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goshimpretty.bsky.social
skeleton war veteran
@goshimpretty.bsky.social
queer, neurodivergent, millennial, tired
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fat, happy, eepy
ok yes he is absolutely blasted here but how in the fuck have i never noticed those dumbo ears my god
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It Keeps Happening
oooooooooh i am getting sick of being deadnamed in work emails
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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There's so much more to come, and we're so proud of the entire book, but if I had to pick a 'for your consideration' set of 4 pages to convince you to read Weetrill, it'd be pages 29-32 🌲💛🫖
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I FUCKIN CALLED IT LMAOOOO
Y'all they really just fucking highlighted the text black in word on the redacted Epstein files. At least for the digital text files anyway. You can just fucking copy and paste it elsewhere to read it LMAO. I just tried it because I was like there's no fucking way and shit worked flawless.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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if those files were digitally redacted i feel like there’s a 50/50 chance it was done incorrectly
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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how is christmas in 4 days already, it was december 1st like an hour ago
December 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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We got quite a bit of movement yesterday- thank you everyone- you're keeping the heat on!! 🙏💚

We're at $704.64/2000

Unfortunately I still need to boost bc we're still behind, but seriously, thank you for the progress. 🫂💚
Hello again.

We didn't make November's goal, so I'm afraid I still need the same goal in December. Heating fuel, bills, feed, and groceries, still. I'm sorry I have to ask.

Still an immediate $500 goal, and $2000 for the month. Apologies.

Venmo, cashapp, Paypal:
BurdockAndBramble
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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CELEBRATION, NO SLEEPING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF SANTA'S LISTKEEPING
🎵deck my halls into pieces/this is my last noel🎵
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
open up bsky, see video of jake paul’s jaw getting broken

it’s gonna be a good day
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
asked my mom for a new weighted blanket for christmas and instead of getting rid of my old one i now have extra heavy blankets

feels good
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
if those files were digitally redacted i feel like there’s a 50/50 chance it was done incorrectly
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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a sequel:

cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
forgot i got this excellent picture before the snow last week, hello new banner image
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Sorry if this offends but I would sooner chug drain cleaner than click play on a YouTube video with some bald millennial man soyfacing next to a caption that explains the required input format for something in Excel. Microsoft needs to fucking document their shit
December 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
oooooooooh i am getting sick of being deadnamed in work emails
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Ronald Reagan was dogshit
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
love it when i browse the rude feed and immediately see someone (deservedly) getting goatse’d/pigpoopball’d
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Sounds good.
After briefing on strikes off Venezuela, Sen. Sheehy says “if we're going to question the legal process and the procedural process to target bad guys that this administration is using, then all of you better start cracking open every single Obama kinetic strike”
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
tiamat got a bath the other day so of course she had to have the resulting feathersplosion on me
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I see Wendy Carlos. I post Wendy Carlos.
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM