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Gaiety (Fable)
@gaiety.me
Fae/Femme/Faer or She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
kobl & dog ⨺⃝
ACAB & BLM, frequent playful shitposter, some nsfw (over 30)

software dev, tabletop game nerd, queer fae
posts are my own not my employers

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See a goblin, post a goblin 🐉

Best merchant out there
February 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Did you know you can subtract left to right?
January 27, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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it's hard to explain how horrible and dangerous this app and the people who made it are but I tried: www.404media.co/app-for-quit...
App for Quitting Porn Leaked Users' Masturbation Habits
Hundreds of thousands of users told the app intimate details about their sexual urges, which are now exposed.
www.404media.co
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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epic yap battles of history ⚔️
January 28, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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well would you look at the time...

12
11 ^ 1
10 | 2 it’s fuck ICE
9 ⊙———> o’clock
8 4
7 5
6
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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i should call her
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
you can tell a kobold's alignment if you see they have an evil mustache
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
once spilled peanut butter on my keyboard

now I'm a dog-girl programmer
January 26, 2026 at 5:51 AM
we are uncomprehensibly good at naps
a dead kobold can spontaneously come back to life if they feel like it
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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human: King Screek the 5th?? you’re alive!

kobold: ya

human: but… but how? you’ve been dead for 400 years! you were a skeleton just a few minutes ago!

kobold: woke up :}
a dead kobold can spontaneously come back to life if they feel like it
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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The revolution must be accessible!
if you’re tired of users telling you to use alt text, JUST FUCKING DO IT. the app automatically detects text on mobile. it’s literally a copy/paste job. communication is a two-way street. some people don’t use their eyes for that. it’s not a big deal. don’t be a dick.
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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every time i drag an image into one of these to upload it and instead it navigates away from the page and just opens the image file in the browser, an angel shits themselves
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.

In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Worth remembering that this is how companies force disabled workers out of their workforce. If any disabled workers impacted by this want to discuss, you can reach me at [email protected] and on signal: gabunting.89. Anonymity guaranteed.
January 22, 2026 at 10:49 AM
all the new He-Man movie needed to do was give us an adequate makeup job on a live actor for skeletor and have him say "FUCK YOU, HE-MAN" and I'd throw money at the screen
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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❄️🏔️ WOOLHAVEN IS OUT NOW 🏔️❄️

Winter has come.
A long-forgotten deity stirs beneath the ice.

✨ Bigger than the base game at launch, Woolhaven brings:
📜 New lore & regions
👹 New enemies & bosses
🐑 Followers, NPCs & decorations
🏠 A huge base expansion
…and much more.
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
am kobold this day
January 18, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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“Skill issue” they say. I prove them wrong by having no skills and therefore no issue
June 14, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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If you need even MORE reasons to not use Sticker Mule
The latest move by Sticker Mule's owner. Please don't give these people your money (or honestly send them your artwork, you never know).
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM