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the Secret Beast and I have come to a very favorable agreement
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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me: nice to meet you. whats your name
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Christperfect River Beam
me: thats crazy
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Really
me: yes
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Thats weird
me: why?
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Ive never met anyone with a name other than my name
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Christperfect River Beam
me: thats crazy
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Really
me: yes
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Thats weird
me: why?
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Ive never met anyone with a name other than my name
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
me: nice to meet you. whats your name
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Christperfect River Beam
me: thats crazy
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Really
me: yes
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Thats weird
me: why?
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Ive never met anyone with a name other than my name
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Christperfect River Beam
me: thats crazy
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Really
me: yes
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Thats weird
me: why?
my boy Christperfect River Beam: Ive never met anyone with a name other than my name
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Everyone has something that makes them special. Your grandfather was a fearsome warrior born with an innate knack for dual-wielding crossbows. Your mother has the gift of blue magic. And you, of course, have that +1 to Laundry that we appreciate so much.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Everyone has something that makes them special. Your grandfather was a fearsome warrior born with an innate knack for dual-wielding crossbows. Your mother has the gift of blue magic. And you, of course, have that +1 to Laundry that we appreciate so much.
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Although you are late, I see you are sincere, I have dressed up as a smooth, fat sea cucumber many times, and I am satisfied.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Although you are late, I see you are sincere, I have dressed up as a smooth, fat sea cucumber many times, and I am satisfied.
timeline sounding like a tender animal lately
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
timeline sounding like a tender animal lately
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There should be a supermarket chain named Ultimate Merchant that offers unbeatable prices and is completely impossible to navigate
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There should be a supermarket chain named Ultimate Merchant that offers unbeatable prices and is completely impossible to navigate
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it's like the beatles said, "ape days a week" or something
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
it's like the beatles said, "ape days a week" or something
considering savannah environment
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
considering savannah environment
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I think this reply may have placed the curse on me that put me in hospital
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I think this reply may have placed the curse on me that put me in hospital
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my name is john heirloom and my family treasures me
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
my name is john heirloom and my family treasures me
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my boy Juck: Have you heard from Scroit?
me: Dark..tunnel...climb. Running. Smelling. Nest material. Gnawing. Smell large mammal. Nest location. Feed child. Escape? Scratching. Dark. Disturbing noise. Safe nest?
my boy Juck: what ?
me: i got confused and thought i was a mother rodent stuck in a wall
me: Dark..tunnel...climb. Running. Smelling. Nest material. Gnawing. Smell large mammal. Nest location. Feed child. Escape? Scratching. Dark. Disturbing noise. Safe nest?
my boy Juck: what ?
me: i got confused and thought i was a mother rodent stuck in a wall
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
my boy Juck: Have you heard from Scroit?
me: Dark..tunnel...climb. Running. Smelling. Nest material. Gnawing. Smell large mammal. Nest location. Feed child. Escape? Scratching. Dark. Disturbing noise. Safe nest?
my boy Juck: what ?
me: i got confused and thought i was a mother rodent stuck in a wall
me: Dark..tunnel...climb. Running. Smelling. Nest material. Gnawing. Smell large mammal. Nest location. Feed child. Escape? Scratching. Dark. Disturbing noise. Safe nest?
my boy Juck: what ?
me: i got confused and thought i was a mother rodent stuck in a wall
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beautiful computer Quicksand Alejandro. "the only machine to have a name". i spoke to him alone in winter
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
beautiful computer Quicksand Alejandro. "the only machine to have a name". i spoke to him alone in winter
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Shit My Ancestor Says
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Shit My Ancestor Says
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hoot-hoot… hoot-hoot..
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
hoot-hoot… hoot-hoot..
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my boy Coinloaf says if you feed them raw sugar cane babies can turn back into snakes and eventually also revert into a single mitochondrion. its called raw baby devolution. but the catch is thats still your baby. you still have to love your little child
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
my boy Coinloaf says if you feed them raw sugar cane babies can turn back into snakes and eventually also revert into a single mitochondrion. its called raw baby devolution. but the catch is thats still your baby. you still have to love your little child
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Wisdom of Craz
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wisdom of Craz
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finally. we have used eugenics to figure out why the worlds most infamous eugenicist was evil
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
finally. we have used eugenics to figure out why the worlds most infamous eugenicist was evil