Grassdragon (Anonymous Internet Troll)
@grassdragon193.bsky.social
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A sad dog in a hat. RPGs, wrestling, Sonic, retro gaming. She/Her. Very late 30s. || AuDHD, Plural || Trans, Sapphic, Grey. Minors DNI. https://linktr.ee/grassdragon Profile pic by @whamber.bsky.social
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grassdragon193.bsky.social
Pinned intro post? Yes!

Hi. I'm Grassy. I'm a hobbiest TTRPG designer who loves trash and has too many OCs. Also a fluffy golden dog with a bucket hat and zero braincells.

I care too much about retro interests like pro wrestling, Sonic The Hedgehog comics, and the good Final Fantasy games.
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questfortori.bsky.social
did you know that the very first Digimon video game (Aside from the keychains) was a Sega Saturn-exclusive reimagining of the vpet keychains with a full simulated OS and internet in it?

I live for this stuff, it's SO cool
grassdragon193.bsky.social
I'm sure that still won't help him get laid.
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fiofiorello.bsky.social
(dejectedly, ashamed): yeah... that is what i meant...
a Google search for "how can a white boy make a lil palak pa--"
Google says: "did you mean how can a white boy make a *little* palak paneer?"
grassdragon193.bsky.social
The Hets just can't capture the energy of a woman who will carry you tenderly in the crook of one arm while she fist-fights a bear with the other. Rough-hewn and beautiful like an exposed cliff face.
grassdragon193.bsky.social
omg that top is killer, its putting me into a grave
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grassdragon193.bsky.social
My phone and desktop are 4 minutes apart, and I feel like that shouldn't be possible here in the age of internet time?
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rubyinnes.bsky.social
fighting my personal self promo demons to post this one but yeah. if u wanna see me be silly at pax, here's where to find me!!!
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fatapollo.bsky.social
Made it easier to share with credit
Panel from original Batman comic book, a brooding Bruce Wayne is thinking out loud: "CRIMINALS ARE A SUPERSTITIOUS COWARDLY LOT. SO MY DISGUISE MUST BE ABLE TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THEIR HEARTS. I MUST BE A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT, BLACK, TERRIBLE.. A. A..."

next to

The frog costume guy stands in opposition to ICE thugs in Portland
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psiidmon.bsky.social
Please help my friends, they frequently help me out when they can afford to and are wonderful people!
chumpersonable.bsky.social
So the good news is that rent has been taken care of.

The bad news is that after helping with that and getting groceries, I am down to 16 dollars to my name and I have no idea when I'm getting paid again.
chumpersonable.bsky.social
My partner and I have both missed a lot of work recently due to mental and physical health issues and we're facing pretty small paychecks as a result of it. I don't know exactly what the damage is yet, but any amount would help us not be late on rent for next month.

www.paypal.com/biz/profile/...
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junlper.beer
it’s so beautiful to be alive
grassdragon193.bsky.social
can't tell how many layers of post-irony this is, but yeah. Rather living than dead. Cathedrals everywhere.
grassdragon193.bsky.social
Vampires & Claymores: Roll up to 3 good D6 and bad D6. Succeed if the highest result is a good D6. Degrees of success and failure.

Hopes & Dreams: Roll up to 3 good D6, opposition rolls up to 3 bad D6. Succeed if you have a higher result. Degrees of success and failure.
grassdragon193.bsky.social
bluesky less stable than usual for anybody else?
grassdragon193.bsky.social
noticed that Hopes & Dreams and Vampires & Claymores have very similar D6 dicepool VS dicepool systems. wondering if I could smoosh them together, as an exercise in TTRPG game design.

Vampire Hopes & Claymore Dreams?
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yllande.bsky.social
Lulu 🖤 #FinalFantasyX
I kinda gave up after the belts 💦
Sooo...which Final Fantasy girl next?
grassdragon193.bsky.social
My "The site owners are not forcing me to do this" post is raising a lot of questions already answered by the post.
grassdragon193.bsky.social
bookmarking this for the next time somebody tells me trans people *have* to vote for Gavin so he'll protect them.
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sashad3ath.bsky.social
Hey gang. Sorry to have to do this again but I got hit with a big overdraft paying rent and I still need to take care of electric, Internet, and water. Please help, even just by sharing the post.

paypal.me/tknyarly
#broke #transcrowdfund #rent #mutualaid
A screenshot of a bank balance with redacted details. It reads $-51.29 My calico cat Delirium sleeping on a big pillow mountain
grassdragon193.bsky.social
I have a refurbished macbook air from that period and the typing and touchpad gestures are the best part. Wouldn't use it as a desktop replacement though.
grassdragon193.bsky.social
bluesky thanks for randomly logging me out and making me paranoid I'd gotten sussed. Exactly what I needed on a Wednesday afternoon.
grassdragon193.bsky.social
in situations like this, I've been trained by life to think "well the answer is obviously right there but I've just missed it by not reading carefully enough" and that people will get mad at me for asking. yay autism.