F The NFL Narrative
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Here to defy the inaccurate din of the NFL national media.
Die Hard Eagles fan - GO BIRDS!!!
Let this radicalize you, rather than lead you to despair. ~ Mariame Kaba
Die Hard Eagles fan - GO BIRDS!!!
Let this radicalize you, rather than lead you to despair. ~ Mariame Kaba
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“To look at people in capitalist society and conclude that human nature is egoism, is like looking at people in a factory where pollution is destroying their lungs and saying that it is human nature to cough.”
— Andrew Collier, Marx: A Beginner’s Guide.
— Andrew Collier, Marx: A Beginner’s Guide.
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“To look at people in capitalist society and conclude that human nature is egoism, is like looking at people in a factory where pollution is destroying their lungs and saying that it is human nature to cough.”
— Andrew Collier, Marx: A Beginner’s Guide.
— Andrew Collier, Marx: A Beginner’s Guide.
This week Shiel said he trusted Dallas MOST in the entire NFC.
So much love for Dak, those 2 WRs and that defense post-Micah.
Well, Dak threw several picks, CeeDee concussed himself and their defense proved to be completely broken.
Don't tell Cowboys fans to be irate, just admit you were wrong.
So much love for Dak, those 2 WRs and that defense post-Micah.
Well, Dak threw several picks, CeeDee concussed himself and their defense proved to be completely broken.
Don't tell Cowboys fans to be irate, just admit you were wrong.
Cowboys fans should be irate. Playoff chances weren't lost in this game. They were lost by having to play short-handed on defense for the first 9 weeks of the season.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This week Shiel said he trusted Dallas MOST in the entire NFC.
So much love for Dak, those 2 WRs and that defense post-Micah.
Well, Dak threw several picks, CeeDee concussed himself and their defense proved to be completely broken.
Don't tell Cowboys fans to be irate, just admit you were wrong.
So much love for Dak, those 2 WRs and that defense post-Micah.
Well, Dak threw several picks, CeeDee concussed himself and their defense proved to be completely broken.
Don't tell Cowboys fans to be irate, just admit you were wrong.
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#Eagles playoff scenarios!
NFC East magic number is now down to 3--so any 3 PHI wins + DAL losses (9 combined games remaining).
For the NFC # 1 seed, here are all of the scenarios in which the Eagles finish 13-4 or 12-5 (excluding those that involve any further tie games):
NFC East magic number is now down to 3--so any 3 PHI wins + DAL losses (9 combined games remaining).
For the NFC # 1 seed, here are all of the scenarios in which the Eagles finish 13-4 or 12-5 (excluding those that involve any further tie games):
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
#Eagles playoff scenarios!
NFC East magic number is now down to 3--so any 3 PHI wins + DAL losses (9 combined games remaining).
For the NFC # 1 seed, here are all of the scenarios in which the Eagles finish 13-4 or 12-5 (excluding those that involve any further tie games):
NFC East magic number is now down to 3--so any 3 PHI wins + DAL losses (9 combined games remaining).
For the NFC # 1 seed, here are all of the scenarios in which the Eagles finish 13-4 or 12-5 (excluding those that involve any further tie games):
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
You guys all put your faith in Dallas earlier this week. Drafting them top 3 along with the Chiefs as teams you trust. All three of you agreed.
You wanna admit you don't know ball, or just keep saying dumbass shit?
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
You guys all put your faith in Dallas earlier this week. Drafting them top 3 along with the Chiefs as teams you trust. All three of you agreed.
You wanna admit you don't know ball, or just keep saying dumbass shit?
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
You guys all put your faith in Dallas earlier this week. Drafting them top 3 along with the Chiefs as teams you trust. All three of you agreed.
You wanna admit you don't know ball, or just keep saying dumbass shit?
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social
You guys all put your faith in Dallas earlier this week. Drafting them top 3 along with the Chiefs as teams you trust. All three of you agreed.
You wanna admit you don't know ball, or just keep saying dumbass shit?
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Jalen Carter played 1068 snaps last season, most in the NFL among interior defensive linemen.
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Jalen Carter played 1068 snaps last season, most in the NFL among interior defensive linemen.
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Repeating is hard.
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Repeating is hard.
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Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
Friends is for people who have no sense of humor.
Disney is for adults that dtill want to be kids sometimes.
Very different.
Disney is for adults that dtill want to be kids sometimes.
Very different.
People who still watch Friends so often that they're apparently genuinely upset it's not on Netflix any more, or 'Disney Adults'.
Who should we, as a society, be more suspicious of?
Who should we, as a society, be more suspicious of?
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Friends is for people who have no sense of humor.
Disney is for adults that dtill want to be kids sometimes.
Very different.
Disney is for adults that dtill want to be kids sometimes.
Very different.
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Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
Hitchageddon
#Eagles again ran by far the highest frequency of hitch routes in the NFL in Week 13, running 42 hitches on 32 dropbacks. (There WERE more crossers...!)
They've now run 487 hitches on 399 dropbacks (1.22 hitches per dropback--next highest is Saints at 0.99, NFL average is 0.78.)
They've now run 487 hitches on 399 dropbacks (1.22 hitches per dropback--next highest is Saints at 0.99, NFL average is 0.78.)
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hitchageddon
Jesus Christ the refs SUCK
HELMET TO HELMET and no flag. Give the ball to the Pats?
Wow
HELMET TO HELMET and no flag. Give the ball to the Pats?
Wow
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Jesus Christ the refs SUCK
HELMET TO HELMET and no flag. Give the ball to the Pats?
Wow
HELMET TO HELMET and no flag. Give the ball to the Pats?
Wow
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Chargers QB Justin Herbert broke a bone in his hand and will have a procedure tomorrow. Jim Harbaugh says he doesn’t know if Herbert will miss any time.
Los Angeles hosts Philadelphia next Monday.
Los Angeles hosts Philadelphia next Monday.
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Chargers QB Justin Herbert broke a bone in his hand and will have a procedure tomorrow. Jim Harbaugh says he doesn’t know if Herbert will miss any time.
Los Angeles hosts Philadelphia next Monday.
Los Angeles hosts Philadelphia next Monday.
Stafford is the MVP?
Tell me you don't know ball without telling me you don't know ball.
Tell me you don't know ball without telling me you don't know ball.
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Stafford is the MVP?
Tell me you don't know ball without telling me you don't know ball.
Tell me you don't know ball without telling me you don't know ball.
Heard some fool blame Hurts and claim he looked "disinterested" last night.
Here is Hurts being disinterested in AJ after their TD.
Racism makes people say fucking crazy shit.
GO BIRDS
Here is Hurts being disinterested in AJ after their TD.
Racism makes people say fucking crazy shit.
GO BIRDS
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Heard some fool blame Hurts and claim he looked "disinterested" last night.
Here is Hurts being disinterested in AJ after their TD.
Racism makes people say fucking crazy shit.
GO BIRDS
Here is Hurts being disinterested in AJ after their TD.
Racism makes people say fucking crazy shit.
GO BIRDS
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#Eagles have scored 62 total points in the four games since the bye, their fewest in any four game stretch in 13 years: they scored 59 points in Weeks 8-11 of 2012 (Andy Reid's final season as head coach).
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
#Eagles have scored 62 total points in the four games since the bye, their fewest in any four game stretch in 13 years: they scored 59 points in Weeks 8-11 of 2012 (Andy Reid's final season as head coach).
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On sneaks, #Eagles had consistently--for years now--used TWO pushers (Saquon+Goedert), who in effect protected Jalen from guys coming in from the sides.
After the fails vs Detroit, they debuted this single pusher look last week in Dallas, which left the sides more vulnerable.
After the fails vs Detroit, they debuted this single pusher look last week in Dallas, which left the sides more vulnerable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
On sneaks, #Eagles had consistently--for years now--used TWO pushers (Saquon+Goedert), who in effect protected Jalen from guys coming in from the sides.
After the fails vs Detroit, they debuted this single pusher look last week in Dallas, which left the sides more vulnerable.
After the fails vs Detroit, they debuted this single pusher look last week in Dallas, which left the sides more vulnerable.
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Bears' 281 rushing yards were the most against a Vic Fangio defense since 2005.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Bears' 281 rushing yards were the most against a Vic Fangio defense since 2005
The Bears ran all over the Eagles in Friday's 24-15 win and it's been a long time since a Vic Fangio-coached defense has been pushed around like that.
www.nbcsports.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Bears' 281 rushing yards were the most against a Vic Fangio defense since 2005.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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#Eagles defense was on the field for 87 snaps vs Chicago, their most in regulation since 2016 Week 16 vs NYG (89), and their most in any game since 2023 Week 12 vs BUF (95, including 11 in OT).
#Eagles game by game player & personnel grouping snap counts.
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM
#Eagles defense was on the field for 87 snaps vs Chicago, their most in regulation since 2016 Week 16 vs NYG (89), and their most in any game since 2023 Week 12 vs BUF (95, including 11 in OT).
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November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I think Patullo needs to go.
But attacking the offense at all after Vic's boys allowed TWO 100 yard rushers in the same game AND gave up 280+ on the ground total is fucking dumb.
Also - our run game is more broken than our pass game.
If you think Hurts should be benched your racism is showing.
But attacking the offense at all after Vic's boys allowed TWO 100 yard rushers in the same game AND gave up 280+ on the ground total is fucking dumb.
Also - our run game is more broken than our pass game.
If you think Hurts should be benched your racism is showing.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I think Patullo needs to go.
But attacking the offense at all after Vic's boys allowed TWO 100 yard rushers in the same game AND gave up 280+ on the ground total is fucking dumb.
Also - our run game is more broken than our pass game.
If you think Hurts should be benched your racism is showing.
But attacking the offense at all after Vic's boys allowed TWO 100 yard rushers in the same game AND gave up 280+ on the ground total is fucking dumb.
Also - our run game is more broken than our pass game.
If you think Hurts should be benched your racism is showing.
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My guess is that someone else will be calling plays for the Eagles Week 14. Kevin Patullo is far from the only problem, and maybe not even the biggest problem, but that’s the easiest high-level switch.
It's pretty obvious that the Eagles need to make some kind of big change. They cannot keep rolling out this trash offense every week. They'll have a couple extra days to figure something out before their next game, but it can't be nothing.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My guess is that someone else will be calling plays for the Eagles Week 14. Kevin Patullo is far from the only problem, and maybe not even the biggest problem, but that’s the easiest high-level switch.
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You have to fire Patullo
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You have to fire Patullo