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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
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That joke is funnier than anything Maher has said in the last 30 years and I'm being nice.
January 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
That joke is funnier than anything Maher has said in the last 30 years and I'm being nice.
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There's no reason for ICE agents to have guns. Nobody is shooting at them.
January 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
There's no reason for ICE agents to have guns. Nobody is shooting at them.
It’s incredibly hard to accept that something you’ve been doing is wrong. That you might be in a better place in life if you’d simply done things differently
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It’s incredibly hard to accept that something you’ve been doing is wrong. That you might be in a better place in life if you’d simply done things differently
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I am actually pretty serious here, there's something deep and psychological that happens when you hear people you respect suggest you might be doing something which could hurt you and if there's one thing the right understands it's when that button is getting pressed and how to press it harder.
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I am actually pretty serious here, there's something deep and psychological that happens when you hear people you respect suggest you might be doing something which could hurt you and if there's one thing the right understands it's when that button is getting pressed and how to press it harder.
But that wasn’t the *same* ice cream shop
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
But that wasn’t the *same* ice cream shop
But it wasn’t the *same* river
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
But it wasn’t the *same* river
Sure, but not the SAME river
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Sure, but not the SAME river
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I hope Bluesky becomes what Twitter once was, but it won't, because nothing will. We cannot step in the same river twice.
January 12, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I hope Bluesky becomes what Twitter once was, but it won't, because nothing will. We cannot step in the same river twice.
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Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes
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“The woman and her friend”
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 6:55 AM
“The woman and her friend”
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I don’t see how this country survives until 2029 unless Trump is impeached and removed. This level of lawless malice is not sustainable. What fresh horrors await us this week?
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I don’t see how this country survives until 2029 unless Trump is impeached and removed. This level of lawless malice is not sustainable. What fresh horrors await us this week?
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Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
Everything must come to an end someday.
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Everything must come to an end someday.
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We are Jerome Powell. We carry the flame.
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
We are Jerome Powell. We carry the flame.
I guess they just see protesting as complaining about stuff instead of an effort to change things. I guess they really can’t imagine someone doing something for any reason other than trying to bolster their own image
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I guess they just see protesting as complaining about stuff instead of an effort to change things. I guess they really can’t imagine someone doing something for any reason other than trying to bolster their own image
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the last year has been one long exercise in finding out who has principles and who is a spineless worm fit only to wriggle in the dirt.
we have been way too tolerant of cowards: we should be demanding that far more people in power who claim to be against the murderous evil of MAGA meet the standard currently being demonstrated by Jerome Fucking Powell
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
the last year has been one long exercise in finding out who has principles and who is a spineless worm fit only to wriggle in the dirt.
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Woke is when a woman of color
This person analyzes american politics for a living
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January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Woke is when a woman of color
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The entire ideology behind ICE’s existence is also incompatible with the ability for people in the U.S. to live and thrive
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The entire ideology behind ICE’s existence is also incompatible with the ability for people in the U.S. to live and thrive
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Anne Frank, 1943:
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Anne Frank, 1943:
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The conservative rhetoric around protecting women makes more sense once you understand that victims exist purely as a hypothetical for them. Once a victim actually claims the label, they become a threat. This is also why they prefer dead women to living victims.
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The conservative rhetoric around protecting women makes more sense once you understand that victims exist purely as a hypothetical for them. Once a victim actually claims the label, they become a threat. This is also why they prefer dead women to living victims.
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I am accidentally researching a topic that finance bros are into and I cannot believe there is a single human alive dumb enough to listen to finance bros. Holy crap how does that industry exist scammers on scammers on dumbass scammers.
January 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I am accidentally researching a topic that finance bros are into and I cannot believe there is a single human alive dumb enough to listen to finance bros. Holy crap how does that industry exist scammers on scammers on dumbass scammers.