Gerard Ward
@gerward.bsky.social
Big fan of the auld animals (especially dogs), people, well, maybe less so.
Motto: When you’re tired of Temu, you’re tired of life.
Motto: When you’re tired of Temu, you’re tired of life.
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January 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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I can now enjoy a Mediterranean diet while I watch those wall-to-wall gambling adverts.
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I can now enjoy a Mediterranean diet while I watch those wall-to-wall gambling adverts.
Ruben Amorim has been sacked by Manchester United.
The Portuguese’s final game of his 14-month spell in charge was the 1-1 draw against Leeds United on Sunday that leaves them sixth in the Premier League after 20 matches.
Full story from @david-ornstein.bsky.social here ⬇️
🔗 nyti.ms/4jn0Zri
The Portuguese’s final game of his 14-month spell in charge was the 1-1 draw against Leeds United on Sunday that leaves them sixth in the Premier League after 20 matches.
Full story from @david-ornstein.bsky.social here ⬇️
🔗 nyti.ms/4jn0Zri
January 5, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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"Sidney Sweeney, Elon Musk, RFK, cybertruck
Six-seven, Bowsette, Jeffrey Epstein's private jet
Skibiddi toilet, Isabelle's titties, fear of 15 minute cities
Space lasers, covid doubt, keep my wife's name out your mouth!
(chorus) We didnt start the fire..."
Six-seven, Bowsette, Jeffrey Epstein's private jet
Skibiddi toilet, Isabelle's titties, fear of 15 minute cities
Space lasers, covid doubt, keep my wife's name out your mouth!
(chorus) We didnt start the fire..."
Trying to figure out what rhymes with curvy Isabelle for the Bluesky version of We Didn't Start The Fire
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
"Sidney Sweeney, Elon Musk, RFK, cybertruck
Six-seven, Bowsette, Jeffrey Epstein's private jet
Skibiddi toilet, Isabelle's titties, fear of 15 minute cities
Space lasers, covid doubt, keep my wife's name out your mouth!
(chorus) We didnt start the fire..."
Six-seven, Bowsette, Jeffrey Epstein's private jet
Skibiddi toilet, Isabelle's titties, fear of 15 minute cities
Space lasers, covid doubt, keep my wife's name out your mouth!
(chorus) We didnt start the fire..."
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Silicon Valley’s alliance with Donald Trump was a mask off moment and showed the world we can’t depend on US tech companies.
For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
Getting off US tech: a guide
I’m in the process of dropping US tech services. Here’s how I did it, and options you should consider.
www.disconnect.blog
July 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Silicon Valley’s alliance with Donald Trump was a mask off moment and showed the world we can’t depend on US tech companies.
For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!
Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.
Anyone collaborating with us to make illegal content using the tools we created to make illegal content will face the same consequences as they would if they did it alone.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
January 4, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.
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a great act of violence www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
Luke Littler thrashes Gian van Veen to retain PDC World Darts Championship
Luke Littler beat Gian van Veen 7-1 in the final of the PDC World Darts Championship at Alexandra Palace
www.theguardian.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
a great act of violence www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
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Brilliant from @attackerman.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Brilliant from @attackerman.bsky.social
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President Zelenskyy on Maduro:
What can I say here? If this can be done to dictators, like that, then the United States of America know what they should do next.
What can I say here? If this can be done to dictators, like that, then the United States of America know what they should do next.
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
President Zelenskyy on Maduro:
What can I say here? If this can be done to dictators, like that, then the United States of America know what they should do next.
What can I say here? If this can be done to dictators, like that, then the United States of America know what they should do next.
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2/ ~old jk is best jk~
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
2/ ~old jk is best jk~
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
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For connoisseurs of utterly mental extensions on mundane houses (via reddit)
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
For connoisseurs of utterly mental extensions on mundane houses (via reddit)
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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this is such an important thing to recognize and call out
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
this is such an important thing to recognize and call out
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led
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And the reasons for that are not hard to find - Starmer’s unpopularity among left-liberals is the logical, arguably even intended consequence of 18 months of comms and policy which alienates and angers left-liberals while winning over no one on right. This is the cake his team have baked themselves.
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 AM
And the reasons for that are not hard to find - Starmer’s unpopularity among left-liberals is the logical, arguably even intended consequence of 18 months of comms and policy which alienates and angers left-liberals while winning over no one on right. This is the cake his team have baked themselves.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Anyone need any brain surgery I’m your man.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Anyone need any brain surgery I’m your man.
If immigration is high, the government has lost control of our borders. If it's low, it's because the country is in such a mess that nobody wants to be here. Labour is never going to win these people over, and it should stop trying.
An astonishing article in the Daily Mail.
Not only does it admit that some Romanians have left Britain because of growing discrimination after Brexit, but it also talks about the EU grants they've been able to access to start or boost their businesses back home.
archive.md/2025.12.29-1...
Not only does it admit that some Romanians have left Britain because of growing discrimination after Brexit, but it also talks about the EU grants they've been able to access to start or boost their businesses back home.
archive.md/2025.12.29-1...
December 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Relative independence 😂 yes because the hereditary peers have a real cross section of party affiliation and have no *quite literal* landed interest whatsoever.
Risible stuff.
Risible stuff.
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Relative independence 😂 yes because the hereditary peers have a real cross section of party affiliation and have no *quite literal* landed interest whatsoever.
Risible stuff.
Risible stuff.
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I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
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A festivus miracle
New book on its way! For the last few years I’ve been working on ‘The First Hundred Hours, a story of Alien Invasion.’ Updates coming soon!
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A festivus miracle
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They walk among us.
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
They walk among us.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls