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Queer as in fuck you. Ugly bag of mostly water. Can pick up a boulder with relative ease.
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hansmoletran.bsky.social
Since everybody is talkin baseball, here's a dumb DS9 comic I made in 2013 using Ryan North's dialogue from a 2011 Dinosaur Comic.
The scene from DS9 pilot where Sisko explains baseball to the wormhole aliens, formatted as a comic page. The title is Linear Existence as She is Played.

Sisko: You and your friends stand in a field, alone, too far away to really talk to each other.

You wait there while someone else's friends line up and take turns hitting balls at you.

And it's not like they're soft. They're really hard. You can catch them if you want.

If you catch the ball, then they don't get a point, nothing changes, and we've all been wasting our time.

If you DON'T catch the ball, then they get to run in a big circle and get some points based on how much of a circle they ran in.

A full circle is worth a whopping one point!

Oh. Also, no fractional points are awarded. Have fun, you guys!

Wormhole alien: This doesn't sound like a very interesting game.

Sisko: Hah! Oh, wormhole alien. Baseball isn't played because it's INTERESTING.

Baseball is played because without darkness we would not appreciate the light: without sorrow, we would not appreciate joy.

Baseball makes us savour life and reminds us to treasure every second we have in this beautiful galaxy, because such moments may never come again.

Baseball is played, my dear friend, because without it we would not appreciate the times when we don't have to play baseball.
hansmoletran.bsky.social
I strongly believe that Chocobo Jesus is just Chocobocolina
hansmoletran.bsky.social
*big hugs* I'm so sorry that happened to you and for everything you're going through now
hansmoletran.bsky.social
There's three years to find a candidate who won't gleefully throw human rights on the pyre
hansmoletran.bsky.social
I don't understand why they get so deranged about this guy three years out from the next election
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hansmoletran.bsky.social
Please help out Lilith if you can spare anything ❤️ #mutualaid
hansmoletran.bsky.social
sounds like a horseshit system, dog
aaron.bsky.team
It's an automated system, so unfortunately this is an error that gets made surprisingly often with prosthetics.
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spookycutewitch.bsky.social
Our pal’s been through the wringer for a while now. If you can spare anything, help them get something nice for themselves 💜