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"He's a master at being clever and counteracting the clever." -- Steve Ditko (about me, probably)
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I write dumb, vulgar shit about cool comics (and dumb comics (seldom vulgar comics)) which I pretend are reviews but are actually deep stares (too deep!) into my worthless soul.
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I’m president of my school’s young republicans club & I don’t wipe my ass
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m president of my school’s young republicans club & I don’t wipe my ass
Just rushed out and bought four of these. And some bungee cords.
AI Teddy Bear That Talked Fetishes and Knives Is Back on the Market
AI Teddy Bear That Talked Fetishes and Knives Is Back on the Market
The toymakers say they've worked out the kinks (literally) and the bear is safe to use again.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just rushed out and bought four of these. And some bungee cords.
Can't wait to break into my Advent Calendar of glory holes.
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Can't wait to break into my Advent Calendar of glory holes.
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The severed head of the creator of Hunt The Wumpus awaits re-animation in a tank in Scottsdale, Arizona
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The severed head of the creator of Hunt The Wumpus awaits re-animation in a tank in Scottsdale, Arizona
"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance." -- Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance." -- Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
An example of my eloquence and poetry:
Stranger: Can I bum a cigarette.
Me: I don't smoke.
Stranger: Right. I saw you smoking the other day.
Me: Like fuck you did.
Stranger: Can I bum a cigarette.
Me: I don't smoke.
Stranger: Right. I saw you smoking the other day.
Me: Like fuck you did.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
An example of my eloquence and poetry:
Stranger: Can I bum a cigarette.
Me: I don't smoke.
Stranger: Right. I saw you smoking the other day.
Me: Like fuck you did.
Stranger: Can I bum a cigarette.
Me: I don't smoke.
Stranger: Right. I saw you smoking the other day.
Me: Like fuck you did.
Why isn't the shark in Jaws called Jaws but the boxer in Rocky is called Rocky?
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Why isn't the shark in Jaws called Jaws but the boxer in Rocky is called Rocky?
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If this doesn’t brighten up your feed just a bit then I don’t know what.
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If this doesn’t brighten up your feed just a bit then I don’t know what.
Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea: The Newsletter #12 (February 2018):
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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea: The Newsletter #12 (Fourth Week of February 2018)
E!TACT! #12 Black Lightning: Cold, Dead Hands #4, Kick-Ass #1, Milk Wars, and Letters to Me! By Grunion Guy Black Lightning: Cold Dea...
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November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea: The Newsletter #12 (February 2018):
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I don't know why or when I saved this Turning Point USA advert to my random photos folder (probably to dunk on in a comic book review) but posting it here will probably get me in trouble even though it's just a thing they did years ago and now I'm sharing a piece of historical Internet ephemera.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don't know why or when I saved this Turning Point USA advert to my random photos folder (probably to dunk on in a comic book review) but posting it here will probably get me in trouble even though it's just a thing they did years ago and now I'm sharing a piece of historical Internet ephemera.
This question I asked Gail Simone on tumblr many, many, many years ago reads quite a bit differently now.
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This question I asked Gail Simone on tumblr many, many, many years ago reads quite a bit differently now.
Did I do this? And if so, why? Oh, random images folder, you have vexed me this day.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Did I do this? And if so, why? Oh, random images folder, you have vexed me this day.
If I had kids, they'd have to admit I was fucking cool.
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If I had kids, they'd have to admit I was fucking cool.
Me in my late 20s feeding my camera to a baby goat.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Me in my late 20s feeding my camera to a baby goat.
This guy doesn't realize that it's only because of woke that he isn't getting the shit bullied out of him on the daily.
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This guy doesn't realize that it's only because of woke that he isn't getting the shit bullied out of him on the daily.
umm. no thank you.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
umm. no thank you.
I'm the best at arguing on the Internet! (I am Lizard.)
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm the best at arguing on the Internet! (I am Lizard.)
Look, SyFy. I already wanted to fuck Lobo. You didn't have to make me super want to fuck Lobo with his appearance in Krypton.
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Look, SyFy. I already wanted to fuck Lobo. You didn't have to make me super want to fuck Lobo with his appearance in Krypton.
It's crazy how many people think the difference between good and evil is what they want to be true.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's crazy how many people think the difference between good and evil is what they want to be true.
My favorite style of art is female barbarians in bikinis cutting the heads off of giants.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My favorite style of art is female barbarians in bikinis cutting the heads off of giants.
Just reskeeting this now that Blogger has taken the adult warning off of it.
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Monster Manual with Dicks
Troll with dick Frequency: Uncommon. Thank God. No. Appearing: One is too many Armor Class: 4 (-3 penis) Move: 12" (not a penis jok...
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November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just reskeeting this now that Blogger has taken the adult warning off of it.
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There is a species of democrat that would rather spend the rest of their lives praying at the alter of any rebublican that says a negative thing about trump than devote one cent or second of their time to a progressive candidate in their own state who has been on the right side of history from jump.
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There is a species of democrat that would rather spend the rest of their lives praying at the alter of any rebublican that says a negative thing about trump than devote one cent or second of their time to a progressive candidate in their own state who has been on the right side of history from jump.