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Former Jedi from the World of Winnie the Pooh (IYKYK). Also known as Pikkupanda. Widow, baker, dog mom, cat mom; pronouns are she/her and “yeah, it’s my real hair color”. Ally for life. 🌈 Avatar art by my late husband.
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If you, like me, have mental health issues and are foundering at present, don’t take your anger or despair inward.

Lots and lots of people out there need to hear they’re horrible. You don’t.
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And they are impossible to move.
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Being a published author is WORK. Lots of people don’t get that. Once your work is out there you have to tour and speak and sign and oh right KEEP WRITING.

Be safe. OK? Take care of yourself.
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How can a 65 lb dog take up so much space on a king bed? HOW?

Also if someone can explain the gravity accelerators of sleeping pit bulls I’d appreciate it.
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“Substantial procedural lapse” is an impressively politically correct way to say “colossal screwup”.
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In his nearly 80 years it’s always been Trump First. Anyone believing that narcissistic dweeb thinks of someone other than himself and his needs is standing in a river staring at the pyramids of Giza.
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Is repeatedly punching yourself in the junk another favored pastime?
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I like the cut of your jib.
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No actual Christian would do something so blatantly evil.

People are starving so Bezos can afford another mega yacht.
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WATCH: ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the 94 million pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the Trump administration’s cuts to The Emergency Food Assistance Program.

➡️ Read more: https://propub.li/4odsKnn
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Just science, really.

But keep the crust on. Dog needs something to snack on.
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I hope to heaven that “inveterate shitposter” is on your Wiki page. If not, I really need to fix that.
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I am getting supplies tonight to make Andor signs.
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I really don’t feel good “liking” this.
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I detest most of his work but Woody Allen’s Annie Hall was a masterpiece because of her.
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94 million pounds.

I feel sick.
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Andy Ngo means “weasel dick” in Latin. Look it up.
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Your comment in and of itself is deeper.
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Well done and well deserved.
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We really need a little Rorschach these days.
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How can anyone look at the chaos Trump has wrought and say with a straight face he deserved the Peace Prize? For Gaza?

Ninja please. He and Kushner are commercializing it.
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Caused by Senator Schumer, who apparently sent the House Republicans home early.
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I would not rest.

That’s a family member.

Find and punish. And sue.
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Please bubble wrap yourselves. The idea you two will be in the same place at the same time begs for extra care.

Plus bumping into stuff is more fun in bubble wrap.