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Imagine being behind the most watched 60 Minutes segment in history, but nobody profits from it because it got no ratings.
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
First Lifeforce, now Species is on?!?!? It's fucking SPACE TITTIES MONDAY
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Of COURSE the fucking try-hard who can't communicate to save his life has chosen a three day holiday week when everyone is gone and I'm fucking exhausted to decide to work with me all week.
December 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Unbelievably, it's been 25 years since we lost Kirsty MacColl yet the beauty of her music and her memory still resonate. Here's a song I wrote for her to sing in the 1995 movie 'Mad Love'.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWjl...
Kirsty MacColl - As Long As You Hold Me
YouTube video by PassionateFriend
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Your Flesh is the Conduit, Charlie Brown!
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Took me 47 years to finally catch myself vibing to a Tesla song.
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
In My Dreams by Dokken is still the pinnacle of femme harmonizing straight men.
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Happy solstice to all you round-earthers out there.
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
AI is not going to go away
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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When we demand truth and accountability.
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wake up babe, new Epstein just dropped.
Wwe Jericho GIF
ALT: Wwe Jericho GIF
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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when the light bulb was invented, they had to go around and force everyone to use it. that's how you know AI is going to be successful too
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Usually people who are still alive don't add their own name to a MEMORIAL.
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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screenwriters know the conversations at DOJ right now. “Did they mean Friday morning or Friday night and if they meant Friday night don’t I have til midnight and who reads sex files at midnight wouldn’t they rather get decently-redacted sex files on Monday I COULD BE SPENDING THIS TIME REDACTING”
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Who you got as being in the Epstein files? $20 on Brett Ratner.
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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In retrospect it was obvious that the rich overlords would demand a computer you could bully
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I feel like if they're gonna rename it the Trump-Kennedy Center, they should celebrate it with an open air cavalcade by some grassy knolls! Really tie it all together.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wait, Fran Drescher is JEWISH?!?
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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The Grinch tried to steal Christmas to make space for more Jewish and Muslim voices but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
December 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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When I'm accused of naivety for thinking the world can change for the better, I use this very example.

I'm not old & in my lifetime, smoking went from absolutely everywhere, to "smoking sections", to the current reality.

It took education, new laws, & peer pressure. All of it - no silver bullet.
I lived thru the end of public smoking. Early in my career I presented to city councils who were smoking, in front of audiences who were smoking.

Smoking in restaurants, airplanes, hospitals…

All of that seems insane now, but it was very controversial when we DID change it.

We CAN change things.
It’s crazy that people used to be able to just smoke cigarettes wherever they wanted
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM