Helena Brown
@hellmark.org
Jack of all trades. Certified geek. They/them.
@[email protected] on mastodon
@hellmark on the dead bird site
@[email protected] on mastodon
@hellmark on the dead bird site
Been doodling in Inkscape last few days, coming up with a stylized cartoony selfie.
And just so you know, yes, I really do have a cheerleader uniform like in @badambulist.bsky.social 's When You Fell From Heaven series. Legit uniform for Vista Primavera High, no discount Party City costume.
And just so you know, yes, I really do have a cheerleader uniform like in @badambulist.bsky.social 's When You Fell From Heaven series. Legit uniform for Vista Primavera High, no discount Party City costume.
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Been doodling in Inkscape last few days, coming up with a stylized cartoony selfie.
And just so you know, yes, I really do have a cheerleader uniform like in @badambulist.bsky.social 's When You Fell From Heaven series. Legit uniform for Vista Primavera High, no discount Party City costume.
And just so you know, yes, I really do have a cheerleader uniform like in @badambulist.bsky.social 's When You Fell From Heaven series. Legit uniform for Vista Primavera High, no discount Party City costume.
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Trans Rights are Human Rights. 🏳️⚧️ ❤️ 🦩
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Trans Rights are Human Rights. 🏳️⚧️ ❤️ 🦩
Proud to be the 50th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Trans in the Machine: Chronicling the New Cyberpunk Canon! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
Trans in the Machine: Chronicling the New Cyberpunk Canon
A first of its kind exploration of transness in cyberpunk. Putting Trans+ voices front and centre, this academic yet accessible book will feature interviews from dozens of creatives and media experts....
www.backerkit.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Proud to be the 50th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Trans in the Machine: Chronicling the New Cyberpunk Canon! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
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Holy hell, what a photo.
Los Angeles, CA -
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
January 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Holy hell, what a photo.
With everything going on. This is so apt.
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
With everything going on. This is so apt.
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'venezuela is a distraction from the epsein files'
yo two things can be true simultaneously
1: donald trump and his friends are pedophiles.
2: they really want to steal a shit load of oil.
yo two things can be true simultaneously
1: donald trump and his friends are pedophiles.
2: they really want to steal a shit load of oil.
January 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
'venezuela is a distraction from the epsein files'
yo two things can be true simultaneously
1: donald trump and his friends are pedophiles.
2: they really want to steal a shit load of oil.
yo two things can be true simultaneously
1: donald trump and his friends are pedophiles.
2: they really want to steal a shit load of oil.
I've been hit by cars twice as a pedestrian, woke up to someone trying to stab me, multiple MCAS events, got hit in the head by a hood after driving under a semi, rolled a car off the road, spinal damage that impacted my heart & lungs, and a second stabbing attempt. That's just the highlights.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
i’m decades of conversion therapy from my fundamentalist shrink parents
i’m decades of conversion therapy from my fundamentalist shrink parents
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
I'm Infected Vocal Chords
I'm Infected Vocal Chords
January 2, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I've been hit by cars twice as a pedestrian, woke up to someone trying to stab me, multiple MCAS events, got hit in the head by a hood after driving under a semi, rolled a car off the road, spinal damage that impacted my heart & lungs, and a second stabbing attempt. That's just the highlights.
Werner Herzog's Voltron
Clint Eastwood's Trigun
Martin Scorsese’s Dragon Ball Z
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Werner Herzog's Voltron
I didn't die! I had a few near brushes, but I'm still here.
Plus, I've found out how lovely estrogen can be. Did you know it is possible to have like many different emotions? I didn't! Thanks, Estrogen!
Plus, I've found out how lovely estrogen can be. Did you know it is possible to have like many different emotions? I didn't! Thanks, Estrogen!
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
1/
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
1/
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I didn't die! I had a few near brushes, but I'm still here.
Plus, I've found out how lovely estrogen can be. Did you know it is possible to have like many different emotions? I didn't! Thanks, Estrogen!
Plus, I've found out how lovely estrogen can be. Did you know it is possible to have like many different emotions? I didn't! Thanks, Estrogen!
After a little bit of discussion with some friends, I slapped together a simple quiz, to try and get it where you have to guess if something is a Pokémon or pharmaceutical.
Let's see if you know your drugs or Pokémon!
vault.hellmark.org/pharmadex/
Let's see if you know your drugs or Pokémon!
vault.hellmark.org/pharmadex/
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
After a little bit of discussion with some friends, I slapped together a simple quiz, to try and get it where you have to guess if something is a Pokémon or pharmaceutical.
Let's see if you know your drugs or Pokémon!
vault.hellmark.org/pharmadex/
Let's see if you know your drugs or Pokémon!
vault.hellmark.org/pharmadex/
That's Promise.
The premise is an Irish beer.
The premise is an Irish beer.
No that's the Prestige
The premise is a margarine made from vegetables oil
The premise is a margarine made from vegetables oil
No, that’s the Grimace. The premise is the Christopher Nolan movie about magicians.
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
That's Promise.
The premise is an Irish beer.
The premise is an Irish beer.
My cats seriously turn my dehumidifier on with their buttholes all the fucking time...
After eight years of this fucking cat sitting on the dehumidifier and changing the settings with his butthole I finally velcroed an acrylic sheet over the controls and can at last live in peace.
December 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My cats seriously turn my dehumidifier on with their buttholes all the fucking time...
Do I want to know where they get their meat?
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Do I want to know where they get their meat?
Yo, what's up, @profanity.accountant ? Tabulate my fucks, please.
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Yo, what's up, @profanity.accountant ? Tabulate my fucks, please.
My late wife was big into true crime, and my current wife loves watching protest videos. Still true crime, just with the government as the criminals.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My late wife was big into true crime, and my current wife loves watching protest videos. Still true crime, just with the government as the criminals.
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If you've spent your entire life feeling like you're not quite as pretty as the other girls because that was the barometer of value during your lifetime, and then you see someone who was born male and feel like they're more classically feminine than you, I can imagine thats pretty hard to process*.
I maintain that a substantial amount of transphobia in cis women is actually projected insecurity of their own self-image within a rigid gendered framework.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you've spent your entire life feeling like you're not quite as pretty as the other girls because that was the barometer of value during your lifetime, and then you see someone who was born male and feel like they're more classically feminine than you, I can imagine thats pretty hard to process*.
Freeze them first. Can't have hot lemonade.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Freeze them first. Can't have hot lemonade.
They have to be aware trans people exist, but not actually perceive us. Feel free to use this week to act like the Boogeyman and scare some people.
Shit we have to be perceived for an entire week?
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They have to be aware trans people exist, but not actually perceive us. Feel free to use this week to act like the Boogeyman and scare some people.
This reminds me of something that gets said in the Widow community, where just because you have a dead spouse doesn't make you a good person.
We all have been through trauma, whether being trans or being a wid, and sometimes that breaks people. Sometimes, they were just fucked up to begin with.
We all have been through trauma, whether being trans or being a wid, and sometimes that breaks people. Sometimes, they were just fucked up to begin with.
my buddy had a rancid interaction with a doll on tinder and i told him being trans doesn't fix being a dumb bitch
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This reminds me of something that gets said in the Widow community, where just because you have a dead spouse doesn't make you a good person.
We all have been through trauma, whether being trans or being a wid, and sometimes that breaks people. Sometimes, they were just fucked up to begin with.
We all have been through trauma, whether being trans or being a wid, and sometimes that breaks people. Sometimes, they were just fucked up to begin with.
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But what are cock rings for then?
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
But what are cock rings for then?
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly