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Valerie
@heyval.bsky.social
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Physiology professor, mom of a cool teen, dog lover/#uglydog, swiftie :)
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I'm ready for The Life of a Showgirl. We got glittery cupcakes, but I'm dressed comfortably and under my TTPD blanket i got as a gift because this new album still needs to prove herself to me before I'm ready to move forward from TTPD.
90 dollars for Hulu plus live TV. Ugh.
BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...
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I know we clown strongly worded statements but every medical professional in the US needs to issue one by tomorrow morning saying "we're not following the bullshit guidance of a lifelong antivax activist & his senile boss"
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Once more: the best evidence shows that Tylenol taken during pregnancy is not harmful. **This question is settled.** The benefit of reducing discomfort and fever is extremely important at a time when the fetus is developing.

Pregnant women - Tylenol is safe.
sciencebasedmedicine.org/tylenol-and-...
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tbh if you know a teenager (any teenager, no matter who they are or how well you think they're doing) please go and tell them that you think they're great and you like them. you don't need to elaborate. just say it. they'll be awkward and uncomfortable about it. but they'll remember it forever
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We can expect more of this (one student objecting to the content on the basis that it’s illegal because it violates a presidential executive order, another filming, admin sanctioning the professor and supportive admins because of pressure from political officials). A dangerous time for free inquiry.
Texas A&M’s President just removed a dean and department head from their positions after they supported a professor whose lesson on gender was challenged by a student. www.kbtx.com/2025/09/09/a...
A&M Dean removed following student complaints over curriculum
The Department of Justice has also acknowledged the situation and said it would be investigating.
www.kbtx.com
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
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So. Is this AI or did they just release the secret locations of…something? Someones?
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AAUP @aaup.org · Sep 3
BOOM💥💥💥
AAUP-HARVARD, AAUP, & UAW WON THE HARVARD CASE!!!!

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Donald Trump has been traded to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2025 first round pick.
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how do we not have an app that will make all our phones make the tornado sound if it happens
I want to be awakened about it at 2am because Marisa posted the news so I've turned on notifications!
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Madison told me about the *speculations* so I of course came on here to see the jokey jokes on my feed.
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If trump isn’t actually dying he will get mad that we are all excited that he might be dying
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seconding every word of this. we have gone backwards. and us in the various queer scenes need to remember we are *not* immune to this shit either.

lastoneout.tumblr.com/post/7911909...
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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I'm not sure if this ended up being a labor of love or a boondoggle, to be honest. I spent a long time trying to learn about hot streaks but mostly ended up learning about statistical dead ends, pitfalls, and the importance of asking questions precisely:
blogs.fangraphs.com/the-enigma-m...
The Enigma: My Journey Through Statistical Artifacts in Pursuit of Hot Streaks
I dove into the world of batter streaks, trying to predict which hitters were likely to have extreme swings in performance. In the end, the journey was more fascinating than the conclusion.
blogs.fangraphs.com
This
There should be a Bluesky setting that makes your post self destruct if it hits the discover feed
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I’ve begun describing A.I. as an admin assistant with 3 PhDs who smokes in the office and is also on a PIP for lying all the time. In the beginning it’s amusing how much they seem to know but it doesn’t take long to grow tired of their bullshit and hold up turns out they stole all their PhDs!?!
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This is the drug that is a 100% effective treatment for HIV. this is the one you've been seeing in the news. I would LOVE to see an in-depth discussion of exactly what "clinical, financial, and regulatory factors" are keeping them from essentially carrying a cure to a deadly disease.
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This week in court a white cis woman landlord started *literally crying* when I was doing my opening argument for my client and started saying to her lawyer "how is this allowed? How are these people just allowed to have a lawyer?" through tears, because evidently oppression is when due process
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You can add up all the enjoyable pursuits of LLMs and the work productivity hacks and none of them, separately or together, will be more important than AI’s ecological costs or political disruption.

“We” is more important here.
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like