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costasamaras.com
Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).

The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.
jael.bsky.social
SCOOP: The Bureau of Land Management says the largest solar project in Nevada — the Esmeralda 7 mega-farm — has been canceled

The news was quietly dropped via a sudden website update with no public word from any of the companies involved or a statement from the agency

@heatmap.news
Esmeralda 7 Solar Project Has Been Canceled, BLM Says
It would have delivered a gargantuan 6.2 gigawatts of power.
heatmap.news
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reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network
It is wild to me that there are people whose entire personality is just... hating YouTubers whose fame peaked in like 2010. There's an entire subreddit dedicated to dogging on James Rolfe for *checks notes* having a family and work/life boundaries. Just spectacularly pathetic.
marzgurl.com
They were referencing "Busy Street" and "TGWTG", so it's like this dude just woke up this week from a 15-year-long coma.

I'm not joking, this was a blog from Busy Street *IN 2010*. Dude was certainly allowed to not like Channel Awesome, but he & others who followed made it A WHOLE PERSONALITY TRAIT
WHY WE HATE TGWTG (In 5 Seconds)
20 03 2010

I actually meant 5 Good reasons why we hate TGWTG…
Fanboys – Go Home.


#1 – Money (That’s What I Want!)

The Nostalgia Critic show averages 100,000 to 200,000 viewers per week, and the site as a whole has 1 million page views per month.[3][4][8] This is expected to increase following content-provider Blip.tv’s deal with Youtube in July 2009.[9] As of July 2009, the site earns more than $10,000 per month in advertising revenue and has received more than $11,000 in online donations, with the company expecting to earn $150,000 by the end of the year. In the third quarter of the 2009 Fiscal year, Walker’s shows earned $53,000 with $32,000 from the Nostalgia Critic alone. This revenue was generated by run of network from Puma and Starburst.[3][4][5][9] The success of his shows has allowed Walker to make a living performing and to quit his previous job as an illustrator, as well as pay the salary of co-founder/COO Mike Ellis.[3]

Ripped Straight from the Headlines of Wikipedia. We don’t hate the fact he HAS a website, we don’t even hate the fact he gets PAID to have a website. What we do find baffling, is the fact he is willing to do this Full Time. I am sure you fans are going “But he’s spending more time doing what he loves”. Sure that’s a good thing, he has plenty of time to make Bum Reviews, Nostalgia Critics, and rubbing his sphincter with $100 bills donated to him by PayPal.

However, there is one thing every person must know about the internet - it does not last forever. Busy Street is fully aware that most of these people will be gone in 5 years tops, fads really do come and go. While in 2004, people go to YTMND – no one gives 2 shits about it now. When is the last time you went to HomeStar Runner? TGWTG as a site, can’t survive a full decade, if my prediction is right. You could only say a movie is shitty so much, that a certain anime is shitty so much, that a video game is shitty so much, that a comic book is shitty so much, that a FMV is shitty so much… that it ends up being stale. That moment was 2008. When people say “Don’t Quit Your Day Job”, they mean it. Don’t quit your day job to make these videos for the internet. It’s going to be hard to recover in 2014.

#2. Repeat.

Reviewing is dead, we have a whole team of people who have this belief. What used to be a golden staple in homes everywhere in the 1990s, have become dead in 2000s, due to the success of blogs and social networking websites like Twitter and YouTube. You no longer need to be a Major in Film Studies to be a critic – as long as you can be on camera and use the powers of persuading 12 year olds to agree with you, everything will be AOK.

1990s Reviewing -

2000s Reviewing-

Just be glad, we only gave you a teaser of that review. If you watch a guy try his hardest to imitate Tom Goes to The Mayor while reviewing video games for the internet – you should just read the Customer Reviews on GameStop. #3. Repeat.

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is Charlie Brooker – a noble british chap who has an award winning panel show, a few ‘wipe shows’, and is also a columnist for The Guardian. This is the face of commentary and criticism, the best part is – He’s actually funny!

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is Ben “Yahtzee” Windows – As always he speaks with Zero Punctuation, and lives in the world of Microsoft Paint. Hisreviewsusuallygoonandondestroyingfanbasessoeasilyitmakespeoplewanttocryandlaughatthesametime.

Here is another reviewer, but unlike Charlie Brooker, he made his fame – on the internet. His main focus is annoying the fanboys of franchises with his reviews of video games, with the intent to piss them off. Mission Accomplished. His fanboys are nothing more than people who say “I wonder what Boggle has to say about X”

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is Broken Pixels – a former podcast hosted by the people at 1UP.com (now AREA 5) where they talk about video games, by playing through it. Better than a Let’s Play because at least it’s just one part. Plus it stars the king of “Reviewing Terrible Video Games” – Sean “Seanbaby” Baby. What we need now, in a world with a foul moth brit. A foul mouth aussie, and a foul mouth new york reviewer is a reviewer of video games… but as a nerd.

And Kids Like That Sort of Repetition…

Here is James Rolfe, known to most of the internet as “The Angry Video Game Nerd”. His “shitloads of fuck” and filming himself drinking watered down Rolling Rocks have given him just as much noriety as Yahtzee. Only this guy is on a camera, so he must be a real person right? wrong.

Sure, his reviews are very interesting, and they are very comical. It is a must watch for anybody who grew up playing shitty NES games. However, most of the fanbase is NOT people who played classic NES games. They are people who giggle at “Fuckload of AssCheese with Diarrhea Nacho Sauce”. He has reviewed over 100 video games, and made enough money off ScrewAttack, GameTrailers, and DVD Sales to really quit making these videos – but he won’t. Because he likes ya!

Unfortunately, things are drying up in the AVGN Headquarters – what is there left to review? He has said just about every animal he’d rather eat the feces of from Aardvark to Zebra, and he’s played almost every movie licensed video game there is – you can’t really do much now. All there is left to do is repeat your shtick over and over. Much like Jay Leno with Monica Lewinski jokes, James is stuck to saying “Fred Fucks” instead of “Fred Fuchs” (pronounced foosh).

What we need now, is a person just like AVGN, but instead of video games… something else. To refresh the genre… hense the start of TGWTG.

#4. The unwritten rule of reviewing is used time and time again.

Quick – name me as many words for “good” as you can.

Now name me as many words for “bad” as you can.

When you said “good”, you were writing down words like “great” “perfect” “awesome”

When you said “bad”, you were probably writing down words like “shitty”, “terrible” “awful” “retarded” “gay” and “blankets”.

That’s because it’s easier to say things are “shitty” than there are “good”, when you have a limited time frame, and you don’t know what you are talking about!

A real good challenge to anybody is to see if you can actually give ONLY POSITIVES for a video game, that aren’t just a loophole like “It’s better than death!”. When you find me a reviewer that does that – i’m sure hell will break loose over on TGWTG. Sure you have people like Happy Video Game Nerd – but when your image is that of a bizarro world version of AVGN – you aint fooling nobody.

What I love is people who complain about difficulties in video games. You guys bought the game for a challenge. You have a challenge in front of you – beat it. If you hate it, oh well… $50 down the toilet, a new game will be available next Tuesday. #5. The Obsessive Fanbase

We really could make a whole website devoted to mocking fanboys… actually that’s what we’re doing. TGWTG Fanboys really are some of the worst people in existence. You make any comment badmouthing a reviewer – they are going to burn your fucking house. The funny part is – even though they disapprove of this. Every week there is a new thread about “Who is Hotter – Goggles or Nostalgia Chick?” and “Who is funnier – Spoony or Linkara?” or “What do you like more – Nostalgia Critic or Bum Reviews?” With every “win” there is a “lose”, and for saying something is better than something else, you are claiming the other reviewer is inferior.

I know it may surprise you but – TwigWhig is the black hole of the internet.

It’s an ongoing idiot parade. One second you see a guy review Alice in Wonderland, the next a fat guy screams about how difficult God of War 3 is. The more you broaden the website, the less you find humor in the site.

It’s a guy screaming for attention, as the biggest manchild in existence.

We need a translator.

Closest I could get to Spax3 Talking about
GRIFFITH!!!

Plus, you are living in a society where everybody is a plagiarist of AVGN. From Irate Gamer, to Game Dude. The question is – why doesn’t anybody claim Angry Joe of Plagiarism? Why doesn’t anybody claim Spoony? They claim to be “nerdspired” just like Game Dude, yet basica gets the bad rap on the internet. You either must take GD as a serious video game reviewer. Or you must stop people like “ThatTeenagerWithTheHotTopicMerch” and “The Hoobastank Critic” from showing up and ruining the former good name of ‘reviewing’.

Better Yet – Ignore the whole fucking thing, it’s the fucking internet and life is too short to give a fuck.

Do what you want cause a pirate is free.

YOU ARE A PIRATE.
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mikerose.bsky.social
We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game

So he flipped his positive review to negative

Still totally worth it
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artofchira.bsky.social
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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shiningknightx.bsky.social
"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore
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mtsw.bsky.social
When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win
delrayser.bsky.social
everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco
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jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
There’s a reason academics universally rejected the initial push to canonize Charlie Kirk as a saint devoted to free speech.

We know all too well that’s the exact opposite of reality.
profgabriele.com
I know this case is all over - & it should be - but Turning Point USA has waged a harassment campaign against faculty for more than a decade. I know of at least a half dozen other faculty, personally, who have received death threats and several of those who felt so unsafe they too left their homes
davidho.bsky.social
Are we great yet?

Mark Bray, a Rutgers University professor and expert on anti-fascist groups, is fleeing to Spain with his family due to death threats that stem from a campaign by Turning Point USA and other conservative groups to get him fired, falsely labeling him as an antifa member.
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paris.nyc
after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports
Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.
www.consumerreports.org
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mjsdc.bsky.social
It is pretty galling that the Supreme Court spent four years telling Biden "you can't do that without Congress" then allowed Trump to seize a once-unthinkable amount of power from Congress within nine months and concentrate law-making authority almost entirely in the executive branch.
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
Really hammer your reps about how catastrophic this is and how bad these laws are for peoples online safety
404media.co
BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...
The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare
A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...
www.404media.co
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junlper.beer
i’ll never get over this
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leftistlawyer.com
Whilst we're on the subject of shocking living things, did you know police departments routinely shock human beings with tasers until they die and chalk up their deaths to a fake medical condition they call "excited delirium" that was invented by taser companies to absolve themselves of liability?
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hard-drive.net
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
It’s kind of crazy that Nazis and the KKK have recently become controversial bad guys because a bunch of bitter online dorks assumed it was about them
discussingfilm.net
Ubisoft canceled an ‘ASSASSINS CREED’ game set in the post-Civil War era

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Players would fight the emerging KKK

• Leadership canceled it after concerns with U.S. political climate & Yasuke backlash

(Source: www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...)