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K_BLλKΞM4N

@hirsutable.bsky.social

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🏆 Most modest man on the internet 2011 🏆 Big Barbigerous Brit in 'Berta NDP Sex Marxist Not a brand ambassador for Coke (he/him)

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 5h

Just got vaccinated and now all my mag safe accessories are sticking to me???

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 7h

Add mayonnaise to anything and they consider it a salad.

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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 7h

“I’m getting too young for this shit”

— Danny Glover in a reboot of Benjamin Button

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 7h

When I was a kid in the north west during the 80s and 90s "Correr" was what everyone called it.

'Corrie' was a southern thing which meant whenever they talked about it on TV it was more commonly used.

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AC @ahmadchildress.bsky.social · 1d

When did "Clap Back" get gentrified?

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 1d

Make a movie food:

Poutine Wolf
Fondu the Right Thing
The Shawarma of the Lambs
Reservoir Hot Dogs
Fry Lard
Baby back Mountain
Black Forrest Gump
It's A Wonderful Trifle
12 Hangry Men

Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 1d

make a movie food:
Baked Mystery, Alaska
The 5000 Lady Fingers of Dr. T
King Crab Kong
Broadway Danny Roast
I Spit on Your Gravy
My Own Private Idaho Potato
To lLive and French Fry In LA
Lord of The Onion Rings
Sham-Poutine
ZucchiNeedful Things
Rhubarbraella
I'm Gonna Git You, Succotash

Amusing Pseudonym @amusingpseudonym.bsky.social · 1d

Make a movie food:

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 1d

Does rare in this context mean "undercooked"?

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

I like Dyche and I have a feeling Igor is gonna score a bunch of goals before Xmas. Planning to get him in my Fantasy team next week.

K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

I just saw you in Slow Horses.

Congratufuckinglations man. We love to see it.

K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

Disappointingly lacking in time travel for my taste and he doesn't even use his sonic screwdriver. Not once.

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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 2d

90 minutes until the next Comedy Bureau… maybe some hype would be nice?

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

Which statement are you questioning when you ask "why not?". It is not clear.

Same here... "Pretending that people who recognize systemic injustices exist haven't ignored men is wrong". No idea what you are trying to say

K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

If I'd known Julia Davis was in Toxic Avenger I would have watched this movie ages ago.

K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

I even have a specific metal bowl I like to use so I get a satisfying "TING" every time I drop a shell into it

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2d

the pee tapes are stored in the epstein ballroom

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

David Cross is in last week's episode of Elsbeth and I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

David Cross is poking his head around a door. In his right had is a real gun, in his left hand is a toy megaphone

K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

Is your name also Lego inspired or just a wonderful example of nominative determinism, Mr Brickman

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 2d

Updating my LEGO White House

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

I always assume this is the reason we don't entertain many guests.

K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

This would probably make the list too

youtu.be/xJ2hH74muRU?...

They're Coming to Get You Barbara

YouTube video by Ben Living - Topic

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 2d

I think I posted this last year too but I have put Lotion by the Greenskeepers on any Halloween playlist I've ever made and it is just...

youtu.be/20z4edLGxHE?...

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Sage Francis @sagefrancis.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll be playing 27 US cities with Atmosphere, Kool Keith, R.A. the Rugged Man, and Mr. Dibbs in Jan/Feb for the Winter Carnival Tour. 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Pre sales password: GRATEFUL
atmospheresucks.com/pages/tour

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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 4d

Now he's covering up his totenkopf with a Hufflepuff tattoo! Get this guy outta here!

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 4d

More songs should have four and half minute intros

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGL...

Creative Source - Who is he and what is he to you

YouTube video by ultralight34

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K_BLλKΞM4N @hirsutable.bsky.social · 4d

During our Codies days there was a fight on almost every project to get QA included in the credits. Some Exec Producers in particular were very much against it.

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