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Professional Gremlin ✦ Mostly chickens ✦ Sometimes I do other stuff
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josie.zone
Watching the "Genghis Khan" video for anxiety relief upon waking
Miike Snow - Genghis Khan (Official Video)
YouTube video by Miike Snow
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
unigiri 🍙
uni the cat shaped like an inverted onigiri
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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bonnicula.bsky.social
pick up the ash and berries
photoshopped image of a caveman display showing a scultupure of a caveman who is sitting in the dirt chipping apart bits of stone. The venus of willendorf little curvy lady statue has been placed to his side and he is hurling a charcoal stick and sprig of blueberries towards the viewer Text overlay reads "pick up the fuckin ash and berries, brother"
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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ketanjoshi.co
happy friday
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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natemorebikes.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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crowlines.net
"I can't leave Twitter for xyz reason" girl how bad does it have to get
February 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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maris.bsky.social
For so long Amazon has had a monopoly on selling self-published books. Good to see that @bookshop.org is ready to compete in the space! www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Bookshop.org Teams with Draft2Digital
The online bookselling platform has partnered with the self-publishing company to allow self-published authors to sell e-books on its site.
www.publishersweekly.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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felixcolgrave.bsky.social
A cunning ploy, Adobe, but you forgot one thing *slides jewel case out of my sleeve*
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad
Burnt CD-Rom in an external CD-Rom drive with "Flash" written on it A virtual machine of Windows XP running on an iMac with Macromedia Studio 8 and the Macromedia Flash 8 InstallShield Wizard running The Macromedia Flash 8 splashscreen on an iMac running a virtual machine of Windows XP A Cintiq screen with Flash open on it. My hand is drawing a beautiful rat
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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jojomama38.bsky.social
Insect women
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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stevoisiak.bsky.social
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
Google with AI buttons Google without AI buttons
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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jackbern.bsky.social
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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carlivelocci.com
Me every morning in this fucking country
A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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beaucoupkevin.com
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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esqueer.net
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
dudes rock
tweet by Casey Lawrence (@LeanandCuisine): "Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son"
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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brunodias.bsky.social
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🕯️pop 🕯️
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Bloomberg headline: "Nvidia Halts Plan to Invest $100 Billion in OpenAI, WSJ says"
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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urbanlandrent.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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rajandelman.bsky.social
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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minovskyarticle.bsky.social
What these screenshots omit is that you have to send a minimum of $26 or up to a suggested $300+ to "complete the survey." Scams to separate your elderly loved ones from their social security is the entire essence of this regime.
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 11d
Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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possumeveryhour.io
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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davdii.bsky.social
Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
A parody thumbnail featuring a brown/white lop eared rabbit in front of a tier list consisting of cables, including a/v cables, a 2 prong cord/connector, a usb-c cord/connector, ethernet cable, a splitter cord, and a headphone wire.
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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isawken.bsky.social
In Defense Of Shoving All Your Toys Under The Couch
mock youtube thumbnail. a serious orange cat looks at you. on the left is a pic of a cat half under a couch. on the right is a pic of a couch with grates under it to prevent stuff getting under. yellow text above reads “freedom of choice vs owner tyranny”.
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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allisonotting.com
A thumbnail of a video seemingly made by a baby whose face is in the middle of the screen. The whites of their eyes are a little too bright. Behind them are two different baby proofing locks—one on two cabinet doors, and the other on what looks like a house door. Large text is at the bottom of the image, reading "WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US....?" with yellow highlighting "HIDING FROM US"
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 PM