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Christian, Pan, Mainer, she/her
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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I was going to write a post about how Seahawks Patriots was a battle between good and evil because the Patriots private jet flew people to Guantanamo and then I discovered a COMPLETLEY UNRELATED CASE of a different Patriots jet doing deportation flights to Honduras!

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 26, 2026 at 4:31 AM
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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I see no other reason to consider this day special. This is enough.
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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wait wait wait ...

TUMBLR.

THE PORN BAN GUY FROM TUMBLR IS GOING TO RUN THE WASHINGTON POST.

Look I've been pushing back on the idea that Bezos is intentionally sabotaging the paper but COME ON this is a man who thought he could just take the boobs and dicks off of *Tumblr.*
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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This groundhog based weather prediction system seems highly suspect
February 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way
January 24, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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I may have a stroke.

Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”

A PROTESTant.

I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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this is a small thing but it would be nice to feel good about paying taxes. i would like to write a check to the government and think about kids going to school and freshly paved roads not all the death squads my income helps fund.
The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for ICE agents to kill a 37-year-old nurse, who was only there because another ICE agent killed a 37-year-old mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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“When I say bush league, I mean bush league,” Joyce said. “We don’t do that as law enforcement officers.”

www.pressherald.com/2026/01/22/c...
Cumberland County sheriff: ICE arrest of corrections officer was ‘bush league’
Kevin Joyce said the officer, who was detained Wednesday night in Portland by several agents, has a 'squeaky clean' record.
www.pressherald.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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It's funny seeing people outside the US knowing of like, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches only through tv, forming their own Turkish delight fantasies for years before actually trying it.

"Oh my God I finally found it I found fluffernutter and a can of cheez whiz I will taste god tonight"
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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You might be having a hard day, but at least you're not a pathetic loser no one likes who agreed to ruin lives, murder strangers, and eat shit over and over again on frozen sidewalks, all in return for a paycheck you'll never be able to spend because you get booed out of any business you enter.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Open enrollment for health insurance through the marketplace ends Jan. 15 and help is still available for Mainers unsure of which plan to choose. Healthcare navigators said it is important to get coverage despite the uncertain future of enhanced tax credits.

Read the full story at the link below.
With two days to ACA enrollment deadline, many Mainers uncertain - Maine Beacon
Open enrollment for health insurance through the CoverME.gov website ends Jan. 15 and help is still available for Mainers unsure of which plan to choose. Trained marketplace navigators said it is impo...
mainebeacon.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Obviously the Smithsonian shouldn’t hand over anything but also it’s a bit rich for the White House to be acting like deadlines for producing documents are important to them
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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"The same house of worship, in northeast Jackson, was bombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because its rabbi supported civil rights..."

mississippitoday.org/2026/01/10/f...
Predawn fire reduces parts of Mississippi's largest synagogue to charred ruins - Mississippi Today
A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil rights...
mississippitoday.org
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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i’ve made banana bread twice since i impulse purchased this wildflower patterned loaf pan and i can say it was not a mistake. this sparks joy. look at my cheerful loaf. can’t be sad looking at a loaf like that.
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Hocky romance show used I'll Believe in Anything in a wonderful scene. It made me nostalgic for the times in my early 20s that I scream sang it while dancing around.I didn't own many CDs or go to many concerts then but I owned Apologies to the Queen Mary and was at the concert this video is from
Wolf Parade: I'll Believe in Anything - Port City Music Hall (Portland, ME) 7.11.2010
YouTube video by Chris Van Slyke
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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The Pitt is incredible as proof you can be very middlebrow and very engaging at the same time. So much prestige TV relies on like novelistic subtext or tons of mythology and lore but The Pitt is just like No. You will watch this hot doctor competency porn and you will love it so much
January 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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It has been an obvious, sometimes even almost stated project of Trump 2.0 to engineer a redo of the post George Floyd protests of 2020, this time with much more state violence. And now a federal agent has shot and killed a woman in a car at point blank range a mile from where Floyd was murdered.
January 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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And opposing the Iraq war was not some sort of endorsement of Saddam or his actions. People tried to play that card back then, and they're trying it again with Maduro.
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Trump’s decision to apprehend Nicolás Maduro is a stunning abuse of power and a clear violation of the Constitution and international law. Just weeks ago, his own Cabinet told Congress this wasn’t about regime change.

That was clearly a lie.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM