Hazzard
@hazzardwolf.bsky.social
Wolf/Thylacine hybrid, shapeshifting slime thingy. Furry since 2001, weird nerdy animal-person since birth. ΘΔ
Warning! NSFW artist with many kinks. 🔞 No minors! 🔞
Bi 🏳️🌈, taken 💙❤️, he/him 🏳️⚧️
Warning! NSFW artist with many kinks. 🔞 No minors! 🔞
Bi 🏳️🌈, taken 💙❤️, he/him 🏳️⚧️
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Happy Thanksgiving from @zarcmoo.bsky.social and I! I used magic to turn her into the main course, but she seems to be enjoying her transformation! Oh well, how could you eat a face like that?
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from @zarcmoo.bsky.social and I! I used magic to turn her into the main course, but she seems to be enjoying her transformation! Oh well, how could you eat a face like that?
I'm thankful for my friends, and for everyone who still puts up with me. I know it hasn't been easy. Thank you. 💙
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm thankful for my friends, and for everyone who still puts up with me. I know it hasn't been easy. Thank you. 💙
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
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I still can’t figure out how inflatable furries talked NYC into giving their kink an entire parade?!? 🎈
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I still can’t figure out how inflatable furries talked NYC into giving their kink an entire parade?!? 🎈
"Mr Fantasy" is something they just made up, right? There's no way this is a real celebrity...
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Mr Fantasy" is something they just made up, right? There's no way this is a real celebrity...
I do like that fringe is back in fashion. The clothing kind, not the hair kind.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I do like that fringe is back in fashion. The clothing kind, not the hair kind.
They should have hired a furry to design those suits.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
They should have hired a furry to design those suits.
Shaggy only exists on holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Shaggy only exists on holidays.
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happy thanksgiving and don't be a litterbug
was listening to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" while drawing the lineart haha
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
happy thanksgiving and don't be a litterbug
I haven't watched Kpop Demon Hunters but that tiger is really cute.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I haven't watched Kpop Demon Hunters but that tiger is really cute.
The TV parade coverage isn't enough for me these days. They skip so much so they can show more ads. The last couple years I've been simultaneously watching live coverage on youtube from someone on the ground.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The TV parade coverage isn't enough for me these days. They skip so much so they can show more ads. The last couple years I've been simultaneously watching live coverage on youtube from someone on the ground.
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This is certainly a color palette that I would have never chosen had I not seen that spotted faux fur, I mean, what a combination right? Dusty rose, bluish purple, mango, and of all things, chartreuse?? but boy did I end up loving this color combo
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is certainly a color palette that I would have never chosen had I not seen that spotted faux fur, I mean, what a combination right? Dusty rose, bluish purple, mango, and of all things, chartreuse?? but boy did I end up loving this color combo
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drew a Thanksgiving hand turkey
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
drew a Thanksgiving hand turkey
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i started a project based around unintentional self-portraits found within eBay listings:
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lily.museum/mirror-of-tr...
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i started a project based around unintentional self-portraits found within eBay listings:
lily.museum/mirror-of-tr...
lily.museum/mirror-of-tr...
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November 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
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Dear CEO of Macy's,
I think we need more exciting balloons in the Thanksgiving Parade this year. Perhaps you would consider one of my fursona? He is colorful and friendly and happy and everyone loves him. 😊
I have enclosed a sketch.
Sincerely,
Xydexx Unicorn
I think we need more exciting balloons in the Thanksgiving Parade this year. Perhaps you would consider one of my fursona? He is colorful and friendly and happy and everyone loves him. 😊
I have enclosed a sketch.
Sincerely,
Xydexx Unicorn
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Dear CEO of Macy's,
I think we need more exciting balloons in the Thanksgiving Parade this year. Perhaps you would consider one of my fursona? He is colorful and friendly and happy and everyone loves him. 😊
I have enclosed a sketch.
Sincerely,
Xydexx Unicorn
I think we need more exciting balloons in the Thanksgiving Parade this year. Perhaps you would consider one of my fursona? He is colorful and friendly and happy and everyone loves him. 😊
I have enclosed a sketch.
Sincerely,
Xydexx Unicorn
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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please take care & remember:
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
EDs/heroin chic is back in fashion globally, as an elder millennial that lived through this all before take care of yourselves out there. Maybe enjoy music without the visuals or just start clicking away from all scary-thin pics the algo is serving up to everyone.
Take care of yourselves 🤍
Take care of yourselves 🤍
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
please take care & remember:
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
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1st attempt. 'Blonde Skunk' has been on my mind for months, but I'm not sure where I can take this design! Lots of exploration to do, but this was a cute drawing to make!
October 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
1st attempt. 'Blonde Skunk' has been on my mind for months, but I'm not sure where I can take this design! Lots of exploration to do, but this was a cute drawing to make!
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