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December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Rideau Street McDonald's reopens by honouring predecessor's viral raccoon ottawacitizen.com/news/rideau-...
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh no, finally broke through the wall and am finally making progress in Dark Souls
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is @morecivilized.bsky.social thought (complementary)
Obi-Wan and Yoda lied to Luke a shitload to turn him into a weapon to kill his father, they absolutely would not have told him this, as they were assholes.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Mark Hamill has commented on Luke Skywalker's death in Star Wars: The Last Jedi, saying, "Don't you think if... using the Force could be lethal, Obi-Wan would've said 'Use the Force in moderation, Luke?' Or Yoda would've said 'Overdo Force projection, you must not?'" https://bit.ly/4s0eqBD
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

“I had just let the whole thing wash over me. I marveled at what a good story the truth could make in the right hands,” the author Stephen King writes about seeing “Stand by Me,” Rob Reiner’s adaptation of King's novella “The Body.”
Opinion | Stephen King on Rob Reiner’s ‘Stand by Me’
In Rob’s hands, “Stand by Me,” my most autobiographical novel, rang true.
nyti.ms
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I will send you to hell.
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
For reasons I don't understand, I've got the JAG theme stuck in my head today.
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk!
THE GRINCH:
December 24, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!

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Hail Ceaser!
Cease to resist givin' my goodbye, drive my car into the ocean, you think I'm dead but I sail away...
stoeten.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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sorting all my hobbies into right and left coded categories, like a normal person
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Well.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just don’t get why you’d release the worst part of a book as an excerpt?
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Heh. Well.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Of the many Remembrance Day stories i wrote, this was my favourite ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...
Known unto God: How Canadians embraced their Unknown Soldier
The tomb has become so central to Canadians' remembrance, it has in many ways surpassed the National War Memorial.
ottawacitizen.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM