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@futonmania.bsky.social

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NSFW / 18+ / @futonmaniax from twitter Commissions OPEN: https://forms.gle/sU7DHCpfGqry4f1j8 https://www.patreon.com/Futonmania https://www.twitch.tv/futonmaniaxx Frequent Guest: https://www.twitch.tv/spookybiscuits https://ko-fi.com/futonmania

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Scary Futonmania (Commissions Open) @futonmania.bsky.social · Sep 4

Comms are still open! I've gone and reduced the price on just about everything.

Head on over and fill out a form if You'd like one

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mattachine meowppy machine @spookybiscuits.com · 19h

🔴 LIVE! :3

so. the way last night's stream went... you know. the shrill, terrified shrieking. i'm not too proud of that. but!!! we'll try not to let that happen this time. i'm going to be brave >:3

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i was drivin one way, miss daisy came down the other goin 80 mph, no headlights, what else was i supposed to do but scream?? «Streak: 570»

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phylan @phylan.website · 1d

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 1d

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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Wintom @wintomsky.bsky.social · 1d

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Scary Futonmania (Commissions Open) @futonmania.bsky.social · 1d

Surprised to find someone who knows about this one. I've never heard it mentioned anywhere

Scary Futonmania (Commissions Open) @futonmania.bsky.social · 1d

weird-ass game. I'm into it

Scary Futonmania (Commissions Open) @futonmania.bsky.social · 1d

It's time to start the scares.... I'm playing HELLNIGHT... on ps1!

Come on in if you're not too scared

www.twitch.tv/futonmaniaxx

Scary Futonmania (Commissions Open) @futonmania.bsky.social · 1d

It's time to start the scares.... I'm playing HELLNIGHT... on ps1!

Come on in if you're not too scared

www.twitch.tv/futonmaniaxx

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mattachine meowppy machine @spookybiscuits.com · 1d

🔴 LIVE! :3

beloved son follows closely,
the father's job he observed,
knowing what's on the docket, he's mostly
praying his death is well-served

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they call him the cat with the magic son «Streak: 569»

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · Jun 14

SYNGERY from Jem and the Holograms saying “I'm just a hologram-projecting super computer powered by your dead mom’s soul. I can't give you any new information.”

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Scary Futonmania (Commissions Open) @futonmania.bsky.social · 1d

👀👀👀👀

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Toobs @majortoob.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe you should watch where he's going. Disregard the fact that you were unwillingly displaced on the castle floor.

Art: @futonmania.bsky.social

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Scary Futonmania (Commissions Open) @futonmania.bsky.social · 1d

I do wish I could get more subscribers on patreon without having to add more monthly sketch slots.

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Tiberium Friends @kclt.bsky.social · 2d

Sheep shoes

#kcltart

Close up of Kassy's converse shoes. They're walking right through a small cityscape, smoke and debris falling from them.

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Scary Futonmania (Commissions Open) @futonmania.bsky.social · 1d

Hm. May need a new YCH already

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🎃🍁 pico 🦌🍂 @picotatito.bsky.social · 1d

MACROTOBER 2025
#8 "Unusual Candy"

Don't mind this big fella munching on some small treats they found in the streets.
Apparently really effective against iron deficiency as well! 🌆✨

#Macrotober25

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✨Glam✨OPEN for Commissions! @glamdoodle.bsky.social · Aug 10

and one last special spicy piece for @malzdude.bsky.social 😈

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✨Glam✨OPEN for Commissions! @glamdoodle.bsky.social · Aug 10

and thank you to @fliptrych.bsky.social @oddfella.bsky.social @dorihey.bsky.social as well!

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✨Glam✨OPEN for Commissions! @glamdoodle.bsky.social · Aug 10

MONOCHROME COMMISSIONS COMPLETE!! Got a nice batch to share with y'all, thank you to everyone for keeping me afloat this summer! @brawl9977.bsky.social @krangkotobuki.bsky.social @orcflorist.bsky.social @tonygamerpro197.bsky.social

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2d

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

REWIND
MANOSPHERE INFLUENCERS WHO BOOSTED TRUMP ARE NOW COOLING ON HIM
By NIKKI MCCANN RAMIREZ
OCTOBER 6, 2025

And then it’s Homer with a hundred cigarettes in his mouth

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mattachine meowppy machine @spookybiscuits.com · 2d

🔴 LIVE! :3

califlorida's populace, gawking
nonplussed despite the events,
twixt robot invaders' loud squawking,
gunfire that never relents
(i'm playing SHOOTY SHOOTY ROBOT INVASION! Later, chat picks our next segment!)

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SHOOTY SHOOTY ROBOT INVASION!!! #ad Later: Chat's Choice! «Streak: 568»

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