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the first Rudolph is buried in Arlington
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Thief is an amazing, life changing movie.
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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In theory Russell Brand is innocent until proven guilty of multiple rape charges, but shouldn't the fact that he's been parading around as a Born Again Evangelical Christian count as a signed confession?
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, well get out as early as you can and don’t have any kids yourself
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Work Nemesis caught me in the hall with under ten minutes left in the work day, tried to talk about some work phone bullshit. I straight up interrupted and said "That sounds like a FRIDAY PROBLEM." and walked away. Get the absolute fuck out of here.
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I've been meaning to build a new desktop for the past two years. Everything about the current market makes me think I'll be riding my 2018 Ryzen 3 for way longer than I already have had to.
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I haven't had two consecutive days off this month, and all I'm going to do with them is clean the house and do laundry and sleep in.
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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kinda weird how liens are harder to enforce if you insist on being paid in a paper check and not direct deposit, and always go to the bank and cash it instead of ever letting money hit your bank account

real weird. definitely nobody do that. too weird.
“.. More than 42 million Americans hold student loans.”

@cnbc.com
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/23/s...
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Imagine being behind the most watched 60 Minutes segment in history, but nobody profits from it because it got no ratings.
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
First Lifeforce, now Species is on?!?!? It's fucking SPACE TITTIES MONDAY
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Of COURSE the fucking try-hard who can't communicate to save his life has chosen a three day holiday week when everyone is gone and I'm fucking exhausted to decide to work with me all week.
December 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Unbelievably, it's been 25 years since we lost Kirsty MacColl yet the beauty of her music and her memory still resonate. Here's a song I wrote for her to sing in the 1995 movie 'Mad Love'.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWjl...
Kirsty MacColl - As Long As You Hold Me
YouTube video by PassionateFriend
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Your Flesh is the Conduit, Charlie Brown!
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Took me 47 years to finally catch myself vibing to a Tesla song.
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
In My Dreams by Dokken is still the pinnacle of femme harmonizing straight men.
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Happy solstice to all you round-earthers out there.
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
AI is not going to go away
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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When we demand truth and accountability.
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Wake up babe, new Epstein just dropped.
Wwe Jericho GIF
ALT: Wwe Jericho GIF
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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when the light bulb was invented, they had to go around and force everyone to use it. that's how you know AI is going to be successful too
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Usually people who are still alive don't add their own name to a MEMORIAL.
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM