mean dyke
@ghouless.bsky.social
they/he. metalworker. no zionists. no minors.
a tulpa is a privately owned egrigore
January 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
a tulpa is a privately owned egrigore
need to get head while reading my book #ifshe’sageekerthenkeepher
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
need to get head while reading my book #ifshe’sageekerthenkeepher
thinking about how this birthday is the first i won’t be sharing with david lynch… white boy come back :((
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
thinking about how this birthday is the first i won’t be sharing with david lynch… white boy come back :((
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Saw someone use the Ghibli ai shit on a still from DUNE, an offense for which almost any character from DUNE would immediately murder them
April 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Saw someone use the Ghibli ai shit on a still from DUNE, an offense for which almost any character from DUNE would immediately murder them
thank god they put sunglasses on you at the dentist. otherwise they’d see my eyes crossing and rolling back when she forcefully wedges tools in my mouth
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
thank god they put sunglasses on you at the dentist. otherwise they’d see my eyes crossing and rolling back when she forcefully wedges tools in my mouth
i need a grand piano to crash down on me in a gender affirming way
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i need a grand piano to crash down on me in a gender affirming way
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shot a man in Roku City just to watch him die
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
shot a man in Roku City just to watch him die
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Goblin army from Labyrinth ‘86
August 5, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Goblin army from Labyrinth ‘86
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scanning you with my wife scanner, not picking up any signs of wife
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
scanning you with my wife scanner, not picking up any signs of wife
i’m evil now. i hope you can all accept my truth. as me but evil.
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i’m evil now. i hope you can all accept my truth. as me but evil.
time+heat+scrolling tongs
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
time+heat+scrolling tongs
perpetual bruh moment
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
perpetual bruh moment
trying a new recipe is so fun you spend 30+ grocery store dollars for something okay that you have to massively edit and maybe it will be good next time
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
trying a new recipe is so fun you spend 30+ grocery store dollars for something okay that you have to massively edit and maybe it will be good next time
midway through torchworking a steel rose
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
midway through torchworking a steel rose
it’s the biggest, stupidist party, and everyone is invited
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
it’s the biggest, stupidist party, and everyone is invited
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The amazing Ham-Powered Man. He gets the ham, and he's off!
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The amazing Ham-Powered Man. He gets the ham, and he's off!
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the suicide vest stays on during sex
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the suicide vest stays on during sex
the hot new trend: gen z is “unaliving themselves loony tunes style”
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the hot new trend: gen z is “unaliving themselves loony tunes style”
chaser?! i hardly know ‘er!
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
chaser?! i hardly know ‘er!
the egg comes first. because i respect women.
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
the egg comes first. because i respect women.
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