Cranthemius Gilderthorpe (he/him/his)
@gilderthorpe.bsky.social
Enjoyer of fine profanity. Did not get more conservative as he got older.
Quaid Army
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The Plan to Make California Wet By Spreading Beavers Up and Down the State
Ending the drought in the West will require rain—not too much rain—and smarter ways to collect and store that water. But something else that can keep
gizmodo.com
What’s the story about? I don’t fucking care.
This is how you write a goddamn headline.
This is how you write a goddamn headline.
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i would say that twitter is eating barro’s brain but he’s always been like this
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i would say that twitter is eating barro’s brain but he’s always been like this
This will probably slow down some once they start fucking the robots.
guys who have no belief in or respect for human rights are becoming oddly invested in whether robots have rights
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This will probably slow down some once they start fucking the robots.
I’ll bet I can lose 207 billion dollars way better than these fucking chumps.
can anyone who understands finance lingo tell me if this is a good or bad sign??
OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates on.ft.com/4ij0yh8
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’ll bet I can lose 207 billion dollars way better than these fucking chumps.
You should know that if your name is Jean, or Gene, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that I address you as "Gene-Gene, dancin' machine."
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You should know that if your name is Jean, or Gene, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that I address you as "Gene-Gene, dancin' machine."
Balloon fucking requires a brain that still generates happiness chemicals. But I can still watch the parade and think about younger days.
The 10 Most Fuckable Balloons in This Year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Women's News. Feminized.
reductress.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Balloon fucking requires a brain that still generates happiness chemicals. But I can still watch the parade and think about younger days.
Never been about the motherfucking pilgrims. Until the Lost Cause fucks needed it to be.
The abolitionist history of Thanksgiving and pumpkin pie — and why the South resisted both
For decades, Thanksgiving was cause for a fight. And the pumpkin was a symbol of the Northern anti-slavery movement.
www.yahoo.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Never been about the motherfucking pilgrims. Until the Lost Cause fucks needed it to be.
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am i supposed to be consuming or am i supposed to be saving for a house i'll never be able to afford. can yall make up your minds
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
am i supposed to be consuming or am i supposed to be saving for a house i'll never be able to afford. can yall make up your minds
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“You know what sucks? Having customers. Surely we can put an end to that.”
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Lawsuit alleges Campbell’s fired worker who reported a VP’s recorded rant belittling customers and making discriminatory remarks.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“You know what sucks? Having customers. Surely we can put an end to that.”
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Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
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"My mentor always tells me, 'Kim, dogs don’t bark at parked cars." They’re coming after critical race theory, 1619, intersectionality because these ideas mobilized people. They gave them the language to actually articulate what they were seeing with their own eyes," says Kimberlé Crenshaw.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"My mentor always tells me, 'Kim, dogs don’t bark at parked cars." They’re coming after critical race theory, 1619, intersectionality because these ideas mobilized people. They gave them the language to actually articulate what they were seeing with their own eyes," says Kimberlé Crenshaw.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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the fact i can hear courtside fans screaming "parlay" at zion williams in a november monday night nba game is hugely damning about the damage legalized sports gambling has had on professional sports in a few short years. .
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the fact i can hear courtside fans screaming "parlay" at zion williams in a november monday night nba game is hugely damning about the damage legalized sports gambling has had on professional sports in a few short years. .
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Don’t like a family member? Buy them a Tesla. Use one of those giant bows.
I feel like most car companies pretty much have the doors down cold
Tesla Sued Over Another Fatal Crash in Growing Scrutiny of Doors
Tesla Inc. was sued over a fiery crash in Washington state that left one person dead and another seriously injured after rescuers allegedly struggled to open the vehicle’s doors, the latest in a growi...
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Don’t like a family member? Buy them a Tesla. Use one of those giant bows.
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A thing that I feel has not been discussed enough is that the highly paid IT and infosec guys at any company you care to name all seem to be absolutely insane right-wing freaks with the impulse control of a drunk toddler
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A thing that I feel has not been discussed enough is that the highly paid IT and infosec guys at any company you care to name all seem to be absolutely insane right-wing freaks with the impulse control of a drunk toddler
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Again, every elected Democrat needs to put out a video stating exactly what Kelly and the others said. If ever there were a line to draw in the sand, it’s here. The military is not the president’s Praetorian Guard.
“Within the White House, Trump and his lieutenants aren’t planning on letting up…Trump has told some advisers that he wants RICO prosecutions and conspiracy charges leveled against the six Democrats, a source with direct knowledge of the matter tells Zeteo…
zeteo.com/p/how-we-gre...
zeteo.com/p/how-we-gre...
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Again, every elected Democrat needs to put out a video stating exactly what Kelly and the others said. If ever there were a line to draw in the sand, it’s here. The military is not the president’s Praetorian Guard.
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People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
Sean Duffy and every single motherfucking airline can suck shit directly out of my asshole. If the drive is less than 12 hours, I’m just going to drive. And I’m well aware it is substantially more dangerous than flying.
If your flight gets canceled, you can sleep in your nice clothes and hope the airline rebooks you. Under Buttigieg you’d get a refund and maybe a hotel room in your pajamas www.sfgate.com/travel/artic...
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sean Duffy and every single motherfucking airline can suck shit directly out of my asshole. If the drive is less than 12 hours, I’m just going to drive. And I’m well aware it is substantially more dangerous than flying.
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My memo refuting accounting questions is raising a lot of accounting questions already refuted by my memo www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
Nvidia Says It’s Not Enron in Private Memo Refuting AI Accounting
In a private memo to Wall Street analysts, Nvidia says its business “does not resemble historical accounting frauds.”
www.barrons.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My memo refuting accounting questions is raising a lot of accounting questions already refuted by my memo www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
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The EPA will approve two new pesticides containing “forever chemicals” and relax a reporting rule for companies who make products with forever chemicals.
The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.
Where is the MAHA outcry?
The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.
Where is the MAHA outcry?
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The EPA will approve two new pesticides containing “forever chemicals” and relax a reporting rule for companies who make products with forever chemicals.
The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.
Where is the MAHA outcry?
The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.
Where is the MAHA outcry?
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Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
My entire life I’ve been hearing that an armed society is a polite society.
I see zero fucking evidence for that proposition.
I see zero fucking evidence for that proposition.
'I’m never going to see my son again': Family mourns father, daughter killed in South Phoenix shooting
The suspect, Tyrone Dee Chilly, was arrested and is facing two counts of murder.
www.12news.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My entire life I’ve been hearing that an armed society is a polite society.
I see zero fucking evidence for that proposition.
I see zero fucking evidence for that proposition.
Conservatives long insisted that white supremacy had no place in their movement, that its adherents were the fringes.
I’m not sure that there’s anything in conservatism that isn’t animated by white supremacy.
Well, there’s misogyny, I suppose.
I’m not sure that there’s anything in conservatism that isn’t animated by white supremacy.
Well, there’s misogyny, I suppose.
That would be this, antisemitic and white nationalist activist, who was a cohost of The Charlie Kirk show.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Conservatives long insisted that white supremacy had no place in their movement, that its adherents were the fringes.
I’m not sure that there’s anything in conservatism that isn’t animated by white supremacy.
Well, there’s misogyny, I suppose.
I’m not sure that there’s anything in conservatism that isn’t animated by white supremacy.
Well, there’s misogyny, I suppose.
The only reason the Arizona Cardinals exist is to taunt Americans for rejecting the concept of relegation.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The only reason the Arizona Cardinals exist is to taunt Americans for rejecting the concept of relegation.
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I will never understand why people believe that social norms should be gotten rid of entirely. Like, conceptually. It leaves us with one norm: "don't judge."
The bad norms (like anti-gay sentiment) should be gotten rid of. The good ones (bigotry is bad; fascism is bad) are absolutely essential.
The bad norms (like anti-gay sentiment) should be gotten rid of. The good ones (bigotry is bad; fascism is bad) are absolutely essential.
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I will never understand why people believe that social norms should be gotten rid of entirely. Like, conceptually. It leaves us with one norm: "don't judge."
The bad norms (like anti-gay sentiment) should be gotten rid of. The good ones (bigotry is bad; fascism is bad) are absolutely essential.
The bad norms (like anti-gay sentiment) should be gotten rid of. The good ones (bigotry is bad; fascism is bad) are absolutely essential.