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Fuzzlime

@fuzzlime.bsky.social

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that guy must be super rich. yes, i'm in detroit.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Feb 18

your honor, i know you are but what am i

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Feb 28

Me, first day as a bus driver: What are the wheels supposed to be doing again?

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Feb 29

The eye contact is really what makes this difficult

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Feb 13

cdc says go ahead and get bangs

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · May 29

HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · May 29

Other women: looking sexy as they bite their lip seductively  Me:

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Fuzzlime @fuzzlime.bsky.social · Jan 13

what the world needs now
is perms, sweet perms

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · Jan 10

Shaun! Of the Dead

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Fuzzlime @fuzzlime.bsky.social · Jan 10

keith urban looks a lot like my mom now

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · Dec 30

preparing to emerge from my hibernation three months early

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Fuzzlime @fuzzlime.bsky.social · Dec 25

moms at 3am on christmas day

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Fuzzlime @fuzzlime.bsky.social · Dec 25

i haven't been here in awhile so yeah well me too, it's a fkn butterfly now

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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · Dec 25

I feel pretty.

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Fuzzlime @fuzzlime.bsky.social · Dec 21

omg. he was hotter before the fillers

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Dec 19

I find memes to share, so technically I’m a hunter and a gatherer.

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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · Dec 16

“Cleverly disguised as a functional adult, in this bright ass grocery store for the next 11 minutes, tops” is what I’ll call my memoir.

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