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John Walker
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sighfigh.bandcamp.com - my music
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movieschmovie.com - movie/tv chatter
Pinned
I will not be calling anything a skeet
In the running for goodest boy
A very good boy! 🐾🐕😍

An amazing c. 3,400 year-old ancient Egyptian dog carved from ivory. This leaping dog opens and closes its mouth as if barking by using a lever below its chest.

The Met 📷 by me

#Archaeology
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Hi, I’m a website, product, or service you’ve relied on for years without incident. Great news: I’ve now been revamped with a mandatory AI component that makes me unusable.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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I heard Cuomo got last-minute endorsements from ingrown toenails, guys who turn right from the left-hand turn lane, and Lyme disease
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Nothing good ever happens after someone says “methinks”
October 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sighfigh.Bandcamp.com is the place to grab the new Sigh Figh “double single” Poli Sigh Figh, featuring two timely songs inspired by current events, “The Ultimate Bootlicks” and “Bummer ‘25.” Tuneful despondence awaits!
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Honestly this is one of our biggest problems these days; people are allergic to feeling bad
not sure exactly how we moved from "do unto others as you would be done by" to "I should never be made to feel bad about my own stupid decisions because that's just rude," but here we are
October 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Looooooz getting
October 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
This this this, so much this
We’re seeing a profound collapse of ethics across professions that once prided themselves on their independence and crucially underpinned the idea of liberal democracy in practice. Across the law, journalism, military, academia, and finance we’ve seen an eager collaboration in their leadership.
September 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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jeezus h khrist. toss. the. bum.
September 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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for chrissake throw the bum out
September 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
September 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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A decent question to ask when we’re scolding told that we must “debate” and “have conversations” with the MAGA right: is what is on offer from these people actually a conversation, or is it a domination exercise?
"Debate-me-bro culture, that's not real persuasion. Folks who are interested in this kind of debate-me-bro culture are not interested in persuasion at all. They're interested in the performance of their own intelligence," says @devawo.bsky.social. newrepublic.substack.com/p/is-america...
September 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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The notion that Republicans are the more real Americans, whose authenticity Democrats must pay tribute to with imitation, persistence even though it is contradicted by more and more actual empirical evidence.
I genuinely cannot believe that Ezra Klein said we should run pro-life candidates in Kansas, Ohio, and Missouri; three states that recently held abortion referendums where the pro-choice side won!
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Robert Redford’s final act of art and service was creating a new news cycle.
September 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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The thing about the Charlie Kirk whitewashing is: people aren't even saying his words should be punished by death or limited by the government.

We're just demanding that we collectively see him as he really was.

That infringes on zero freedoms and advocates for no violence.
September 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Remember how scary it was for the 36 hours where it felt like the Right could explode into violence as a repercussion of an assassination? That's what our trans brothers & sisters feel like every fucking day

We have to protect them at all costs. They are our line in the sand; not a bargaining chip.
September 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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If you're going to have a giant fishtank in your restaurant or bar, make sure it's not depressing.
September 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This this this
I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
When Trump dies all the red flags will be at half-mast
August 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Few things are simultaneously so embarrassing and horrifying

Imagine groveling like this, before a lying racist pedophile
Witkoff: "There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since that Nobel award was ever talked about."
August 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What the fuck, @bsky.app?
August 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Grim but accurate
I don’t know how to be around so many friends who—to my mind and I deeply hope I am wrong—seem so in denial about the totality of what both Trump and AI augur for any hope of a stable, much less just, society.
August 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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People who claim they understand what is happening and at stake right now, while also insisting they share no blame because Kamala Harris wasn’t liberal enough, clearly do not *actually* understand what is happening and at stake right now
August 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM