Ian Emery
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Ian Emery
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• 45 years old • married to Nicola • QA Senior Test Engineer• Dad to Rhys (b. Feb 09) & Seren (b. Dec 13) • English exile living in South Wales • Once danced the birdy song on stage with Lionel Blair • Not really this small, just stood further away.
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Spent 14 years over on that other site, long before the racists turned up. Been on here about a year.

Father of two, work in IT for Admiral Money. Obsessed with football, F1 and running.

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November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reposted by Ian Emery
Dick Advocaat is the head coach of the Curaçao football team, who will be the first ever alcoholic drink managed by an alcoholic drink to play at a World Cup finals.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Absolute scenes #ScoDen
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reposted by Ian Emery
Fuck. Off.
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Reposted by Ian Emery
Given the extensive damage that raining men would do to people’s sheds, greenhouses and gazebos, I hardly think “hallelujah!” is an appropriate response.
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It's a bit Motown out there this morning.

Three Degrees, Four Tops!
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Luke Littler.
#1 in the world.
Retains the Grand Slam Championship.

Pretty good day in the office!

Phenomenal talent. Like nothing seen before.

Also, worthy note to Luke Humphries - a truly class act, superb as world number 1, a brilliant ambassador of the sport. 👏👏👏

#GSOD
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
100% agree.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Luke Littler. The number one darts player in the world. Extraordinary talent.

#GSOD
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Up yours Gezzy Price. That's what you get for telling everyone to vote Reform at the recent Caerphilly by-election.

Brilliant performance from Cool Hands 👏👏👏.

#GSOD
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"
Villa Park in the context of its place in Aston.

The origin point from which the roots of the club can be explored and understood.

That's heritage.

Photo Credit: Ivan McDouall
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The darts! Madness. Brilliant drama.

##GrandSlamOfDarts
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's what she would have wanted.
Sob Through Your Nan's Eulogy As The Vicar Describes Her Selfless Wartime Efforts To Be Raw-Dogged By The Entire Royal Navy It's 7:00PM
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by Ian Emery
Should Gibb be sacked? yes, obviously. He's an abomination of basic journalistic standards. His GB News channel spreads conspiracy theory & disinformation. His Jewish Chronicle newspaper spreads invented stories. He is plainly trying to undermine the BBC so it's as bad as everything else he touches.
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
❤️🌈
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Dunno who the new MC is, but please can someone tell him that he's holding a microphone so doesn't need to fecking shout....

#GrandSlamOfDarts
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That COD7 advert in the darts is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my entire life.

#GrandSlamOfDarts
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Red bull gives you wings!

Sadly they are the wings from a dodo.

#SkyF1 #BrazilGP
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
First parkrun in a month, and felt it as well! Bit of a slog, but what a stunning day. Ponty Park was beautiful. #RunningPunks
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wordle 1,603 2/6

🟧🟧⬛🟧🟧
🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

I have two starting words.

The solution was one of them.

Feck!
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Someone let me know when those kids have stopped singing. First time I've ever turned off #TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing. Just perfect television.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Carlos Sainz said "this is the worst execution I've ever seen"

Blatantly has never seen the Sadam Hussein video then.

#SkyF1
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM