Jeffrey Cranor
@happierman.bsky.social
podcast-maker: Night Vale, Unlicensed, Within the Wires, Random Horror 9
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Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge https://theonion.com/disney-exec-reminds-toddler-only-ip-goes-on-fridge/
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge https://theonion.com/disney-exec-reminds-toddler-only-ip-goes-on-fridge/
you don't need to watch the movie. please, just listen to this episode. the most i've laughed in a while
What are we even doing?
📽 THE SWARM (1978)
🎲 MOTHER NATURE
🎲 1970's
🎙 @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
#RandomHorror9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #RNGHPN9 #theswarm
📽 THE SWARM (1978)
🎲 MOTHER NATURE
🎲 1970's
🎙 @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
#RandomHorror9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #RNGHPN9 #theswarm
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
you don't need to watch the movie. please, just listen to this episode. the most i've laughed in a while
girl, you're not reading that. stop playing
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
girl, you're not reading that. stop playing
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Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!
me at tsa: do i have to remove electronics?
tsa: what do you have?
me: a laptop, two tablets, two phones, and a nintendo switch
tsa: no. you're good.
tsa: what do you have?
me: a laptop, two tablets, two phones, and a nintendo switch
tsa: no. you're good.
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
me at tsa: do i have to remove electronics?
tsa: what do you have?
me: a laptop, two tablets, two phones, and a nintendo switch
tsa: no. you're good.
tsa: what do you have?
me: a laptop, two tablets, two phones, and a nintendo switch
tsa: no. you're good.
why is a Roman solider the mascot for American Express?
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
why is a Roman solider the mascot for American Express?
because i love art, i only stay at the towneplace suites by marriott in meridian, idaho
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
because i love art, i only stay at the towneplace suites by marriott in meridian, idaho
nearly 11 years since this masterpiece
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
nearly 11 years since this masterpiece
we finally get to talk about this disgusting and amazing movie. live! patreon! sunday! 5 bucks
Join @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social this Sunday, January 11th at 3pm Eastern for the 2025 body horror fairy tale THE UGLY STEPSISTER.... only on the #randomhorror9 Patreon!
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
we finally get to talk about this disgusting and amazing movie. live! patreon! sunday! 5 bucks
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Finally listening to the 10th & final season. When people ask about my boundless love for fiction podcasts Within the Wires is the first thing I mention. I’ll miss this show dearly. Congratulations to @j9andif.bsky.social & @happierman.bsky.social for creating such a rich, engaging story and world.
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Finally listening to the 10th & final season. When people ask about my boundless love for fiction podcasts Within the Wires is the first thing I mention. I’ll miss this show dearly. Congratulations to @j9andif.bsky.social & @happierman.bsky.social for creating such a rich, engaging story and world.
when your girl tells you the knicks will win the nba cup
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
when your girl tells you the knicks will win the nba cup
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It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people
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I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
well, google AI already knows this is going 18
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
well, google AI already knows this is going 18
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"It costs nothing to be kind!"
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"It costs nothing to be kind!"
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
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nightmare on elm street 3 (1987)
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
nightmare on elm street 3 (1987)
the thing about being a protester for Antifa™️ is the pay is great. nice benefits. just a few weekends a year. but is it a career? or just a job?
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the thing about being a protester for Antifa™️ is the pay is great. nice benefits. just a few weekends a year. but is it a career? or just a job?
Kosciuszko Bridge. it's pronounced "loo-uh-ville"
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Kosciuszko Bridge. it's pronounced "loo-uh-ville"
according to AI, it is not a scorigami bc a completely unrelated score once happened
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
according to AI, it is not a scorigami bc a completely unrelated score once happened
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Who is your favorite USA Up All Night host?
@cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social, @happierman.bsky.social and Alex talked about USA Up All Night (we love you, Gilbert and Rhonda!) and Lamberto Bava's Demons (1985, co-written by Dario Argento) on the latest episode of You Are Good.
@cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social, @happierman.bsky.social and Alex talked about USA Up All Night (we love you, Gilbert and Rhonda!) and Lamberto Bava's Demons (1985, co-written by Dario Argento) on the latest episode of You Are Good.
September 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Who is your favorite USA Up All Night host?
@cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social, @happierman.bsky.social and Alex talked about USA Up All Night (we love you, Gilbert and Rhonda!) and Lamberto Bava's Demons (1985, co-written by Dario Argento) on the latest episode of You Are Good.
@cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social, @happierman.bsky.social and Alex talked about USA Up All Night (we love you, Gilbert and Rhonda!) and Lamberto Bava's Demons (1985, co-written by Dario Argento) on the latest episode of You Are Good.
wanna hear me and cecil get giddy about DEMONS again? you should listen to the newest episode of You Are Good (and subscribe!) it's a go-to movie podcast for me
NEW EPISODE! "Hey Hot Dog, next time let's rip off a Ferrari. This heap's got no class." This is an actual line from this actual movie! Jeffrey Cranor, Cecil Baldwin and Alex take their classless heap down to the demonic theater and shower Demons [1985] with gallons of goopy love.
September 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
wanna hear me and cecil get giddy about DEMONS again? you should listen to the newest episode of You Are Good (and subscribe!) it's a go-to movie podcast for me
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Murder Night in Blood Forest last night in Atlanta! So fun. Night Vale does a great job of live podcasts that are standalone stories. Pedant question: is the killer more of a spree killer and less of a serial killer? @nightvaleradio.bsky.social @happierman.bsky.social @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Murder Night in Blood Forest last night in Atlanta! So fun. Night Vale does a great job of live podcasts that are standalone stories. Pedant question: is the killer more of a spree killer and less of a serial killer? @nightvaleradio.bsky.social @happierman.bsky.social @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
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Every fourth woman used to be tiny. Not anymore, thanks to woke
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Every fourth woman used to be tiny. Not anymore, thanks to woke