Howsdower
@howsdower.bsky.social
Trying to find the middle ground between "walking around outside" and "reading books all the time"
The Grinch would probably fucking hate to see his likeness plastered everywhere at the one time of year he hates the most
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The Grinch would probably fucking hate to see his likeness plastered everywhere at the one time of year he hates the most
$100 if anyone can prove people were laughing on the train
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
$100 if anyone can prove people were laughing on the train
"Why do I live in a place where the wind hurts my face"
Because this place rocks, if you don't like it move, and if you can't move, then put up
Because this place rocks, if you don't like it move, and if you can't move, then put up
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Why do I live in a place where the wind hurts my face"
Because this place rocks, if you don't like it move, and if you can't move, then put up
Because this place rocks, if you don't like it move, and if you can't move, then put up
Electric cars should make that Playstation 2 startup sound
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Electric cars should make that Playstation 2 startup sound
Is there a law where you can't name a band after a known figure?
Could someone just name their post-grunge band "Kyrsten Synema"?
Could someone just name their post-grunge band "Kyrsten Synema"?
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is there a law where you can't name a band after a known figure?
Could someone just name their post-grunge band "Kyrsten Synema"?
Could someone just name their post-grunge band "Kyrsten Synema"?
Disheartening that almost every search in any engine brings up this garbage
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Disheartening that almost every search in any engine brings up this garbage
First big snow of the season, fuck yeah
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
First big snow of the season, fuck yeah
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I know this is a long shot, but I implore anyone to tell me where I can get this bumper sticker.
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know this is a long shot, but I implore anyone to tell me where I can get this bumper sticker.
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
Maybe it's just my brain, but I can't stand hearing the same old songs that are played constantly.
A pipe dream is to start my own radio channel and just play whatever, true variety
A pipe dream is to start my own radio channel and just play whatever, true variety
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Maybe it's just my brain, but I can't stand hearing the same old songs that are played constantly.
A pipe dream is to start my own radio channel and just play whatever, true variety
A pipe dream is to start my own radio channel and just play whatever, true variety
Thanksgiving Eve, the perfect time to drive for 5 hours in the rain
- my boss
- my boss
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thanksgiving Eve, the perfect time to drive for 5 hours in the rain
- my boss
- my boss
Oops, mistimed my "3rd coffee" with my body's natural resistance ability and now have "small stomach ache" debuff
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oops, mistimed my "3rd coffee" with my body's natural resistance ability and now have "small stomach ache" debuff
I'll add on
JG WENTWORTH: 877 CASH NOW
and
1-900-MIXALOT
JG WENTWORTH: 877 CASH NOW
and
1-900-MIXALOT
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:
- mine
- my childhood home
- 800-588-2300 Empire Today
- mine
- my childhood home
- 800-588-2300 Empire Today
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:
- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'll add on
JG WENTWORTH: 877 CASH NOW
and
1-900-MIXALOT
JG WENTWORTH: 877 CASH NOW
and
1-900-MIXALOT
I like to imagine the defensive coordinators showing the Microsoft™️ tablet and it's just the coach badly drawing portraits of the players
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I like to imagine the defensive coordinators showing the Microsoft™️ tablet and it's just the coach badly drawing portraits of the players
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Just saw this.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just saw this.
I like looking up animals and seeing the vulnerability as "Least Concern" so I know which ones I can kill with impunity
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I like looking up animals and seeing the vulnerability as "Least Concern" so I know which ones I can kill with impunity
What if dinosaurs spoke in an actual fully formed language
That would be sad
That would be sad
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What if dinosaurs spoke in an actual fully formed language
That would be sad
That would be sad
Found this cool typewriter on a walk today
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Found this cool typewriter on a walk today
@weatherishappening.com
Melville was an early repenter to the weather lords
Melville was an early repenter to the weather lords
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
@weatherishappening.com
Melville was an early repenter to the weather lords
Melville was an early repenter to the weather lords
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I know we're going to beat them and going to beat them so bad there'll never be a them like them ever again; however, today I am just absolutely agog at the ocean of banal cruelty.
I guess I'm lucky I still have a conscience that can be horrified by the confirmation of its cynicism, but Jesus.
I guess I'm lucky I still have a conscience that can be horrified by the confirmation of its cynicism, but Jesus.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I know we're going to beat them and going to beat them so bad there'll never be a them like them ever again; however, today I am just absolutely agog at the ocean of banal cruelty.
I guess I'm lucky I still have a conscience that can be horrified by the confirmation of its cynicism, but Jesus.
I guess I'm lucky I still have a conscience that can be horrified by the confirmation of its cynicism, but Jesus.
My brother is sick with COVID and is doing some science in the meantime
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My brother is sick with COVID and is doing some science in the meantime
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Writing a kid's book called "The Extra Wiggly Smooth Blind Caterpillar" who finds out they're a worm when all their friends metamorphosize and fly away and they're forced to understand that by setting more realistic expectations there's just as much fun to be had in the dirt.
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Writing a kid's book called "The Extra Wiggly Smooth Blind Caterpillar" who finds out they're a worm when all their friends metamorphosize and fly away and they're forced to understand that by setting more realistic expectations there's just as much fun to be had in the dirt.
I know this is a long shot, but I implore anyone to tell me where I can get this bumper sticker.
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know this is a long shot, but I implore anyone to tell me where I can get this bumper sticker.
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
I was obsessed with Stephen King as a young reader, my real first name is Stephen, and I hate Trump.
My whole life path has been leading up to owning this
Any leads would be amazing
Went to get an oil change and didn't have to leave the car, what an odd experience.
Knowing a human being was underneath my vehicle was very no el and a little intimidating
Knowing a human being was underneath my vehicle was very no el and a little intimidating
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Went to get an oil change and didn't have to leave the car, what an odd experience.
Knowing a human being was underneath my vehicle was very no el and a little intimidating
Knowing a human being was underneath my vehicle was very no el and a little intimidating