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The Onion, 23 years ago.

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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Zoolander and Royal Tenenbaums. My girlfriend and I were the only ones laughing.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Mark my words: the "new" health care plan is going to basically be ACA but repackaged and renamed "Trumpcare". www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
GOP moves to let Obamacare subsidies expire as Trump promises ‘money to the people’
As the president rails against insurance companies, other Republicans say allowing a subsidy lapse is “not acceptable.”
www.politico.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Will he be able to defend this title? That's the real question.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Almost anything that happens in the news, there is a Simpsons clip that will relate to it
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The FIFA Piece of Shit Prize
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"want it too much"
"compete too hard"
"are too passionate"
"have too much depth"
"are too effective at set pieces"

Yeah we're too fuggin good mate. Why don't you deal with it while fuggin all the entire way off.
What the fuck does “want it too much” mean lmao
Liverpool are an absolute dumpster fire at present. A downfall of monumental proportions. There is so much to discuss you could write a book on it.

​However, this MF wants to talk about how Arsenal could lose the title, with a ridiculous hot take. Focus on your own flames, you wasteman! 🥴
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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One of many great things about Declan Rice is that I can use “club-record signing” proudly, rather than solely as implied criticism.
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Arsenal now hold the record at 108 games. The last team to score three times in a game against the Gunners was Luton on 5th December 2023 - two years ago tomorrow.
If Arsenal concede fewer than three goals against Chelsea, they will equal the record of 107 straight games in all competitions without conceding three goals in a match set by an English club (Man Utd October 2016 to August 2018).

#CHEARS
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Friend of a friend's son in the Bureau says it's a horrible place to work now and the Pedo in Chief 100% was not shot in the ear.
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Why isn’t there more being said about Chelsea’s 6th RED CARD of the season? Why isn’t it ‘ill disciplined & over emotional Chelsea lose chance at home to make up ground on weakened Arsenal’? They were the better Team before the red, home advan & Caicedo cost them a potential win. That’s the story.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
But we're at war with "drugs" and "terrorists" so if we label someone a "narcoterrorist" we can do whatever we want to them... right?
This is all true but

1) under no definition are we currently at war with Venezuela under domestic US law

2) since we aren’t, the initial strike was just as much a murder as the follow up

The failure to understand this by a huge range of actors is really driving me up the wall.
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.

If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.

It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"I doubt he's dumb enough to murder someone that obviously."
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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The amount of people who just want to suck all the joy out of football is so aggrivating. Every Arsenal fan is keenly aware that titles aren’t handed out in November. But we’re watching our team blossom into something truly special. So yeah, we’re gonna enjoy it. So kindly fuck off.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Thank you @bsky.app for adding the bookmark feature.
Arsenal are basically Greece 2004, they will have their moment and everyone will work it out and we can move on. For now we have to put up with it. This time next year it will all be over.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Two things: 1. Love Ricky flying into the bench after Eze's 3rd and the 4th official having to tell him to get back on the pitch, 2. Does Mik practice 4-man hugging with his coaches?
Is there anything better than Arsenal bench cam? 🙌🏾
link.arsenal.com/BzRZj2IfAYb
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November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Fun fact: Arsenal aren’t unbeaten this season, but Leandro Trossard is. He didn’t play against Liverpool, and he hasn’t lost a match with Belgium.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Arsenal Compared to Corresponding Fixtures Last Season
Points: +7 (29 vs 22)
xG: -1.4 (20.8 vs 22.2)
G: -2 (24 vs 26)
xGA: -4.3 (6.1 vs 10.4)
GA: -7.0 (6 vs 13)
xG Dif: +2.9 (14.7 vs 11.8)
G Dif: +5 (18 vs 13)
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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GET IN EARLY. The club asks everyone to be in their seats by 4.15 today. Bit of a show is promised!!! @Arsenal @arseblog #nld #Emirates #northlondonforever
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM