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Edible Mouse Feet

@golfcartsurprise.bsky.social

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Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Sep 4

i understand everyone has house rules for board games but you gotta tell me about the no nudity rule BEFORE we play twister

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Sep 4

taking fish oil helps to improve mental clarity

taking crude oil is theft and will not be tolerated

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Sep 4

likewise mr upside down duck

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Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · Jul 3

[library]
hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Sep 3

is wendys cool with you

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Sep 3

true story i ate a whole lava lamp in 2016 and now i can see god

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Sep 3

do free range pokemon taste better?

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · May 9

why does it look like he just got busted trying to steel a handrail at disneyland

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · May 9

why does my wife keep asking for machine tattoos

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Jan 19

these sir are my finest grapes. that’s right, straight from the tik tok

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Jan 19

a good friend whispered to me: pspspspspspsps

i’ll never forget that

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Dec 27

a third of all men are legs

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Dec 12

there is a man (or woman) in my neighbourhood that often places ham on my doorstep.

nothing better than the taste of sun warmed doorstep ham

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Dec 12

brb gotta install a mutilated tree decorated with tinfoil and multicoloured lights so i don’t get judged for being weird

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · Dec 12

*cracking under the pressure of writing one new bluesky post a day* this must be what mr beast feels like

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · Dec 11

ME: how about we do an unboxing video

PALLBEARER: absolutely not

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Dec 9

recipes on the internet are like:

… anyway my father collected the raisins from the raisin trees
… and the smell of hedgehog in the morning always made my tummy rumble
… these days my kids live entirely off tide pods

anyway, to boil water you’ll first need a cup of water and a mortar & pestle

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · Dec 9

pizza hut
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Dec 9

take me down to the fettuccine hole where there is a hole and it in is fettuccine 🎶

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · Dec 9

Delilah: Hey

Jude: Hey there

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Dec 9

mahjong is like an old timey video game. it also makes for a sick tattoo. sorry for confusing you lettuce man

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Dec 9

have you got mahjong too

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Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · Dec 9

[showing date my Chinese character tattoos] this one's Mulan

Edible Mouse Feet @golfcartsurprise.bsky.social · Dec 9

if you see a frog in the woods, tell him i want my money back

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Dec 8

i made a little meme about going to the farmers market