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"He's a master at being clever and counteracting the clever." -- Steve Ditko (about me, probably)
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If the brainwashing you attempted on your child doesn't survive college then you've nobody but yourself to blame. Get better at brainwashing, dimwit.
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
If the brainwashing you attempted on your child doesn't survive college then you've nobody but yourself to blame. Get better at brainwashing, dimwit.
Review of November 1992's Timber Wolf by Al Gordon and Joe Phillips. Starring the first fruit of Lobo's loins, Thrust! (as in sexual penetration. Like Crush is named after crushing that pussy):
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Timber Wolf #1 (November 1992)
Timber Wolf #1 (November 1992) By Al Gordon, Joe Phillips, John Workman Jr, and Tom McCraw Cover by Joe Phillips Edited by Mi...
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February 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Review of November 1992's Timber Wolf by Al Gordon and Joe Phillips. Starring the first fruit of Lobo's loins, Thrust! (as in sexual penetration. Like Crush is named after crushing that pussy):
tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/02/timb...
tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/02/timb...
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My trick is I leave the image on the left very visible. Baby I'm going to see everything in your game
As an avid gamer my favorite minigame is adjusting the brightness until the image on the left is barely visible, nobody is better at that than me
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 AM
My trick is I leave the image on the left very visible. Baby I'm going to see everything in your game
progressives constantly getting called out by Dems for terrible slogans but "Vote blue no matter who" was always — always — going to wind up in Democrats voting for complete and utter pieces of shit
if it's 2026 and you're already insisting everyone throw their support behind literally any idiot democrats nominate no matter what, you are telling everyone that not only do you have zero principles but that you just want to be told what to do and how to vote bc thinking for yourself is too hard
February 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
progressives constantly getting called out by Dems for terrible slogans but "Vote blue no matter who" was always — always — going to wind up in Democrats voting for complete and utter pieces of shit
Review of July 1992's Eclipso: The Darkness Within: Action Comics Annual #4 by Dan Vado and Chris Wozniak and seventeen thousand inkers:
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Eclipso: The Darkness Within: Action Comics Annual #4 (July 1992)
I'm sure Superman's mouth is full of milk and not Billy Batson's spunk. Eclipso: The Darkness Within: Action Comics Annual #4 (July 19...
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February 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Review of July 1992's Eclipso: The Darkness Within: Action Comics Annual #4 by Dan Vado and Chris Wozniak and seventeen thousand inkers:
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i feel the same way when they show ugly people in the future
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
i feel the same way when they show ugly people in the future
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What are you in for?
A second-degree "Bababooey."
A second-degree "Bababooey."
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
What are you in for?
A second-degree "Bababooey."
A second-degree "Bababooey."
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Colonisation
/ˌkɒlənʌɪˈzeɪʃn/
NOUN
The act of moving to a country, changing your name to one more easily pronounced by existing citizens, introducing food so good it's adopted as national cuisine and sustaining the health and transport infrastructure of the nation
/ˌkɒlənʌɪˈzeɪʃn/
NOUN
The act of moving to a country, changing your name to one more easily pronounced by existing citizens, introducing food so good it's adopted as national cuisine and sustaining the health and transport infrastructure of the nation
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Colonisation
/ˌkɒlənʌɪˈzeɪʃn/
NOUN
The act of moving to a country, changing your name to one more easily pronounced by existing citizens, introducing food so good it's adopted as national cuisine and sustaining the health and transport infrastructure of the nation
/ˌkɒlənʌɪˈzeɪʃn/
NOUN
The act of moving to a country, changing your name to one more easily pronounced by existing citizens, introducing food so good it's adopted as national cuisine and sustaining the health and transport infrastructure of the nation
I'm not pro child abuse but if any of y'all hear one of your kids praise Nick Fuentes, you're going to have to beat the shit out of them.
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'm not pro child abuse but if any of y'all hear one of your kids praise Nick Fuentes, you're going to have to beat the shit out of them.
RIP to one of my dream legends.
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
RIP to one of my dream legends.
Review of June 1992's Flash Annual #5 by Mark Waid, Travis Charest, and, presumably, a dog's asshole:
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Eclipso: The Darkness Within: Flash Annual #5 (June 1992)
This cover is almost a goatse! Eclipso: The Darkness Within: Flash Annual #5 (June 1992) By Mark Waid, Craig Boldman, Travis Chares...
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February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Review of June 1992's Flash Annual #5 by Mark Waid, Travis Charest, and, presumably, a dog's asshole:
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Oh sure, GOG. Trust that young people are super into heeding warnings about adult content!
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Oh sure, GOG. Trust that young people are super into heeding warnings about adult content!
My super power is being able to never again speak to long time friends or family at the slightest whiff that they're actually selfish bastards.
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
My super power is being able to never again speak to long time friends or family at the slightest whiff that they're actually selfish bastards.
my Neopets will only fuck to the Meepit Juice Break theme.
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
my Neopets will only fuck to the Meepit Juice Break theme.
I mean. One of them could have at least mentioned one of my stories or something.
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I mean. One of them could have at least mentioned one of my stories or something.
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The response to Bad Bunny's inclusion shows just how racist our society is. Racists are angry about the halftime show? Good! Everything about our society should make racists feel alienated. How do we make racists feel even more alienated from even more of society?
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Today I wrote about the racist accommodation to the racist response to Bad Bunny's Super Bowl show; the moral hazard of extending good faith to those who act in bad faith; and how alienating white bigots is actually part of the solution, not a part of the problem. www.the-reframe.com/hating-the-g...
Hating the Game
The cooperation game, the murder game, and acting in good faith with people you know are acting in bad faith.
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February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The response to Bad Bunny's inclusion shows just how racist our society is. Racists are angry about the halftime show? Good! Everything about our society should make racists feel alienated. How do we make racists feel even more alienated from even more of society?
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love watching wildlife videos of lions taking down yogurt
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
love watching wildlife videos of lions taking down yogurt
Important lesson which I learned from my dad's dad: Never drink into a black out with a loaded gun in the room.
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Important lesson which I learned from my dad's dad: Never drink into a black out with a loaded gun in the room.
The most important lesson somebody else can ever teach you is to be yourself.
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The most important lesson somebody else can ever teach you is to be yourself.
I never give good advice because just as many evil people as good people might take it.
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I never give good advice because just as many evil people as good people might take it.
Would Prince have been so popular without roller rinks?
February 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Would Prince have been so popular without roller rinks?
get out of what? I don't even know what they think reality is anymore.
February 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
get out of what? I don't even know what they think reality is anymore.