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oh shit it's da fuckin glunkey!!!!! woah!!!!

he/him
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Seems like a bad sign for the general competency level of federal law enforcement that the FBI director spends his time scouring the feeds of random MAGA influencers and launching investigations based on their posts. www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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this is completely insane and more people need to say that doing this is completely insane
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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We are proud to introduce Whiskey Everyday with Joseph Goebbels
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming.

no, those people shouldn’t get a break.
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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Agents keep detaining Native Americans— especially if they live outside the reservation boundaries.

(This Standing Rock tribal member in Minnesota was released at 5 am the next day.)
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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My toddler ran into the middle of this battle and was instantly liquefied by a stray Draco Meteor
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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✨🥰
August 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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better a silly girl with a flower
January 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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for Alex Pretti
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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I put a batch of my necklaces on my website 😳

castlehavven.bigcartel.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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my computer should not be worth more now than it was when i got it
January 26, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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more
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Game: Ubuntu DS
Console: Nintendo DSi
Created by: Nthn
Uploaded on: June 7th, 2009
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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We are inching closer to the inevitable day when I have to explain yaoi to my 96 year old grandmother.
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm

via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear t-shirts that say "Let's Sue the Government!" shop.eff.org/products/le...
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Signal is exactly as safe as the people using it. It is not being “mined in real time” or “monitored by the government” unless they have your phone and access to your Signal app. It is not compromised unless your group is. And you’ll never get the numbers/action you need if you are overly cautious.
I think it is *incredibly* irresponsible for someone like @stonekettle.bsky.social, with a huge following, to claim that Signal is just as insecure as texts or other public social media.

This is a classic “making perfect the enemy of the good” error.
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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idea i had
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM