Howsdower
@howsdower.bsky.social
Trying to find the middle ground between "walking around outside" and "reading books all the time"
No snow on Christmas, but a deadly ice storm the day afterward is almost as good
December 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No snow on Christmas, but a deadly ice storm the day afterward is almost as good
A bumper sticker that says "My other car is a car. I drive only cars"
The other car has the exact same sticker
The other car has the exact same sticker
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A bumper sticker that says "My other car is a car. I drive only cars"
The other car has the exact same sticker
The other car has the exact same sticker
Love it
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Love it
Not sure why, but every 5th cifeo or so on BlueSky will just brick the app and I have to restart it.
Not freeze, just unable to exit from fullscreen and can't even pause.
Not freeze, just unable to exit from fullscreen and can't even pause.
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Not sure why, but every 5th cifeo or so on BlueSky will just brick the app and I have to restart it.
Not freeze, just unable to exit from fullscreen and can't even pause.
Not freeze, just unable to exit from fullscreen and can't even pause.
Had my first "meh" lavender latte at one of my favorite coffee shops
God has abandoned me
God has abandoned me
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Had my first "meh" lavender latte at one of my favorite coffee shops
God has abandoned me
God has abandoned me
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Whenever I see a hawk while I'm driving, I can't help but stare at it.
One could say I'm en-raptor-ed by them.
One could say I'm en-raptor-ed by them.
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Whenever I see a hawk while I'm driving, I can't help but stare at it.
One could say I'm en-raptor-ed by them.
One could say I'm en-raptor-ed by them.
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maybe it will happen today
We're now at two hours?
Trump is now running an astounding (even for him) 90 minutes late for his scheduled 3pm bill signing event
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
maybe it will happen today
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Watching a friend play Kingdom Hearts, and this concept was brought up
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Watching a friend play Kingdom Hearts, and this concept was brought up
The Grinch would probably fucking hate to see his likeness plastered everywhere at the one time of year he hates the most
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The Grinch would probably fucking hate to see his likeness plastered everywhere at the one time of year he hates the most
$100 if anyone can prove people were laughing on the train
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
$100 if anyone can prove people were laughing on the train
"Why do I live in a place where the wind hurts my face"
Because this place rocks, if you don't like it move, and if you can't move, then put up
Because this place rocks, if you don't like it move, and if you can't move, then put up
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Why do I live in a place where the wind hurts my face"
Because this place rocks, if you don't like it move, and if you can't move, then put up
Because this place rocks, if you don't like it move, and if you can't move, then put up
Electric cars should make that Playstation 2 startup sound
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Electric cars should make that Playstation 2 startup sound
Is there a law where you can't name a band after a known figure?
Could someone just name their post-grunge band "Kyrsten Synema"?
Could someone just name their post-grunge band "Kyrsten Synema"?
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is there a law where you can't name a band after a known figure?
Could someone just name their post-grunge band "Kyrsten Synema"?
Could someone just name their post-grunge band "Kyrsten Synema"?
Disheartening that almost every search in any engine brings up this garbage
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Disheartening that almost every search in any engine brings up this garbage
First big snow of the season, fuck yeah
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
First big snow of the season, fuck yeah
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I know this is a long shot, but I implore anyone to tell me where I can get this bumper sticker.
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know this is a long shot, but I implore anyone to tell me where I can get this bumper sticker.
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
Maybe it's just my brain, but I can't stand hearing the same old songs that are played constantly.
A pipe dream is to start my own radio channel and just play whatever, true variety
A pipe dream is to start my own radio channel and just play whatever, true variety
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Maybe it's just my brain, but I can't stand hearing the same old songs that are played constantly.
A pipe dream is to start my own radio channel and just play whatever, true variety
A pipe dream is to start my own radio channel and just play whatever, true variety
Thanksgiving Eve, the perfect time to drive for 5 hours in the rain
- my boss
- my boss
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thanksgiving Eve, the perfect time to drive for 5 hours in the rain
- my boss
- my boss
Oops, mistimed my "3rd coffee" with my body's natural resistance ability and now have "small stomach ache" debuff
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oops, mistimed my "3rd coffee" with my body's natural resistance ability and now have "small stomach ache" debuff
I'll add on
JG WENTWORTH: 877 CASH NOW
and
1-900-MIXALOT
JG WENTWORTH: 877 CASH NOW
and
1-900-MIXALOT
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:
- mine
- my childhood home
- 800-588-2300 Empire Today
- mine
- my childhood home
- 800-588-2300 Empire Today
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:
- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'll add on
JG WENTWORTH: 877 CASH NOW
and
1-900-MIXALOT
JG WENTWORTH: 877 CASH NOW
and
1-900-MIXALOT
I like to imagine the defensive coordinators showing the Microsoft™️ tablet and it's just the coach badly drawing portraits of the players
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I like to imagine the defensive coordinators showing the Microsoft™️ tablet and it's just the coach badly drawing portraits of the players
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Just saw this.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just saw this.