hydrate a bit. I know it's hard, but we'll hold hands and get through it together.
I see you. I know it's hard.
Unclench your jaw. Relax your shoulders. Loosen your neck muscles and hydrate a bit. I know it's hard, but we'll hold hands and get through it together.
I see you. I know it's hard.
July 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Hey you... Yeah, you...
Unclench your jaw. Relax your shoulders. Loosen your neck muscles and hydrate a bit. I know it's hard, but we'll hold hands and get through it together.
I see you. I know it's hard.
Unclench your jaw. Relax your shoulders. Loosen your neck muscles and hydrate a bit. I know it's hard, but we'll hold hands and get through it together.
I see you. I know it's hard.
Today's bread. Sourdough.
June 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Today's bread. Sourdough.
I made bread yesterday. Isn't it pretty?
June 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I made bread yesterday. Isn't it pretty?
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Jonathan Joss was MURDERED.
Words matter here.
He was MURDERED.
it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man.
Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.
Words matter here.
He was MURDERED.
it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man.
Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.
June 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Jonathan Joss was MURDERED.
Words matter here.
He was MURDERED.
it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man.
Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.
Words matter here.
He was MURDERED.
it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man.
Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.
I see so many beautiful pictures of Dorian with snakes. I get it, really I do. But in Latin, the word Pavus means Peacock. Why can't I see more Dorian with Peacock pictures?
It's unfair...
It's unfair...
May 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I see so many beautiful pictures of Dorian with snakes. I get it, really I do. But in Latin, the word Pavus means Peacock. Why can't I see more Dorian with Peacock pictures?
It's unfair...
It's unfair...
I'm about to post a chapter. I will spend all day checking the page screaming, "Why you no like me?" if my numbers don't climb fast enough.
Don't judge me.
Don't judge me.
May 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm about to post a chapter. I will spend all day checking the page screaming, "Why you no like me?" if my numbers don't climb fast enough.
Don't judge me.
Don't judge me.
I wrote today. I'm proud of myself.
May 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I wrote today. I'm proud of myself.
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You MUST watch this exchange from today’s Tx House debate on anti-library HB3225.
“This is about your desire to make sure that children have access to sexually explicit materials,” says the bill’s author.
“Rep Alders, do you know what I have done for a living?” Says @voteannjohnson.bsky.social
“This is about your desire to make sure that children have access to sexually explicit materials,” says the bill’s author.
“Rep Alders, do you know what I have done for a living?” Says @voteannjohnson.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You MUST watch this exchange from today’s Tx House debate on anti-library HB3225.
“This is about your desire to make sure that children have access to sexually explicit materials,” says the bill’s author.
“Rep Alders, do you know what I have done for a living?” Says @voteannjohnson.bsky.social
“This is about your desire to make sure that children have access to sexually explicit materials,” says the bill’s author.
“Rep Alders, do you know what I have done for a living?” Says @voteannjohnson.bsky.social
Weird thing... I recently baked bread, and as usual, I gave the second loaf to a neighbor. This neighbor was, I suspect, trying to compliment me and said, "You could open a bakery."
While I appreciate what they were saying, a voice deep inside me wanted to scream...
Don't monetize my joy!!!!!
While I appreciate what they were saying, a voice deep inside me wanted to scream...
Don't monetize my joy!!!!!
May 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Weird thing... I recently baked bread, and as usual, I gave the second loaf to a neighbor. This neighbor was, I suspect, trying to compliment me and said, "You could open a bakery."
While I appreciate what they were saying, a voice deep inside me wanted to scream...
Don't monetize my joy!!!!!
While I appreciate what they were saying, a voice deep inside me wanted to scream...
Don't monetize my joy!!!!!
My cat, the Beloved Thisbe, crossed the Bridge this morning. She was 21, so not unexpected. Still, it's hard.
Send good thoughts, please.
Send good thoughts, please.
May 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My cat, the Beloved Thisbe, crossed the Bridge this morning. She was 21, so not unexpected. Still, it's hard.
Send good thoughts, please.
Send good thoughts, please.
At what time of day does day drinking become just drinking?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
May 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
At what time of day does day drinking become just drinking?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
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May 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Misogyny is terrorism & should be globally classified as such & misogynists should be classified as terrorists.
May 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Misogyny is terrorism & should be globally classified as such & misogynists should be classified as terrorists.