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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Someone I know was dating a guy whose parents only spoke Spanish. In preparation for meeting them she tried to learn some basic small talk phrases she could use. Anyway, one of the first things she said to her boyfriend’s parents upon meeting them was that she had 19 buttholes.
REMEMBER

Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year

Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I had a conversation with an SC insurance agent who described having many conversations with residents who explicitly did not want "Obamacare" only to find out what their insurance costs will be without it 😬
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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NEW: A judge in the Kilmar Abrego case just UNSEALED a Dec 3rd order showing DOJ lied to the court when it said that Blanche's office didn't have anything to do with the decision to prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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A lot of people are saying Trump's trade war is ineffective, but in reality it keeps delivering for Aussie beef farmers.
CHINA TO IMPOSE 55% TARIFFS ON IMPORTED BEEF FROM THE US
December 31, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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G'night
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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See I knew that the Right could be brought around to supporting gender-affirming care as an expression of autonomy and human dignity (well, kind of)
Decades of the white nationalist movement evolving to adapt to current political trends has brought them to this moment.
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Some American news makes zero sense to Europeans. What is this "medical debt" you speak of?
December 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Petty spite.
Always petty spite.
NEW: Citing a "large docket of cases", a Justice Dept attorney asks a court to DELAY the upcoming deadline for the Trump Admin to respond to a lawsuit, which seeks to require the hanging of the Jan 6 plaque honoring police at the Capitol

Federal law required the plaque to be hung by 2023
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Still mind-blowing that a top admin official was revealed to have taken $50,000 in cash in a paper bag from people looking for government favors, the reaction of the administration was "Whatever losers, this is how it works now" and bigshot news media said "If you say so, we'll forget about it"
Border czar Tom Homan didn't receive a normal background check for his role while his bribery probe was still ongoing:

Justice officials felt sure Homan would not be able to obtain a security clearance based on the evidence gathered. It remains unclear how Homan was eventually granted clearance.
Border czar Tom Homan didn’t receive normal background check during bribery probe
President-elect Trump initially balked at submitting names of likely nominees to the FBI for background checks, a basic step intended to flag possible financial conflicts or ethical problems.
www.ms.now
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Basically the theme of Miller's entire Tweet, which he doesn't realize, is that fascism destroys one's technological base.
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Miller's other claimed American inventions are also wrong. The automobile was invented by Karl Benz in Germany. And the rockets the US landed on the moon were designed by German ex-Nazi Wernher von Braun, who avoided trial for war crimes by coming to work for the US instead.
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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And Enrico Fermi was only in the US at all because of fascism - he fled Italy in 1938 to protect his wife Laura, who was Jewish, from Mussolini's racial discrimination laws. The same kind of laws that Miller wants so badly to impose in the US, to make Hispanics second-class citizens.
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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There were more involved:

Enrico Fermi (Italy), Leo Szilard (Hungary), Edward Teller (Hungary), Eugene Wigner (Hungary), Hans Bethe (Germany), John von Neumann (Hungary), Niels Bohr (Denmark), Rudolf Peierls (Germany), Klaus Fuchs (Germany).
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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It's good to correct Miller's lies. Don't let him sanitize or inject propaganda in US history.
Immigrant-hating Stephen Miller talks about Americans being "first to harness the atom." But the first controlled, self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction was conducted by a team led by Italian immigrant Enrico Fermi, who didn't become a U.S. citizen until a year and a half later.
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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That time Barbara Walters destroyed Trump. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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This administration lied about the people it sent to an overseas torture prison. It lies about the people it’s deporting. It lies every day to gain political advantage. Not a chance in hell they won’t lie about huge swaths of people they suspect might vote for the other party.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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JD Vance argues that having Muslims makes the UK and France too dangerous to have nukes, which will be great for US relations with India and Pakistan.

So if you’re keeping track, the Trump administration’s position on nuclear arms is:
North Korea: cool, nonthreatening
France and UK: bad, dangerous
A case where the quote is even worse in context than out of context. JD is scaremongering about “Islamists” winning elections in the UK/France and then somehow militarily threatening the US. Saying we should hold Europeans and Africans to different moral standards but anti-wokely.
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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How are these fits of presidential incontinence never covered as their own news events in NYT? Hours of sick hateful bile from the curdled joyless leader of the Christian nationalists sitting in the ruins of the tinsel trimmed White House he’s demolishing — seems like a story to me.
Having a normal Christmas morning
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Odd that Gender is a biological, immutable certainty AND something you can lose if you own the wrong dog.
Threads is just wild because what the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM