Pinned
No human is illegal.
Holy shit Czechia!
February 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Holy shit Czechia!
I'm not old, I just have kids.... Wait a second
5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along
February 18, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I'm not old, I just have kids.... Wait a second
Imagine you go sledding with three of your bros, but only have two sleds. It only makes sense to pair up and stack each other front to back and see who's faster down the hill
Critical insights from Sabs on the most hilariously "fuck it we're doing five blades" event in the winter olympics. defector.com/high-level-a...
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To the uninitiated, luge itself might seem a silly sport, given that the average person might guess it mostly consists of holding onto a sled real tight as it goes fast down the ice. Of course this op...
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February 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Imagine you go sledding with three of your bros, but only have two sleds. It only makes sense to pair up and stack each other front to back and see who's faster down the hill
This is how I feel. I'm an American. America fucking rocks. And I'll do whatever it takes to keep the America I know and love alive... For me and my children
This graphic is wrong, the number of generations is limited to three.
That's fine though. I'm an American. I love this country so much I'm ready to purge about a third of it.
That's fine though. I'm an American. I love this country so much I'm ready to purge about a third of it.
Oh damn, guess I'm a Canadian citizen if I want to be
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
This is how I feel. I'm an American. America fucking rocks. And I'll do whatever it takes to keep the America I know and love alive... For me and my children
On a second refresh you can see how the real America feels
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 AM
On a second refresh you can see how the real America feels
One refresh of the for you tab over there and they're pushing the narrative Bad Bunny was a failure lol
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
One refresh of the for you tab over there and they're pushing the narrative Bad Bunny was a failure lol
Lol, he just can't get over the kickoff rule
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Lol, he just can't get over the kickoff rule
The Rip is actually a pretty entertaining watch. Was way better than I expected... Damon and Affleck fought Netflix to get everyone in the credits a bonus if enough people watched it... It's worth the watch, go get those ppl their bonus
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
The Rip is actually a pretty entertaining watch. Was way better than I expected... Damon and Affleck fought Netflix to get everyone in the credits a bonus if enough people watched it... It's worth the watch, go get those ppl their bonus
If you look at any of those posts, all the comments are flooded with ppl calling them snowflakes. Not even the X (pedo) algorithm can keep people from calling them the losers that they are
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
If you look at any of those posts, all the comments are flooded with ppl calling them snowflakes. Not even the X (pedo) algorithm can keep people from calling them the losers that they are
Merrill Reese: "It's a flea flicker!"
Me: Proceeds to see the best throw ever in NFL history
Me: Proceeds to see the best throw ever in NFL history
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Merrill Reese: "It's a flea flicker!"
Me: Proceeds to see the best throw ever in NFL history
Me: Proceeds to see the best throw ever in NFL history
Are there actually Olympic cops/guards or are these just costumes raising the flags?
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Are there actually Olympic cops/guards or are these just costumes raising the flags?
If you have a choice between this and every other option we've ever had in this country, it's really a no brainer right?
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
If you have a choice between this and every other option we've ever had in this country, it's really a no brainer right?
Reposted
Guy who joined ICE as punishment for getting last place in his fantasy football league.
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Guy who joined ICE as punishment for getting last place in his fantasy football league.
Fuck. As a 40 year old, is Jeffrey fucking Epstein responsible for every single horrible thing that has happened with this country in my life?!?
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Fuck. As a 40 year old, is Jeffrey fucking Epstein responsible for every single horrible thing that has happened with this country in my life?!?
Just remembered I had some Bitcoin in a robin hood account. Just sold it. Doing my part to help the crash
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Just remembered I had some Bitcoin in a robin hood account. Just sold it. Doing my part to help the crash
I can never watch this at least three times in a row and each time I laugh harder
Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I can never watch this at least three times in a row and each time I laugh harder
Clearly not the point, but are they seriously telling me some of these rich pedophile assholes can't buy 7 tickets to an MLB game?!? Wtf
Epstein really wanted to go to a Mets game and get a yeonis cespedes compression sleeve
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Clearly not the point, but are they seriously telling me some of these rich pedophile assholes can't buy 7 tickets to an MLB game?!? Wtf
No human is illegal.
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 AM
No human is illegal.
I watched the main Boston network news tonight to see what they said about Minneapolis... They all did pretty well framing the situation until all of them parroted the DHS lies with the picture of the handgun, without mentioning the videos show the opposite of what the government is saying. Pathetic
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I watched the main Boston network news tonight to see what they said about Minneapolis... They all did pretty well framing the situation until all of them parroted the DHS lies with the picture of the handgun, without mentioning the videos show the opposite of what the government is saying. Pathetic
Try resigning out of protest
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Try resigning out of protest
So excited to be awake already leaving for the kids hockey game 🥶
January 24, 2026 at 10:59 AM
So excited to be awake already leaving for the kids hockey game 🥶
I'm glad this got resurfaced. It's 100% correct too
Now that Pete Rose is dead, Ichiro is baseball’s greatest living hitter.
He as the greatest living hitter when Pete Rose was alive too, it’s just fun to remember that’s not the case anymore.
He as the greatest living hitter when Pete Rose was alive too, it’s just fun to remember that’s not the case anymore.
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I'm glad this got resurfaced. It's 100% correct too
Damnit. I checked the feed one last time before bed and now we're on "it's happening" watch?!? I'm tired damnit
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Damnit. I checked the feed one last time before bed and now we're on "it's happening" watch?!? I'm tired damnit