Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩
@goolaini.bsky.social
I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions.
AuDHD - queer - 41
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
AuDHD - queer - 41
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
Pinned
Ok, it's Egg Day so let's crack this one open.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
Lol almost booked a massage with my boyfriend's ex 🤣
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Lol almost booked a massage with my boyfriend's ex 🤣
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Look at the manager of Truffoni's over here
Food is DRY.
Drinks is WET.
The forbidden mix of Dry and Wet should only happen in your belly, away from gods light.
Drinks is WET.
The forbidden mix of Dry and Wet should only happen in your belly, away from gods light.
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Look at the manager of Truffoni's over here
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I just want someone to explain to me why we’ve gotten rid of masks but every healthcare office still has “clean” and “used” pens at the front desk
I’ve seen posters promoting Patient Safety Week around my hospital and I just…I mean we aren’t even wearing surgical masks. So like what are we doing here.
lol it’s once again Canadian Patient Safety Week and yet hospitals and healthcare facilities and leadership across Canada all pretend that COVID is not predominantly airborne, which causes vast harm to patients because effective protections are not in place.
January 25, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I just want someone to explain to me why we’ve gotten rid of masks but every healthcare office still has “clean” and “used” pens at the front desk
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I’ve seen posters promoting Patient Safety Week around my hospital and I just…I mean we aren’t even wearing surgical masks. So like what are we doing here.
lol it’s once again Canadian Patient Safety Week and yet hospitals and healthcare facilities and leadership across Canada all pretend that COVID is not predominantly airborne, which causes vast harm to patients because effective protections are not in place.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’ve seen posters promoting Patient Safety Week around my hospital and I just…I mean we aren’t even wearing surgical masks. So like what are we doing here.
"it sounds like depression" - everyone I've shared my symptoms with
Yeah, it does. To you, as an outsider. Because the external symptoms present the same. But you don't see nor understand the internal struggles.
It's not depression when I *want* to do fun things but I physically can't.
Yeah, it does. To you, as an outsider. Because the external symptoms present the same. But you don't see nor understand the internal struggles.
It's not depression when I *want* to do fun things but I physically can't.
I am way more disabled than I previously realized
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
"it sounds like depression" - everyone I've shared my symptoms with
Yeah, it does. To you, as an outsider. Because the external symptoms present the same. But you don't see nor understand the internal struggles.
It's not depression when I *want* to do fun things but I physically can't.
Yeah, it does. To you, as an outsider. Because the external symptoms present the same. But you don't see nor understand the internal struggles.
It's not depression when I *want* to do fun things but I physically can't.
4th time watching Sinners and some things I'm noticing.
We dont ever see a plantation owner, at least not a character who is explicitly one.
The vultures are circling and one swoops in close as the white property owner first drives in to meet Smoke & Stack
We dont ever see a plantation owner, at least not a character who is explicitly one.
The vultures are circling and one swoops in close as the white property owner first drives in to meet Smoke & Stack
January 24, 2026 at 9:19 PM
4th time watching Sinners and some things I'm noticing.
We dont ever see a plantation owner, at least not a character who is explicitly one.
The vultures are circling and one swoops in close as the white property owner first drives in to meet Smoke & Stack
We dont ever see a plantation owner, at least not a character who is explicitly one.
The vultures are circling and one swoops in close as the white property owner first drives in to meet Smoke & Stack
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boosting and adding alt text.
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 AM
boosting and adding alt text.
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Is somebody gonna match my freak? (rhetorical)
January 24, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Is somebody gonna match my freak? (rhetorical)
Y'all with taste should check out MARSHMALLOW! Stick with it, I promise the payoff is absolutely wild!
boxd.it/cN6pnj
boxd.it/cN6pnj
A ★★★★★ review of Marshmallow (2025)
This starts out like an earnest horror but quickly (d)evolves into an absolute RIOT! just when you think it's made the last twist, BAM! Another one, more ridiculous than the last! This is brilliant. A...
boxd.it
January 24, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Y'all with taste should check out MARSHMALLOW! Stick with it, I promise the payoff is absolutely wild!
boxd.it/cN6pnj
boxd.it/cN6pnj
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We need to take Queer back from the people and brands who have defanged it into a generic brand-safe cuddly catch-all descriptor for the LGBTQ+ community rather than the political identity dedicated to dismantling cisheteronormativity and standing with all the oppressed peoples of the world it is.
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
We need to take Queer back from the people and brands who have defanged it into a generic brand-safe cuddly catch-all descriptor for the LGBTQ+ community rather than the political identity dedicated to dismantling cisheteronormativity and standing with all the oppressed peoples of the world it is.
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I didn't have any garnishes, I dont think I even had cheese to sprinkle on top.
it tasted pretty good, but no one could get over the look. they dubbed it "barfaghetti" and I have never been able to live it down 😂
it tasted pretty good, but no one could get over the look. they dubbed it "barfaghetti" and I have never been able to live it down 😂
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I didn't have any garnishes, I dont think I even had cheese to sprinkle on top.
it tasted pretty good, but no one could get over the look. they dubbed it "barfaghetti" and I have never been able to live it down 😂
it tasted pretty good, but no one could get over the look. they dubbed it "barfaghetti" and I have never been able to live it down 😂
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once, very early in my life as a home cook, I made pasta for @goolaini.bsky.social's sister's birthday dinner.
I didn't like the look of the sauce, so I blended it. it came out as this uniform, orangey brown goop, which I tossed the pasta in. not appealing to the eye whatsoever.
I didn't like the look of the sauce, so I blended it. it came out as this uniform, orangey brown goop, which I tossed the pasta in. not appealing to the eye whatsoever.
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 AM
once, very early in my life as a home cook, I made pasta for @goolaini.bsky.social's sister's birthday dinner.
I didn't like the look of the sauce, so I blended it. it came out as this uniform, orangey brown goop, which I tossed the pasta in. not appealing to the eye whatsoever.
I didn't like the look of the sauce, so I blended it. it came out as this uniform, orangey brown goop, which I tossed the pasta in. not appealing to the eye whatsoever.
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A decade of trans advocacy has taught me people believe lies because they want to, not because they don't know they are lies. They believe trans people will regret our transition because they want us to regret our transition. They believe we are a "social contagion" because that is how they see us
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 PM
A decade of trans advocacy has taught me people believe lies because they want to, not because they don't know they are lies. They believe trans people will regret our transition because they want us to regret our transition. They believe we are a "social contagion" because that is how they see us
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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The Exorcist With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The Exorcist With Big Naturals
No wonder I feel like I'm a kid again. I just remembered I used to enjoy talking dirty with and teasing men over the internet, back when I was in my 20s
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
No wonder I feel like I'm a kid again. I just remembered I used to enjoy talking dirty with and teasing men over the internet, back when I was in my 20s
I am way more disabled than I previously realized
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I am way more disabled than I previously realized
How does squidward's butt look, since he has 4 legs like that?
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
How does squidward's butt look, since he has 4 legs like that?
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Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
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Dr. Pepper's Monster
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Dr. Pepper's Monster
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Heard your boyfriend’s on the loose
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Heard your boyfriend’s on the loose
Stop getting distracted by side quests and focus on your main journey
January 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Stop getting distracted by side quests and focus on your main journey
Dr. Pepper's Monster
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Dr. Pepper's Monster
"Toadette used to date Toad until she cheated on him with Bowser Jr"
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
"Toadette used to date Toad until she cheated on him with Bowser Jr"