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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 14h

Oh, so now me being ignorant and mad is MY problem??

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 19h

Looks like they crossed out “we” and wrote “you”

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20h

Good lord.

@apnews.com

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 1d

Tragic Johnson

Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson is monumentally bad at his job. For this to be true, you have to assume that there is nothing more for Congress to do. No need for oversight. Future legislation. Hearings. Standing up to pedophiles. Just a few off the top of my head...

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 2d

No one wants to work anymore

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

SEAN DUFFY: Burbank -- zero controllers came to work. I don't support that. They should come to work. They're supposed to come to work. But ...

KILMEADE: They didn't even miss a paycheck yet. So why aren't they coming to work?

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 2d

Living individuals hate this one weird loophole!

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 2d

The U.S. Treasury shared a proposal to mint $1 Trump coins to mark America’s 250th anniversary.

But U.S. code says only deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency, a tradition dating back to efforts to break from monarchical rule. https://wapo.st/4pWsyL3

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 2d

I encourage President Trump to go big on this strategy. Young people love listening to old shits telling them to be grateful.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d

President Trump posts his first TikTok on his personal account since the election and says

“To all those young people of TikTok, I saved TikTok, so you owe me big….”

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 2d

Can your neighbor eat one of the rotisserie chickens to regain health or do they need to swallow a handful of pills from a cardboard box?

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Mom @milph.mom · 2d

Reporting from post-apocalyptic Portland:

Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.

The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.

My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 3d

Contempt for our generals and servicemen will continue until desire to shoot American civilians improves

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump is now 40 minutes late and counting. Naval cadets still standing around in total and increasingly uncomfortable silence.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 4d

Let’s compromise. We root out all bigotry against actual people and once that’s done, we can extend it to the toasters.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 5d

Smiting for thee, forgiveness for me

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 5d

Smiting and vengeance is so much easier than forgiveness and charity

Random Ralph @ralphb3rd.bsky.social · 5d

A lot of evangelicals seem to be more attracted to the vengeful God of the Old Testament than the forgiving God of the New.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 5d

Truly, they are the Lost Generation

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 5d

I have no idea what the root causes are, but Jay says people should do a poster’s strike

bsky.app/profile/jay....

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 6d

You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe you should try a poster’s strike. I earnestly think that will work.

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 6d

You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

inshallah

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

Maybe he misunderstood the concept of the government shutdown and thought he didn’t have to work. Or maybe he died.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

[sweaty] Do the chatbots from the 90s count?

The Independent @the-independent.com · 6d

Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

www.independent.co.uk

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

Getting electrocuted when they touch the door handle and you can see their bones

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 6d

It’s their planet now

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 7d

Damn. Now it really is down to us to prevent forest fires.

The Onion @theonion.com · 7d

U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety

Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 7d

This reminds me of my twitter days. For Reformation Day, I would dress up as Martin Luther Slime and try to get to 95 likes.

Here are 2017 and 2018 respectively. Unfortunately, I don’t have any other screenshots.

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 7d

Mister Pope.
You could have
saved her (the church)
I gave you all
the clues (in my tweet)

worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 7d

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Pope Leo XIV
Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal

Austin
I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social · 7d

Jim Comey: Lordy, I hope there are tapes

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