The Festive Non-binary Holiday Mom
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SAHM || ENNIE-Nominated Bestselling TTRPG Creator || Neurospicy || Disabled ♿ || Graphic Designer || Ace/Bi ❤️💜💙(they/them/) || here there be brain goblins 🐸
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💕Welcome to your new dragon tier, Jill!! Thank you for the support increase!💕
Please enjoy the perks for your new tier, and also the Holiday Special bonus comics for the month's bday celebration! ^_^
And that's three stamps now, only 2 to go until a bonus sketch for you to vote on!
Please enjoy the perks for your new tier, and also the Holiday Special bonus comics for the month's bday celebration! ^_^
And that's three stamps now, only 2 to go until a bonus sketch for you to vote on!
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
💕Welcome to your new dragon tier, Jill!! Thank you for the support increase!💕
Please enjoy the perks for your new tier, and also the Holiday Special bonus comics for the month's bday celebration! ^_^
And that's three stamps now, only 2 to go until a bonus sketch for you to vote on!
Please enjoy the perks for your new tier, and also the Holiday Special bonus comics for the month's bday celebration! ^_^
And that's three stamps now, only 2 to go until a bonus sketch for you to vote on!
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Your pre-weekend reminder that it might be time to wash your emotional support water bottle. 👀 Just sayin'.
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Your pre-weekend reminder that it might be time to wash your emotional support water bottle. 👀 Just sayin'.
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Hey. I want to do more TTRPG stuff again please.
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hey. I want to do more TTRPG stuff again please.
Part of today's cleaning was reorganizing the pantry in our new house which has become a catch-all for random bits and bobs. So I took out everything that didn't belong and made it hopefully make more sense.
(sorry if you can hear crunching in the background, that's the dogs eating their food)
(sorry if you can hear crunching in the background, that's the dogs eating their food)
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Part of today's cleaning was reorganizing the pantry in our new house which has become a catch-all for random bits and bobs. So I took out everything that didn't belong and made it hopefully make more sense.
(sorry if you can hear crunching in the background, that's the dogs eating their food)
(sorry if you can hear crunching in the background, that's the dogs eating their food)
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Eye Workout
Eye workout for healthier, more active eyeballs.
darebee.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Hey! Putting myself out there and if you are looking for someone to be on your APs in #2026 I am your slime! Looking to do more and have more fun with folk!
(Included a picture of me drinking Jarritos)
(Included a picture of me drinking Jarritos)
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hey! Putting myself out there and if you are looking for someone to be on your APs in #2026 I am your slime! Looking to do more and have more fun with folk!
(Included a picture of me drinking Jarritos)
(Included a picture of me drinking Jarritos)
Gentle Reminder
It's okay to take your time and do things at your own pace. Forward progress is progress. Be kind to yourself.
It's okay to take your time and do things at your own pace. Forward progress is progress. Be kind to yourself.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Gentle Reminder
It's okay to take your time and do things at your own pace. Forward progress is progress. Be kind to yourself.
It's okay to take your time and do things at your own pace. Forward progress is progress. Be kind to yourself.
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I've said this before but it bears repeating:
I ADORED HP. They were the ONLY books my adhd autistic brain could handle. There was something in the style that let my brain devour it that I haven't found since. I was heavily involved in the fandom. I was a lore encyclopedia.
But it's not worth it.
I ADORED HP. They were the ONLY books my adhd autistic brain could handle. There was something in the style that let my brain devour it that I haven't found since. I was heavily involved in the fandom. I was a lore encyclopedia.
But it's not worth it.
You have got to be fucking kidding me!
Kill the whole IP with fire and then salt the earth.
Kill the whole IP with fire and then salt the earth.
August 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I've said this before but it bears repeating:
I ADORED HP. They were the ONLY books my adhd autistic brain could handle. There was something in the style that let my brain devour it that I haven't found since. I was heavily involved in the fandom. I was a lore encyclopedia.
But it's not worth it.
I ADORED HP. They were the ONLY books my adhd autistic brain could handle. There was something in the style that let my brain devour it that I haven't found since. I was heavily involved in the fandom. I was a lore encyclopedia.
But it's not worth it.
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"But Dune-"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
August 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
"But Dune-"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
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🚨🚨🚨
Urgent help needed!
Please help Toya avoid eviction!
She had a serious car wreck too, and is facing dangerous harassment.
Please help her stay housed and get to safety! Donate anything you can share, and always repost, repost, repost!
Urgent help needed!
Please help Toya avoid eviction!
She had a serious car wreck too, and is facing dangerous harassment.
Please help her stay housed and get to safety! Donate anything you can share, and always repost, repost, repost!
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
🚨🚨🚨
Urgent help needed!
Please help Toya avoid eviction!
She had a serious car wreck too, and is facing dangerous harassment.
Please help her stay housed and get to safety! Donate anything you can share, and always repost, repost, repost!
Urgent help needed!
Please help Toya avoid eviction!
She had a serious car wreck too, and is facing dangerous harassment.
Please help her stay housed and get to safety! Donate anything you can share, and always repost, repost, repost!
Half of my list done in less than an hour. Taking a break because my arm is radiating pain right now even though meds.
Remember folks it's okay (and necessary) to take breaks. Listen to your body. Be kind to yourself.
Remember folks it's okay (and necessary) to take breaks. Listen to your body. Be kind to yourself.
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Half of my list done in less than an hour. Taking a break because my arm is radiating pain right now even though meds.
Remember folks it's okay (and necessary) to take breaks. Listen to your body. Be kind to yourself.
Remember folks it's okay (and necessary) to take breaks. Listen to your body. Be kind to yourself.
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All I want for the holidays are my favorite shows and movies on discs or sent to me over the high seas 🏴☠️, because I’m too old to know how to sail those waters anymore. (I’m talkin’ not since the 🏴☠️bay was a decent option)
It's official: Netflix has agreed to buy Warner Bros. in a megadeal valued at $82.7 billion.
It’s Official: Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. in Deal Valued at $82.7 Billion
Netflix, run by chairman Reed Hastings and co-CEOs Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters, has agreed to buy Warner Bros. in a megadeal valued at $82.7 billion.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
All I want for the holidays are my favorite shows and movies on discs or sent to me over the high seas 🏴☠️, because I’m too old to know how to sail those waters anymore. (I’m talkin’ not since the 🏴☠️bay was a decent option)
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petition to stop using the words million, billion, trillion and just write out all of the digits
i don’t care how accurate it is, i will always read $50 billion as fifty dollars billion and it just looks like fifty bucks and the word billion to me but $50,000,000,000 is a different story
i don’t care how accurate it is, i will always read $50 billion as fifty dollars billion and it just looks like fifty bucks and the word billion to me but $50,000,000,000 is a different story
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
petition to stop using the words million, billion, trillion and just write out all of the digits
i don’t care how accurate it is, i will always read $50 billion as fifty dollars billion and it just looks like fifty bucks and the word billion to me but $50,000,000,000 is a different story
i don’t care how accurate it is, i will always read $50 billion as fifty dollars billion and it just looks like fifty bucks and the word billion to me but $50,000,000,000 is a different story
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Wrapped coming for blood this year.
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wrapped coming for blood this year.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
I spent most of 2025 off the app "formally-known-as-Twitter" and I don't regret that decision one bit...
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I spent most of 2025 off the app "formally-known-as-Twitter" and I don't regret that decision one bit...
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🎵 I’m a little man
And I’m also evil
Also into cats
Also into caaaaaats 🎶
And I’m also evil
Also into cats
Also into caaaaaats 🎶
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🎵 I’m a little man
And I’m also evil
Also into cats
Also into caaaaaats 🎶
And I’m also evil
Also into cats
Also into caaaaaats 🎶
Frustration at my husband this morning because every day before he goes to work I ask him "is there anything you want me to do" and he usually gives me a vague list of just like "tidy the house" but today after he said the former he suddenly went on a rant about how the snacks are taking -
1/
1/
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Frustration at my husband this morning because every day before he goes to work I ask him "is there anything you want me to do" and he usually gives me a vague list of just like "tidy the house" but today after he said the former he suddenly went on a rant about how the snacks are taking -
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Because I actually have critical thinking skills, I had to eventually realize that Obama 2008, Bernie, Mamdani, etc. exist purely to trick people who are learning about anticapitalist into supporting the violent, genocidal, fascism enabling Democrat party...
So they are actually the most evil 6/x
So they are actually the most evil 6/x
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Because I actually have critical thinking skills, I had to eventually realize that Obama 2008, Bernie, Mamdani, etc. exist purely to trick people who are learning about anticapitalist into supporting the violent, genocidal, fascism enabling Democrat party...
So they are actually the most evil 6/x
So they are actually the most evil 6/x
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Watching fantasy fashion influencers straight up lie to their followers “I would never partner with a company using generative AI! Here’s my partner code for Selkie.”
I’d hate to spend my day picking splinters out of my ass for all that balancing on a fence.
I’d hate to spend my day picking splinters out of my ass for all that balancing on a fence.
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Watching fantasy fashion influencers straight up lie to their followers “I would never partner with a company using generative AI! Here’s my partner code for Selkie.”
I’d hate to spend my day picking splinters out of my ass for all that balancing on a fence.
I’d hate to spend my day picking splinters out of my ass for all that balancing on a fence.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this
But whale sharks are definitely sharks and definitely not whales. They’re also not half shark half whale hybrids.
They’re called that because they’re large and they filter feed.
Thank youuuuuuuu for your attention to this matter!
But whale sharks are definitely sharks and definitely not whales. They’re also not half shark half whale hybrids.
They’re called that because they’re large and they filter feed.
Thank youuuuuuuu for your attention to this matter!
a whale shark is swimming in the ocean with its mouth open and the words thank you written above it .
ALT: a whale shark is swimming in the ocean with its mouth open and the words thank you written above it .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this
But whale sharks are definitely sharks and definitely not whales. They’re also not half shark half whale hybrids.
They’re called that because they’re large and they filter feed.
Thank youuuuuuuu for your attention to this matter!
But whale sharks are definitely sharks and definitely not whales. They’re also not half shark half whale hybrids.
They’re called that because they’re large and they filter feed.
Thank youuuuuuuu for your attention to this matter!
Equality doesn't mean your slice of the pie is getting smaller. It just means we have ingredients to make a bigger pie, and everyone is getting as large a slice as you got before hand.
Hand pie vs full sized pie
Hand pie vs full sized pie
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Equality doesn't mean your slice of the pie is getting smaller. It just means we have ingredients to make a bigger pie, and everyone is getting as large a slice as you got before hand.
Hand pie vs full sized pie
Hand pie vs full sized pie
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Iiiiiiiiii hate this.
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Iiiiiiiiii hate this.
Hospital: message us online to schedule an appointment
Me: *does the thing* okay so I have radiating pain down my left arm from my neck/shoulder
Nurse: okay so we have an appointment three weeks from now
Me: *screams in frustration*
Me: *does the thing* okay so I have radiating pain down my left arm from my neck/shoulder
Nurse: okay so we have an appointment three weeks from now
Me: *screams in frustration*
a pixel art of a girl with a flower crown on her head and the words ok fine i guess
ALT: a pixel art of a girl with a flower crown on her head and the words ok fine i guess
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hospital: message us online to schedule an appointment
Me: *does the thing* okay so I have radiating pain down my left arm from my neck/shoulder
Nurse: okay so we have an appointment three weeks from now
Me: *screams in frustration*
Me: *does the thing* okay so I have radiating pain down my left arm from my neck/shoulder
Nurse: okay so we have an appointment three weeks from now
Me: *screams in frustration*
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM