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Zionsim meritocracy can be funny like that, buying a whole news network to shore up US support for Israel and handing it to "we should make Dershowitz the face of our cause" lady lol
I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Zionsim meritocracy can be funny like that, buying a whole news network to shore up US support for Israel and handing it to "we should make Dershowitz the face of our cause" lady lol
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He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.
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This really is the best, funniest summary of this whole shitshow
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This really is the best, funniest summary of this whole shitshow
trying to meet halfway this push to assert Jewish fascism as chosen people's human right or whatever is bound to antagonize everyone and if Zohran keeps indulging it he might end up with Israel as a bigger issue than he cares to, not unlike the Dem primary dynamic except with him as the NYC mayor
It’s really disturbing to see a leader of a Jewish organization say that recruiting Americans to become favored-race settlers in an apartheid state is “who [Jews] are as a people”
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
trying to meet halfway this push to assert Jewish fascism as chosen people's human right or whatever is bound to antagonize everyone and if Zohran keeps indulging it he might end up with Israel as a bigger issue than he cares to, not unlike the Dem primary dynamic except with him as the NYC mayor
Trump sees Rubio as his errand boy. Witkoff was recently caught using Twitter like they're supposed to use Signal instead of USG comms so this leak is prob intel and likely not even US...who knows how many countries knew about this latest Russia fed "peace plan" bf anyone bothered to tell Rubio lol
Someone (Rubio?) is MEGA pissed at the Ukraine peace plan situation if they leaked a full on *recording* of this Witkoff call (with transcript, lol).
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Trump sees Rubio as his errand boy. Witkoff was recently caught using Twitter like they're supposed to use Signal instead of USG comms so this leak is prob intel and likely not even US...who knows how many countries knew about this latest Russia fed "peace plan" bf anyone bothered to tell Rubio lol
you gotta hate laugh at the ridiculousness of it, such an indictment of American politics that a uniquely unpopular scheming crook who isn't even interested in being president as in running the US empire or even just basic governing got elected twice and it's Scheming Vizier Inc up the wazoo
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
you gotta hate laugh at the ridiculousness of it, such an indictment of American politics that a uniquely unpopular scheming crook who isn't even interested in being president as in running the US empire or even just basic governing got elected twice and it's Scheming Vizier Inc up the wazoo
One Trope After Another
⚡️ In a new Drop Site investigation, Ryan Grim and Murtaza Hussain reveal that Jeffrey Epstein quietly helped Alan Dershowitz orchestrate the smear campaign against John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt’s 2006 paper “The Israel Lobby,” newly obtained emails show.
The scholars had argued in the paper...
The scholars had argued in the paper...
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One Trope After Another
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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
the omnicause discourse was so fun
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
the omnicause discourse was so fun
Bernie is the most popular politician in America, could probably end Schumer's leadership with a tweet. this politburo type thing a year after losing another election to Trump for good causes like Israel is weak af.
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Bernie is the most popular politician in America, could probably end Schumer's leadership with a tweet. this politburo type thing a year after losing another election to Trump for good causes like Israel is weak af.
this makes sense because unlike goats sheep mate for life and only breed with their significant other
This is actually really cool. This is a farmer who rescues sheep that would otherwise be culled because the can't be breezed, and donates profits to queer charities
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
this makes sense because unlike goats sheep mate for life and only breed with their significant other
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One of my favorite takes on this website by the Ball Knowers was that the year plus of cracking down on anti-genocide youth movements in this country, on campuses and otherwise, had no effects whatsoever on turnouts come November nor in general for mobilization etc. Goldfish levels of myopia.
I think @brendannyhan.bsky.social is exactly right in this piece, but I’d go one step further here. Elites very explicitly told young people to sit down and shut up. Society punished them for standing up for their beliefs, and targeted and vilified the organizers. Now we need need them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
One of my favorite takes on this website by the Ball Knowers was that the year plus of cracking down on anti-genocide youth movements in this country, on campuses and otherwise, had no effects whatsoever on turnouts come November nor in general for mobilization etc. Goldfish levels of myopia.
guy who started mastering the rest of the world since he was an elementary kid in the 60s might have never found out he was Serbian had Yugoslavia not broken up out of the blue in 1992
Branko Milanovic in @equatormag.bsky.social sums up the parochialism often hiding behind non-aligned & non-critical Yugosplaining — his growing up in Yugoslavia meant Nasser and Ben Bella were "formative influences", but his analysis says Christian Greco-Romans were the first global civilization 🙈
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
guy who started mastering the rest of the world since he was an elementary kid in the 60s might have never found out he was Serbian had Yugoslavia not broken up out of the blue in 1992
can't believe that was Joe Biden's alt
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
can't believe that was Joe Biden's alt
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Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
no one else can exactly pull off Israel in this regard but still funny how Russia got what they wanted - even less US support for Ukraine with Trump - and now they're like but that shouldn't mean diminished US leverage to force Ukraine to "peace plans" we cook up with Witkoff and leak via Ravid! lol
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
no one else can exactly pull off Israel in this regard but still funny how Russia got what they wanted - even less US support for Ukraine with Trump - and now they're like but that shouldn't mean diminished US leverage to force Ukraine to "peace plans" we cook up with Witkoff and leak via Ravid! lol
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
Musk incentivized the hell out of it by making Twitter verification something anyone could purchase and monetize and it's now rolling out this feature that exposes this but it's not necessarily accurate either
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Musk incentivized the hell out of it by making Twitter verification something anyone could purchase and monetize and it's now rolling out this feature that exposes this but it's not necessarily accurate either
Obama doing significantly more deportations than Bush didn't factor one bit in these "Democrats want to replace us" narratives a decade ago..go figure Harris sticking with Biden's "tougher on the border crisis than Trump" shtick didn't win the election pandering to this constituency, all 50 of them
Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Obama doing significantly more deportations than Bush didn't factor one bit in these "Democrats want to replace us" narratives a decade ago..go figure Harris sticking with Biden's "tougher on the border crisis than Trump" shtick didn't win the election pandering to this constituency, all 50 of them
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truly an incredible bit to have this be on the about page of your website that exclusively consists of weekly videos of you talking to steve schmidt and a serialized recounting of the most humiliating things you can remember about your ex
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
truly an incredible bit to have this be on the about page of your website that exclusively consists of weekly videos of you talking to steve schmidt and a serialized recounting of the most humiliating things you can remember about your ex
chief speechwriter for Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign, per Wiki was offered senior speechwriter for Obama days after Clinton conceded.
her CV starts with "Sarah Hurwitz built a career finding just the right words"
her CV starts with "Sarah Hurwitz built a career finding just the right words"
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
chief speechwriter for Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign, per Wiki was offered senior speechwriter for Obama days after Clinton conceded.
her CV starts with "Sarah Hurwitz built a career finding just the right words"
her CV starts with "Sarah Hurwitz built a career finding just the right words"
as others have pointed out, even Netanyahu beat mainstream US media in acknowledging the Epstein-Israel stories (posting a Jacobin article that cites DropSite lol)
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
as others have pointed out, even Netanyahu beat mainstream US media in acknowledging the Epstein-Israel stories (posting a Jacobin article that cites DropSite lol)
showdown with socialism
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
showdown with socialism
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
t's a funny bit to just make stuff up for a book like Lea Ypi's Free and then also widely exaggerate anyone from Albania saying there's so much made up stuff like you're being mobbed by your native country's barbarians for your philosophical truth or whatever lol
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
t's a funny bit to just make stuff up for a book like Lea Ypi's Free and then also widely exaggerate anyone from Albania saying there's so much made up stuff like you're being mobbed by your native country's barbarians for your philosophical truth or whatever lol