Laine (all pronouns) 💦🥩
@goolaini.bsky.social
I like my starbucks dumb, my steaks sloppy, and my comedy absurd. I cheer at movie explosions.
AuDHD - queer - 40
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
AuDHD - queer - 40
Pay pig to Lilith and Bea (senior kittens)
Pinned
Ok, it's Egg Day so let's crack this one open.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
I ain't cis. I don't quite know where things fall beyond that, currently playing with the label "agender gender fluid", tho it doesn't quite feel right. "Neuroqueer" is a label I like, but it feels more like a description of my brain than my gender.
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Romcoms where the female protagonist is deciding between two male love interests are so traditionalist. It is the 21st century and she should make them share.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Romcoms where the female protagonist is deciding between two male love interests are so traditionalist. It is the 21st century and she should make them share.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Back here again, huh
Crying over a dude who's just a little too ugly to be cute
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Back here again, huh
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
Oh sure, I'm the weird one for eating 2 onions and a cup of beef broth for lunch, but if I called it French Onion Soup you'd think nothing of it
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh sure, I'm the weird one for eating 2 onions and a cup of beef broth for lunch, but if I called it French Onion Soup you'd think nothing of it
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Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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So anyway, I started flavor blasting.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
So anyway, I started flavor blasting.
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you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you?
It's going to be a delightful romp *and* I'll get a treat at the end I bet.
It's going to be a delightful romp *and* I'll get a treat at the end I bet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you?
It's going to be a delightful romp *and* I'll get a treat at the end I bet.
It's going to be a delightful romp *and* I'll get a treat at the end I bet.
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intermittent reminder that trans people are an index species for every queer gathering.
If they’re not there it’s because they’re not comfortable there and *you’re* doing something wrong. Fix it.
If they’re not there it’s because they’re not comfortable there and *you’re* doing something wrong. Fix it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
intermittent reminder that trans people are an index species for every queer gathering.
If they’re not there it’s because they’re not comfortable there and *you’re* doing something wrong. Fix it.
If they’re not there it’s because they’re not comfortable there and *you’re* doing something wrong. Fix it.
Baba ghanoush
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Baba ghanoush
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I’m polyamorous because the only thing I can commit to is the bit
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’m polyamorous because the only thing I can commit to is the bit
Me: "wow, he checks off everything in this list I wrote 2 months ago!"
The list:
- kind to me
- likes me
- wants to get to know me
The list:
- kind to me
- likes me
- wants to get to know me
Prob gonna get my heart broken, but what can you do
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: "wow, he checks off everything in this list I wrote 2 months ago!"
The list:
- kind to me
- likes me
- wants to get to know me
The list:
- kind to me
- likes me
- wants to get to know me
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Charities give you the false impression that we are a caring society.
A truly caring society would institutionally take care of its citizens, not rely on charities.
A truly caring society would institutionally take care of its citizens, not rely on charities.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Charities give you the false impression that we are a caring society.
A truly caring society would institutionally take care of its citizens, not rely on charities.
A truly caring society would institutionally take care of its citizens, not rely on charities.
Time to shave my stupid head
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Time to shave my stupid head
Sometimes when I have the urge to do something destructive, I think: "I'm too old to do X" and that embarrassment is usually enough to stop me from doing it
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sometimes when I have the urge to do something destructive, I think: "I'm too old to do X" and that embarrassment is usually enough to stop me from doing it
"... you had to leave because you're you. And the reason I liked you is because you're you. And who you are is a person who leaves. But for him, you're the person who stays."
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"... you had to leave because you're you. And the reason I liked you is because you're you. And who you are is a person who leaves. But for him, you're the person who stays."
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Wartenberg. Pinwheel.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wartenberg. Pinwheel.
I am 26 minutes in to Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and I have already hollered and jumped out of my seat in excitement
This is gonna be sooo good!
This is gonna be sooo good!
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I am 26 minutes in to Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and I have already hollered and jumped out of my seat in excitement
This is gonna be sooo good!
This is gonna be sooo good!
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Anyone watching Tim Robinson’s The chair company? I drew Mike Santini pondering the Chocolate Kong
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Anyone watching Tim Robinson’s The chair company? I drew Mike Santini pondering the Chocolate Kong
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen (in no particular order):
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen (in no particular order):
1. Cheekface
2. Electric Six
3. Los Campesinos!
4. Heavenly
5. Scene Queen
I have a feeling I'm forgetting one, but oh well lol
1. Cheekface
2. Electric Six
3. Los Campesinos!
4. Heavenly
5. Scene Queen
I have a feeling I'm forgetting one, but oh well lol
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:
1. Grizzly Bear
2. NoSo
3. Abi Carter
4. Sofia Isella
5. My Chemical Romance
(I also went to a festival in September, but I’m just including single concerts)
1. Grizzly Bear
2. NoSo
3. Abi Carter
4. Sofia Isella
5. My Chemical Romance
(I also went to a festival in September, but I’m just including single concerts)
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen (in no particular order):
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
1. Deftones
2. Crosses
3. Slash Need
4. Missy Elliott
5. Nine Inch Nails
And that's actually a pretty accurate representation of my tastes right now
Hack: if you ever need me to laugh uncontrollably, blast Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hack: if you ever need me to laugh uncontrollably, blast Bring Me To Life by Evanescence