The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦
@frankenmuppet.bsky.social
Leaving Bluesky for good. Lack of an edit function is a deal breaker for me. After waiting literal years, I have finally given up hoping Bluesky will ever implement it.
Slowly deleting all of my posts and then finally the app off my devices.
Slowly deleting all of my posts and then finally the app off my devices.
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the President of the Divided States of America, screaming at the clouds that everyone loves him (btw, did he ever tell you about that time he passed a cognitive test? Nobody does cognitive tests like Donald 🤣😂🤣)
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the President of the Divided States of America, screaming at the clouds that everyone loves him (btw, did he ever tell you about that time he passed a cognitive test? Nobody does cognitive tests like Donald 🤣😂🤣)
America traded in their trusted allies and downgraded to authoritarian regimes willing to send the President of the United States 1 billion dollars (outside government control, directly to the President) to be included in America's New Axis
The Board of Peace will be constructing The Ministry of Love.
Roughly 15 of the confirmed 28 members of Trump's "Board of Peace" are led by authoritarian and genocidal regimes.
Europe as a whole declined except for Hungary.
Europe as a whole declined except for Hungary.
January 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
America traded in their trusted allies and downgraded to authoritarian regimes willing to send the President of the United States 1 billion dollars (outside government control, directly to the President) to be included in America's New Axis
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🇨🇦 saved a lot of US lives during attack on Tora Bora. CDN JTF2 Snipers saved hundreds of US lives who were pinned down. Canadians bled and died because we were there to protect our Ally and Friend.
This cowardly, greedy, child raping, f###, needs to STFU and have his reign of idiocy and malice end
This cowardly, greedy, child raping, f###, needs to STFU and have his reign of idiocy and malice end
January 22, 2026 at 4:14 PM
🇨🇦 saved a lot of US lives during attack on Tora Bora. CDN JTF2 Snipers saved hundreds of US lives who were pinned down. Canadians bled and died because we were there to protect our Ally and Friend.
This cowardly, greedy, child raping, f###, needs to STFU and have his reign of idiocy and malice end
This cowardly, greedy, child raping, f###, needs to STFU and have his reign of idiocy and malice end
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72 minutes in which he declared he had "100% Scottish blood and 100% German blood." Which would make 200%. But math, evidently, is not his strong point.
72 minutes in which he declared he had "100% Scottish blood and 100% German blood." Which would make 200%. But math, evidently, is not his strong point.
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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72 minutes in which he declared he had "100% Scottish blood and 100% German blood." Which would make 200%. But math, evidently, is not his strong point.
72 minutes in which he declared he had "100% Scottish blood and 100% German blood." Which would make 200%. But math, evidently, is not his strong point.
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It should have been @kamalaharris.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It should have been @kamalaharris.com
"Lawmakers try to heal fractures caused by Trump’s threats, but find they have little medicine to offer Europe, writes John Bowden"
Added the Deck because it adds significant context not obvious from the title
Added the Deck because it adds significant context not obvious from the title
Senators rush to put out Trump’s fires across Europe on damage control expedition
Senators rush to put out Trump’s fires across Europe on damage control expedition
Senators rush to put out Trump’s fires across Europe on damage control expedition
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 12:55 AM
"Lawmakers try to heal fractures caused by Trump’s threats, but find they have little medicine to offer Europe, writes John Bowden"
Added the Deck because it adds significant context not obvious from the title
Added the Deck because it adds significant context not obvious from the title
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She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.
And with the GOP controlling every level of federal government, the United States is now officially a terrorist state
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
And with the GOP controlling every level of federal government, the United States is now officially a terrorist state
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Biological female gives biological male her trophy and assures him that he is a winner.
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Biological female gives biological male her trophy and assures him that he is a winner.
And now Canada is taking every step available to ensure a future where we don't need the United States of America
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
And now Canada is taking every step available to ensure a future where we don't need the United States of America
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January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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If Donald didn't want to be called a pedophile protector, why would he constantly protect pedophiles.
Besides, it's a hard sell to convince me the former owner/operator of Miss Teen USA pageants isn't a pedophile himself, walking in on teen girls changerooms and all that
Besides, it's a hard sell to convince me the former owner/operator of Miss Teen USA pageants isn't a pedophile himself, walking in on teen girls changerooms and all that
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that “pedophile protector” is going viral worldwide.
January 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
If Donald didn't want to be called a pedophile protector, why would he constantly protect pedophiles.
Besides, it's a hard sell to convince me the former owner/operator of Miss Teen USA pageants isn't a pedophile himself, walking in on teen girls changerooms and all that
Besides, it's a hard sell to convince me the former owner/operator of Miss Teen USA pageants isn't a pedophile himself, walking in on teen girls changerooms and all that
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January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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The Conservatives have voted against almost every major piece of legislation that has mattered to me for the last century
They rebrand every few decades when they drag any particular party thru the mud. New name with the same old faces, but if the party is Con they usually vote against my interests
They rebrand every few decades when they drag any particular party thru the mud. New name with the same old faces, but if the party is Con they usually vote against my interests
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The Conservatives have voted against almost every major piece of legislation that has mattered to me for the last century
They rebrand every few decades when they drag any particular party thru the mud. New name with the same old faces, but if the party is Con they usually vote against my interests
They rebrand every few decades when they drag any particular party thru the mud. New name with the same old faces, but if the party is Con they usually vote against my interests
Did I ever tell you about that time I took a cognitive test? Aced it you know... Always do... Nobody can take a Better cognitive test than me. I'm the best, you see. Better than that dopey Biden, he couldn't pass a cognitive test
Did I ever tell you about that time I took a cognitive test?
Did I ever tell you about that time I took a cognitive test?
Trump: "So milk could help your cognitive ability. Take a cognitive test? I've taken a lot of them. I've aced every one of them because I drink milk."
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Did I ever tell you about that time I took a cognitive test? Aced it you know... Always do... Nobody can take a Better cognitive test than me. I'm the best, you see. Better than that dopey Biden, he couldn't pass a cognitive test
Did I ever tell you about that time I took a cognitive test?
Did I ever tell you about that time I took a cognitive test?
Over 1000 simulations!
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Over 1000 simulations!
... Because of the woke
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
... Because of the woke
Check out this petition to the House of Commons (e-6821) to pass legislation requiring majority Canadian ownership and control of news media in Canada.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-6821 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
January 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Europe (namely Scotland) should threaten to seize Trump's personal assets (golf course) if he moves on Greenland.
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Europe (namely Scotland) should threaten to seize Trump's personal assets (golf course) if he moves on Greenland.
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No! Just fuckiN no!
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The Greenland Annexation and Statehood Act authorizes the President to take whatever steps necessary to annex or acquire Greenland as a territory of the United States.
Congressman Fine Introduces Greenland Annexation and Statehood Act to Strengthen U.S. National Security and Put Our Adversaries on Notice
Today, Congressman Fine (FL-06) introduced the Greenland Annexation and Statehood Act, landmark legislation focused on securing America’s strategic national security interests in the Arctic and counte...
fine.house.gov
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
No! Just fuckiN no!
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As if it wasn't clear enough already, this makes it abundantly clear
Businesses Profits > American Citizens Lives
Businesses Profits > American Citizens Lives
if you put this in a script even erin brockovitch would be like “too on the nose, dial it back”
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
As if it wasn't clear enough already, this makes it abundantly clear
Businesses Profits > American Citizens Lives
Businesses Profits > American Citizens Lives
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
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It's dangerous to go alone
Take this 😏
Take this 😏
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It's dangerous to go alone
Take this 😏
Take this 😏