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Jess

@humannamedjess.bsky.social

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Just a Xennial filled with existential dread…and a mom, non-trad wife, horror movie enthusiast, Swiftie 🫶🏻, pop culture & pop music lover, never ever MAGA, and perimenopausal! 🥵

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Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · Jun 7

ICE = Gestapo
Gestapo = ICE

MAGA = Nazis
Nazis = MAGA

Trump administration = Hitler
Hitler = Trump administration

You have to include the whole Trump administration to get one full brain in the mix.

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 1d

My god. He is such an asshole.

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 2d

I love my Aunt Tifa! She donates to food banks when the MAGA cult wants to starve the kiddos!

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 2d

Well, I’m Southern and don’t talk to most of my redneck MAGA family anymore so I’ll stick with my not blood related Aunts & Uncles. Dude…are southerners trying this bullshit?!?! Because that’s the pot calling the kettle…

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 2d

I’m going to light a candle for Howard Dean tonight. That was some bullshit.

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 3d

I want off this ride of stupid. Israel really messes with people’s minds.

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 3d

Yea. We know.

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 3d

yay

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 3d

Uhhh ok. Most of what’s happening right now is not “allowed”. We gotta stop thinking like that.

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 3d

If you’re an air traffic controller reading this, do not go to work without getting paid!!! Tell your friends. Ground the shit out of us!!

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 4d

You’re a Nazi

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 4d

If you tell @jd-vance-1.bsky.social to eat 💩 and 🪦 on his very first Bluesky post back in July, then your Bluesky will be suspended for 24 hours on October 25 of the same year!

🌈 The More You Know! 🌈

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 11d

But yet you only endorse people who are octogenarians or take AIPAC. I just love having my family’s future decided by constant old people and Israel.

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 11d

I’d read it but that darn paywall that I refuse to pay for!

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 12d

Hey! Fuck you, Nazi!

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13d

probably marks me as old fashioned but i'm not a fan of politicians cursing like this

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13d

Q: What could Maduro do?

TRUMP: He's offered everything. You know why? Because he doesn't want to fuck around with the United States

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13d

This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton.

I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14d

Tough to watch. #AmericanGerontocracy 🇺🇸

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 13d

@jaketapper.bsky.social the fuck? Are you even trying at your job? Or just writing another book.

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 13d

Salesforce told ICE that its A.I. software could help the agency nearly triple its staff, according to internal documents, as President Trump expands immigration raids and deportations around the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...

Salesforce chief executive Marc Benioff, wearing a black suit, speaks to an audience. A headline reads: "Salesforce Pitched ICE on Services to Recruit More Staff, Documents Show." Photo by Jessica Christian/San Francisco Chronicle, via Associated Press

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 13d

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 14d

Who’s checking the teenagers’ sperm counts?!?!,!, we need THAT LIST TOO!!!

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 15d

Ew Cheryl Hines. Bye forever.

Jess @humannamedjess.bsky.social · 17d

Ew.

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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 18d

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

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Martha Crawford @whatashrinkthinks.com · 19d

I'm sitting here thinking about having a 15 daughter being chased down and abducted by masked men while the local police watch and let them carry her away to god-knows where w/zero accountability

we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons