Hellerbee
@hellerbee.bsky.social
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"How does it not know what it is?"
"How does it not know what it is?"
We have suffered too long under the tyranny of the so-called "saint" Nick.
just waiting for this dumbass to say that we’re coming for the North Pole next
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
We have suffered too long under the tyranny of the so-called "saint" Nick.
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
Directing the local community production of A Christmas Carol this year and my patience is starting to wear thin.
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Directing the local community production of A Christmas Carol this year and my patience is starting to wear thin.
Tread softly, if you say it you agree with it
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Are you fucking kidding me, Eileen?
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Are you fucking kidding me, Eileen?
Can you believe Musk doesn't even have a favorite Homestuck character?
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can you believe Musk doesn't even have a favorite Homestuck character?
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Video game where you are a pair of ragdoll cats who must heist a mystical Egyptian cat statue from the British Museum.
You have to stake out the place, figure out a plan, execute it flawlessly etc. While being cats.
You have to stake out the place, figure out a plan, execute it flawlessly etc. While being cats.
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Video game where you are a pair of ragdoll cats who must heist a mystical Egyptian cat statue from the British Museum.
You have to stake out the place, figure out a plan, execute it flawlessly etc. While being cats.
You have to stake out the place, figure out a plan, execute it flawlessly etc. While being cats.
The Soup will continue until morale improves.
soup of the day: a dairy free and gluten free contender playswellwithbutter.com/vegan-lentil...
October 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Soup will continue until morale improves.
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So he sez to me, he sez, "I'm a leg man."
Hahaha, I love this photo of a snake nerd researcher from the Phoenix Herpetological Society using a fake leg to step on rattlesnakes & see how likely they are to bite. He "stepped" on 175 of them, and was bitten by only SIX. Snakes desperately want to just get away! 🐍🧪
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August 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
So he sez to me, he sez, "I'm a leg man."
Smart move.
My boss is a nice guy, but when they were handing out brains, he took a hard pass.
August 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Smart move.
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Idk sorry I was just burned by this shit before. Was told witches couldn’t follow me into a graveyard, was chased by witches into a graveyard, found a totally different set of witches already in the fucking graveyard smoking cigs and laughing
June 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Idk sorry I was just burned by this shit before. Was told witches couldn’t follow me into a graveyard, was chased by witches into a graveyard, found a totally different set of witches already in the fucking graveyard smoking cigs and laughing
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good christ i would just walk straight into the woods and never come back
I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
good christ i would just walk straight into the woods and never come back
The quality of my hallucinations leaves something to be desired. Is that my fault?
June 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The quality of my hallucinations leaves something to be desired. Is that my fault?
@jordanshiveley.bsky.social hit the big time!
And by that I mean a guest appearance on...
@midnightpals.bsky.social !
And by that I mean a guest appearance on...
@midnightpals.bsky.social !
June 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@jordanshiveley.bsky.social hit the big time!
And by that I mean a guest appearance on...
@midnightpals.bsky.social !
And by that I mean a guest appearance on...
@midnightpals.bsky.social !
When I say "Cock fighting" this is what I mean
June 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We have always been at war with Fantasia.
May 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We have always been at war with Fantasia.
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[Mythology News]
Hydra: Time for the weather
Cerberus: Pellets of frozen rain shall fall from the sky.
Hydra: What?
Cerberus: Hail, hydra.
Hydra: Time for the weather
Cerberus: Pellets of frozen rain shall fall from the sky.
Hydra: What?
Cerberus: Hail, hydra.
April 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
[Mythology News]
Hydra: Time for the weather
Cerberus: Pellets of frozen rain shall fall from the sky.
Hydra: What?
Cerberus: Hail, hydra.
Hydra: Time for the weather
Cerberus: Pellets of frozen rain shall fall from the sky.
Hydra: What?
Cerberus: Hail, hydra.
Community Note: He has purchased the M3GAN for himself.
I have decided not to purchase my daughter a M3GAN
April 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Community Note: He has purchased the M3GAN for himself.
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New phone Houthis?
March 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
New phone Houthis?
