#1 Meatbag Disintegrator
hk47.bsky.social
#1 Meatbag Disintegrator
@hk47.bsky.social
Tenno. Warframe lore dork. PM me your scarred vessel.
I'm mixed and lgbt I get to say that word you're mad about.
I don't follow YouTubers because I'm chopped and unc but this whole Jaiden Animations thing has very Countess Boochie Flagrante vibes.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh, right. The estrogen. The estrogen for Hitler, the estrogen chosen especially to forcefem Hitler, Hitler's estrogen. That estrogen?
“The founder of the CIA wanted to force-fem Hitler” might be an all-time “none of these words are in the Bible”
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
December 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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TRUTH NUKEEEEEEEEEEEE
hmmmmmm if only there were some conclusions to be drawn from this 🤔🤔🤔 it's almost like a band-aid solution isn't really addressing the reasons for violence and just making people do weirder stuff to enact that violence
December 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The 'code modules:' "Haha dude, ChatGPT, you are so fuckin high dude lmao you took like, a lot of ketamine man hahaha"

That'll be $99.99
The year is 2025. Drugs have never been more uncool, their cultural cachet gradually eroded by decades of tech bro tourism, wellness grifter infringement, and startup bro entryism within broader legalization efforts. Only one man can turn the tide in this collapsing landscape: Cool Drugs Guy™️
An online marketplace is selling code modules that simulate the effects of cannabis, ketamine, cocaine, ayahuasca, and alcohol when they are uploaded to ChatGPT. www.wired.com/story/people...
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
When are we gonna get a movie with both Patrick Fischler and David Dastmalchian?

I need it
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
KING SHIT
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Thinking about how Merriam Webster's word of the year or whatever is 'slop' and how everything is downstream from 4chan. Fucking everything, man.

/ck/ had BIG SLOPPA SHIT etc and /pol/ had goyslop. Lowtax is the prime mover. I know it's a real word but you can trace this usage back pretty easily.
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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> it's 2am, on Friday
> you have a 5pm deadline on writing a meaningful Gaston treatment
> literally all you've been given is a sticky note with "eggs" written on it, next to a flexing arm
> "eggs" has been underlined 3 times
> you've been drunk for 2 weeks straight
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Now, I'm just spitballing here
But what if someone reenacted the ending of Inglourious Basterds here
“On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE.

This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.”

Beast mode shit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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"If you've never had to work with a data tape before, uh, don't."
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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sending my horse to the hat man
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ain't NO way Rogue makes it without some kind of nerf in 6.0 lmao

Good goddamn. I think I've gone at LEAST 5:1 even in my worst match. Its partly people not knowing how to deal with her but her kit is so fucking good. She's got a popup->flight->melee->divekick combo that'll 100-0 most supports.
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This is Chonk

He’s a senior cat

Lives S of France

Has no ears (skin cancer)

Loves food (obvs) & all the cuddles

Mainly bewildered

Still has zoomies every morning & likes playing football

Also likes rampaging around the garage

#CatStats
TL improvement
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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RIP Herman Melville, you woulda loved unethical non monogamy with an evil whaling polycule
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Millennial/Alpha solidarity:

68 ± 1
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Reading A.S. Hamrah's Algorithm of the Night and lol. Got his ass
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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A guy walked by while I was setting up to take this photo and asked what was special about this alley. He said people are always taking pics of it. I dunno, probably because it looks cool?

📷 Pentax LX, 50mm f/1.4
🎞️ Cinestill 800T
#believeinfilm
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM